WE GOTTA STAY SAFE
EMOJI BROS GET IN HERE
How do you get an emoji?
Give me your emoji
get fully infected & like 10 hours later you either get banned until 1st april ends or you get an emoji to signal you survived
you can get infected again but it's harder
I was infected last night and woke up with an emoji. Guess it means we have antibodies now.
tfw curing and will get my emoji soon
REINFECTION TIME BOYS
Nah we emoji chads are IMMUNE we aint getting infected
I'M GONNA I'M GONNA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
Hey guys
Kino
Am I healed yet?
*coof*
>tfw immune system so strong I don't even need the emoji
greenies will never know the feeling
cleanse
COUGH
>some of my posts are nuclear green with the biohazard emoji
>some are just mildly zalgo'd
What does it mean
COOooF
QUIT GOOFING AROUND
what does it mean
I can fuck my husband again.
>there are fags that are STILL coofing
weaklings with weaker immune systems
It means you need to refresh the page manually instead of just letting autorefresh do it's thing
BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!?!?!
checking to see if i got my emoji badge yet
let me help you with that
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
>get banned until 1st april ends
has this actually been confirmed?
EBIN
YES!
prove you can reinfect us
Does having a weird name make me a carrier
Experimenting, trying to see of "recovery" can be spread
Reply to me in a few minutes to see if your glow weakens
You look great.
I took my vitamin C and now I'm healthier than ever.
tfw just have a mild fever
>Does having a weird name make me a carrier
Trevor's not a weird name. What do you mean?
>tfw havent been infected yet because I legit dont know what to post
oof
>tfw never gonna get sick
test
But I'm getting different levels of coof even as I post in new threads for the first time, across multiple boards
Please infect me.
:^)
gimmie dat emoji right now
I am cured how do i get emoji ?
how green am i
Refer to
>Not infected
>Not immune
>Not cured
It's only a matter of time for me.
please send help im dying slowly
corona-chan is cuter than ebola-chan
Give it to me
cough cough
BEHOLD MY ROYAL COOFENHAGEN
5 minutes.
Immune chad, unite
Typical non-emoji brainlet post.
(You), reply in 5 or 10 mins if you feel like it, maybe recovery spreads the same way
fuk u
Test
I SCREAM
I'd give her my vitamin C if you know what im sayin hehegeh
test
help
Wtf I wish I had coofed now!
Coof coof
*coof*
Man how come Yas Forums is the only site that's doing april fool's day gags, I was looking forward to some light gags or something funny to lighten things up and I only find out now everyone was intimidated by literal sjw twitter trannies
coof coof
GLORY TO NURGLE
Doesnt matter how many you are, us immunechads are green free
What am I?
fucking lose my emoji
Yas Forums is the only site that has fun these days
>emoji went away
Uh oh...
*coof coof coof*
Test, is the emoji even there?
>>501650326 UHHH
*INHALES*
Sup.
Am i safe?
Bros... I dont feel so good. What happened to my emoji?
test
Bruh, look at this dood
Sorry bud. I fap to gigachad pics everynight to increase my resistance.
You fags will never infect me
FUK u
based test poster
Please remember that the best thing you can do in this scenario is to assist others by warning them to not respond to infected individuals. We are the chosen few, the ones whom survived the plague. It is our duty to be a bastion of hope against the cancer that is the coughers. For any coughers who seek help, recommend Therapeutic Phlebotomy. Remember to pray for those in need.
don't worry it's just allergies you'll be fine.
Just the flu, I'm sure.
Leave it to chinks to kill a live dog.
Emojis are participation trophies for reddit Zoomers.
it's sad but true
Bro coof on me! Quick!