*cough* H-Hey, it's your old pal... *cough* ...Todd Howard. I'm... I'm not feeling so well, guys...

*cough* H-Hey, it's your old pal... *cough* ...Todd Howard. I'm... I'm not feeling so well, guys. *wheeze* I don't think I'm gonna... gonna make it.
Can... Can you please buy Skyrim... one last time... for your pal... *cough* ...Todd?

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NO!

anything for you todd old pal

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sure thing bud

Yes,you can rest now Tod.You did well

Damn Vin Diesel looks like THAT?

No Todd! Don't die i want Elder Scrolls 6 and Fallout 5!

I think I'm starting to feel better guys. Keep *cough* Keep buying Skyrim... I think it's *cough* it's curing me!

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Good thing I'm immune

Nooo Todd how can I live without you

Fuck off Todd, Skyrim is shit.

Just pirated Skyrim

COOF

fuck off

COOF COOF

fuck off todd

Sorry Todd but I never bought your game.
Paid for Oblivion, tho, is that good enough?

YOU FUCKERS I'M *cough* I'M *cough*
JUST FUCKING BUY IT AAAAAAAAAA *cough* *wheeze*

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I'm not feeling so good Todd...

Don't worry, Todd! I bought this brand new copy of Fallout: New Vegas to help save your life!

Time to pirate Skyrim again

Hope I dont get infected before I get a gf

nvm refunding

But Todd, I don't have time to play Skyrim. I'm too busy playing Morrowind!

fuck off todd

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I'm sorry god emperor Todd, I'll pirate New Vegas to make it up to you.

but how?

Todd, I bought the CE of Doom Eternal I hope that's enough dollary doos for a speedy recovery

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THINK YOUR FUNNY HUH?
FINE
I'LL JUST FUCKING COUGH ON ALL OF YOU
YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST BOUGHT SKYRIM. YOU COULD HAVE AVOIDED THIS

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RIPPIN

centrifugal force (which isnt real, it's an imagined force)
the spinning thing is pushing him forwards but he cant go forwards because the wall is there, and that force that is pushing him is stronger than gravity

Todd pls

can you post the whole thing i forgot it

I'M COOOOOOFING

STOP COUGHING OR I SHOOT

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its too late todd everyone is preordering my new game 67 outfall

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oh god todd you're infecting everybody

cooooof me please

No

whatever you'd do, do not cooooff on me please

Die

IT DIDN'T HAVE TO END LIKE THIS

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>$40
uh no I think pass

I'd like to Todd *cough,cough* but i'm not feelingtoo good *cough*

Todd no

poz me toddy

I'm feeling better

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Ok

...

NO OH GOD OH FUCK

Virus? More like WHY-US? HAHAHAHA please God

Woah, I'm cured in a Todd's thread! Your plan backfired, Todd. I will now proceed to pirate Skyrim.

This is how it ends.... To think I was just about to buy Skyrim for the first time...

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>imagine being infected

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Release starfield with Leas then 100 bugs and we can talk Todd

okay im still fine it seems

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don’t fucking coof on me todd

oH GOD OH FUCK TODD STOP

Sure

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You'll be infected soon enough

TODD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

imagine being infected

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Fuck you Todd

You dumb motherfuckers want to know the truth?
I did this
I made this virus
I made corona too
It's all me - I'm the source
There is no vaccine
There is only one cure
Buy Skyrim in the next 24 hours or perish
The virus can't hurt you if you buy Skyrim
The choice is yours

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