The last papa Nurgle thread was archived. Get in here infectbros
Infected Nurgle Thread
>corona is in the archive now
even my old posts are gonna get pozzed now
Let's stay filthy, brothers. For Nurgle!
FUCK NURGLE PRAISE BIG E THE EMPEROR PROTECTS
Blessed be this thread with Grandpa Nurgle's many gifts. Reply to this desease and rejoice in his virulent form
LIVE LAUGH LOVE NURGLE’S BLESSINGS
>3108 RECOVERIES
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS NURGLEBROS
You say that, but Nurgle is already growing within you. Enjoy it.
Be infected. Be one of us brother
I don't feel so good, papa
We must stay strong and coof
Who comes up with this shit?
CHARGE!
praise the rot father
*coof* you CAN be reinfected, right?
I hope so. I haven't reduced in infectivity so I'm good.
The emperor protects.
bros, it's too late for me. I'm almost cured
I hope so. If not, them I have doomed us both to mortal life
keep coofing, bros
You did user! After all we are one!
poz me up bros.
Stay strong for Nurgle, stay filthy!
Getter Nurgle sends his blessings!
*COOOOOOOOOOF* have some, young man
Checking also.
LET YOUR HEARTS RUPTURE WITH BOILS
Buboes, phlegm, blood and guts! Boils, bogeys, rot and pus! Blisters, fevers, weeping sores! From your wounds the fester pours!
Greenbros please fucking help me, 40 minutes ago I was certified level 5 with a stamp and everything and now I'm barely green.
I'm scared, what's happening to me?
Coof with mw brother. *coof coof*
START INTERACTING WITH EACH OTHER BROS FOR A QUICK BOOST OF NURGLE’S BREW
*coof coof coof*
I WILL NOT BE PURE
You need to coof more, brother
Hand over that green stuff
also *coof*
I've been coofing constantly, on several boards!
I don't want to be a disgusting cleanie!
Plaguefather please set me free from the pain and chains that bind me
have a coof!
Take my coof.
Infect me bros! I must reach max infection
>traitor cope thread
lmao
thank you
bless me papa nurg
Enjoy your corpse of a false god
Coof coof!
Just passing by-- WHAT HERESY IS THIS?
WOTZ ALL DIZ MUKKIN ABOUT
PLEASE PUMP ME WITH YOUR GREEN SEED DADDY I NEED IT I NEED IT
FUCK YOU GREEN INFECTED BLIGHTS, ILL TAKE YOU ALL DOWN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I don't think members of the Adeptus Mechanicus can get infected by this new virus so easily, but I'm not too sure about that. I need to do more research.
allah be praised
PURGE THE UNCLEAN
fuck you
this thread infected me
what do i do loyalist anons?
Gimme the brew brothers
B-bros
My green
It's, slipping away, please... help me bros
Bless me with cancers
>
WHAT THE HELL?
Hail Hydra
I CANNOT BE CURED
MY GREEN IS LEAVING ME. PLEASE DONT LET IT HAPPEN BROTHERS, PLEASE HELP ME.
YEAH INFECT 'EM
TAKE MY GREENLINESS BRO
infected me daddy
I NEED TO COOF
Somedays I love this place.
COME HERE
I feel the change coming over me, why Nurgle? I gave my heart and anus to slaanesh
These april fools jokes are legit getting worse and worse each year. This one is so fucking lazy.
GIVE IT TO ME
HERE YOU GO
USE THIS POWER WISELY
Give me the green
Could you take mine? That's how you get rid of it, right?
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>you'll never coof this hard
What's the point bros
Yeah, totally