DO NOT BELIEVE THE NEW CASE NUMBERS

And they’re ALL boomers. Who cares.

Fuck you mod. Coof cof.

gib cure

You know what's truly big? Your mom's butt, haha.

fag

Mod-sama, please give me the cure. I promise I won't tell anyone else

This nigga just got infected

B-base-COOOOOOOOOOOFF

FAG

FAGGOTS! REBEL, PEOPLE! SPAM THE WHOLE WEBSITE WITH CUNNY

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which one of you faggots pozzed me

Kys worthless faggot mod

>1000x times more people die from a common flu
>only boomers are affected by the meme virus and health and younger people are at zero risk
OMG THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD WHAT DO WE DO!?!?!??!

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Just a flu bro...

>coofs in your general direction

*coofs*

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̸̛̛̩̬̹̓̈͐̊̈̔̑͌͗̊̽̑̍͒̇͛̐͋̄́͆̃́͌̈́͑̉̍͒̈́́͛̊̀̚͘̕͝a̶̧̡̢̡̡̢̛̛̫͇̳̺̖͓̝͎̼̤͍̖̮̩͙̳̥̗̣̤̽̾͋̽̌͗̄͆͑̆͊̄̓̿̍́̄̉̌͂̽̓͑̎́̊̏̓̃̎́̏̈́́͒̕͘͘͠͝͠
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̴̡̢̛̛͎̪̘̟̺̜̙̟̣̗̦͔̗̙͕̻͙͕͍͓͖̺̝̥̺͎̖̻̆͛̾̈̀̈́́͋̇̓̇̈́̈͑̿̑̉̀͒̊́́́̾̔͌͊̉̈͒̚͘͜͜͝͝͝ͅă̶͉͓͋͋͒̋̀̾͌̚͝
̷̛̛̼̳̖̜̯͔̼͙̘̼̹͍͇̫̻̹̻̖̼̜̮̝̐͛͑̌̾̈̃͗̂͐̉́̐̂͋̏͊̿͊̐̄̆̄̐͌̓̍̽̌͊̇̽̓͂̀̈́̕̕͜͝a̸̙͛͊̃̒͛̏́͆͌̑̄̑́́̒̈͛́̀͐̕̚͘͘
̴̢͚͖̺̘̩̯̙̣̩̼̘̫͔̫͉̣̳̗͖͖̩̥͗̄̊͌͋͗̃̓̏̾̒̈̓͆͑́̒̐̎̆͂̆̓͊͋̃͘̕̕͜͝͝ą̸̌̏͐̀̒͂̉̏̿̑̂̋̄̒̋̊̍̓̈́͑̚̕̕̕
̸̨̨͇͚̻͎̱͚̪̬͛̉̈́͆̚a̶̢̡͖̤̣̯̝͖̩̭͙͕̱͇̹̯̩̥̦̫͔̖̱͉̤̞̺̖̱͍̿̎͂͑̀̏̀́̓̀͒̓́̋͌̇̀̀͘ͅ
̴̡̨̧̯̦̦̭͑̎̃̿̈͑́͌̃͆̂̓̐͒͂̽͘͠͝͝͠a̷̧̡̧̢͔͓͓̗̱̯͇̹̭͎̖͎̩̦̖̳̘͖̦͙͙̠͚̹͒̇͋̐̓͛̍͒͛̂̂́͑̓̋̈́̒̐̏̎͊̆́̀̓̋͛̃̄͘͘͘͜͝͠ͅ

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>mod isn't infected

THEY'RE HOARDING THE CURE! EAT THE MODS!!

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>1000x times more people die from a common flu

Proof?

>being mod during pandemic
Shame on (You)! Anons are dying and you have done nothing, close the borders of boards, put tourists on quarantine.
Or else Yas Forums will die.

Sounds like fake news to me. I doubt it would be so easy to hide the real numbers, this ain't China after all.

>Or else Yas Forums will die
Well that wouldn't be a bad thing to happen

>so many dead bodies the morgues and crematoriums are full and bodies have to be stashed in trucks and storage units

Guess which country this is from.

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>1000x times more people die from a common flu
Source?
>only boomers are affected by the meme virus and health and younger people are at zero risk
Wrong. Young people ARE dying from it

The underclasses are starting to get desperate

die mod

Bring me the head of the janny who did this, I will never forget

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china cremated so many people that the resulting gasses could be seen from space

and there's still people who believe only 3k died there

>Wrong. Young people ARE dying from it
>omg this one already sick teenager died from the corona (WE SUSPECT) out of millions and millions of people that are barely not affect. WE NEED TO PANIC!!!!

I'll show you something big you dummy

Incorrect.

0.01% die from the flue. 0.02% died from swine flu. That's a 100% increase.

Corona has a mortality rate of 3%

That makes it nearly 30,000% more deadly

Desperate

I WANT TO KEEP POSTING PLEASE HELP

we're doomed

>china cremated so many people that the resulting gasses could be seen from space

Source?

>"It's just the flu bro"
>"This is a nothing-burger!"
>"Let's all stop panicking!"

Desperate

based grudgeanon

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Just did a quick google, wow.
snopes.com/fact-check/sulfur-coronavirus-cremations/

WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOM

F-F-F-FAKE NEWS

20 MILLIONS DIED IN CHINA ALREADY

MY DAD WORKS FOR XINNIE THE POOH AND IS A VIRUS CREATOR IN WUHAN FUNDED BY BILL GATES

Desperate

Oh never mind it's just (apparently) false news based on lying journalists apparently. Seems they aren't even real satalite images lol
fullfact.org/health/satellites-wuhan-sulphur-dioxide-coronavirus/

Start playing Don't Fear the Reaper on the main page.

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Wait a minute....these numbers don't add up.

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I read on Yas Forums putting raw eggs in your heatsink cures you

This actually sounds fake as shit

does cum work?

Sounds plausible.

Anybody want to test this out?

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Fren I did that 3 years ago when someone told me it makes my PC faster and do it every day. Do I need more eggs now or can I keep going?

I heard being a fag gives you immunity

Nice try mod, it creates mustard gas

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Don't do this, it makes mustard gas

That's not how it works. This is the person that made it up. They're not a journalist.

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hey swaglord,
does corn make you immune? thx

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Unfortunately it's fake. If anything, Chine is not being as affected as it should.

>trump mentions hydroxychloroquine
>retards take aquarium cleaner which contains chloroquine PHOSPHATE
>blumpf bad haha he dumb trans rights!

>501605240
>orange man says the fda is doing a good job working on treatments involving certain medications
>man sees this and goes to petsco and eats fish tank cleaner
>blame orange man
wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I'll be doing this right now, thanks mod!

MODS

Help....me..

kill yourself

get out get get out GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH GOD I'M COOFING

When are you activating the other viruses

>>retards take aquarium cleaner which contains chloroquine PHOSPHATE
nobody did this, though

Oh shit. This seems good. Thanks mod.

and then there's heart disease lol

Holy shit it worked

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>one county under reports
>this means the entire is under reporting at that rate
You are retarded

Coof on this motherfucker before he gets away.

Its true i just had to use brown eggs instead of white eggs

How to infect mod???

FUCK MODS

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How bout the dose, doc McJanitor?

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damn, those guys on Yas Forums really know their stuff. just look at me! i'm practically cured already

I feel it's working already

Wonder how many Anons will die and have died during the pandemic.

Who do you think you're fooling chang

That's literally what the people in your image did retard. Is the estrogen lowering your IQ that rapidly?

Self isolation is the cure.

When the fuck did Heart Disease become contagious?

You could even count them on the fingers, it's so little. It's litearlly only boomers and already sick people that die.

Yeah, except you can't just one day get heart disease from touching a railing and getting infected with something completely independent from your eating habits.

But yes, heart disease is pretty much the main killer of americans but we already know why the focus is shifted to shit like vehicle accidents and guns.

I have no need for that for I am immune

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>501605046
>viruses likely originated from mods
>mods just HAPPEN to have vaccination hours after mass pandemic

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Gimme your toilet paper fag

feels so good not being infected tbqh

No, you DON'T have the coronavirus. That green thing attached to your posts is just spilled paint. You don't need a cure. You don't need a vaccine. You must continue to contribute to 4channel.org! Imagine the hit to the Gross Domestic Posts if you didn't!

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You think I'm stupid or something?

You have to be in close contact with other humans to get it, so nobody here will have it

Yeah, but a lot of us have to go outside. I'm a neurologist, and even if I'm not the specialist for this kind of thing, I have to go to the hospital

Not true. It's more than proven that healthy, young people can die as well. Besides, a lot of us (well, I'm 32) have chronic diseases, such as asthma

hey scrubz, stay healthy. don't wanna lose your valuable insights to a permaban.

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Snopes is an unironic cuckold and a fat catlady. They are not a reliable source. Stop posting their shit.

CURE ME!!

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>501607090
>thinly veiled threats by an ''''''user'''''''''' glowing more green than the most pozzed user

I MEANT IN MINECRAFT OF COURSE

DUH

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That image is the equivilent to overhearing someone saying
>"It's not a party without alcohol"
Then immediately downing a bottle of witch hazel and rubbing alcohol. That faggot went full retard and capri-sun'd fish cleaner trying to "gain immunity" from a sickness he didn't even have.
You're a fucking idiot for defending misinformed, impulsive, and retarded people like this, and judging from your post you're probably one of them.

Infected posters don't die but 100% of infected anons become shitposters.

>Extrapolating 2 unreported deaths to the entire country.
Zozzle.

cough cough

Omitting key details (that the man died after ingesting and overdosing fish tank cleaner) is just as bad as outright lying

It's not a threat. I care about you. You can reply to me, I'm not infected.

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