Immunechads, how will we deal with the green menace?

Immunechads, how will we deal with the green menace?

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By coofing

>Immunechad
is this a joke

there is no such thing as immunity in case you haven't figured it out the joke by now

Fuck those threads made me try to walk on water by mass replying to coofers 3 different times. Caught this damn plague myself.

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Let them die

The joke is how infected OP is, dumbo.

people who don't understand how the infection works who might be uninfected are still going to reply to him just out of sheer ignorance of the situation, anyone perpetrating immunity is a falseflag discord tranny infected

Good thing God will protect me from the virus

Replying to get herd immunity

Can’t wait till April Fools is over I just want to talk about games and this shit is cringe

i say we kill em

The only way to be immune is to lurk

itll be 5 minutes or so until the accents start appearing

@501586204

There's no such thing as immunity, but you can prevent infection by practicing social distancing and not directly replying to infectedfags.

I think I am immune now

I too cannot wait to have everything come down to politics and boomer tier hate for everything and everyone.

You will lose

at least you get it, reading post numbers manually is really the only way to stop it spreading

Speak for yourself you retarded polfag

*coofs into your thread*

>left for 3 days
>open 4ch
>total infected - 1576
What happened here?

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nope i was lurking and posted in an uninfected board
if you make a thread you are infected

Has anything interesting happened in the last 6 hours?

Achoo!

run, user!
RUN!

It's honestly not fair. I didn't know the rules at the start and replying or being replied to didn't do anything. Now I'm stuck like this. Having some way to either force infection or cure yourself would have been cool.

what were you doing over those 3 days user? did you have a nice time away?

thats only in the LAST HOUR

RUN user RUN

Laughing to feelings.

the point of the whole thing is that it's supposed to be easy to infect people and hard to figure out how to stop it
if you could just heal yourself there would be no urgency on the board and it'd just be annoying text flair

coof

NO NO YOU FUCKING MORONS
HA HA HA
YOU ARE ALL FUCKED
THIS INCLUDES YOU PERSON READING THIS
YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE FROM ME IDIOTS?! HE HE HE

TOO FUCKING BAD YOU STUPID IDIOTS JESUS

YOU ARE ALL FUCKED ALL FUCKED HA HA HA

I'M ON MY WAY TO INFECT YOUR MOM FUCKER HA HA HA
THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN STOP ME IS YOU
REPLY TO THIS NOW OR YOUR MOM WILL GET INFECTED AND DIE IN HER SLEEP

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But it's not easy to infect people. It's literally impossible to infect people and they need to infect themselves. They can also just ban evade to cure themselves but my shitty ISP won't let me do that.

>But it's not easy to infect people
except for the part where you got infected before you even realized what was happening right?

glow

This

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we gotta just cook 'em and eat 'em sir

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I literally was here for the first 2 hours trying to get infected and nothing. Then I just hang out in a megumin thread and before anyone figured out what caused the infection I replied to a single poster. Now everyone knows and less and less people will fall for it.

aww what a cute kitty *coof coof* sorry

Awo

What happens when you go FULL green?

You get banned for 24 hours, quarantine

it ain't easy. that i can tell you.

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INFECTED SKELETON HAS COME FOR YA BOOTY

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Get fucked, you'll never get me faggets

but im immune?

You see, user... I thought the same, but it turns out the game was rigged from the start

nobody is immune and now you are infected

coof coof

2 week ban

Nuke the board, the risk of getting and the lurkers who could trigger a latter second wave, the risk is to big, to be a true chad, we must nuke everyone, even ourselves

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>Being infected

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real immunechads ww@

o god guys im not feeling so well..

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Am I infected yet?

Sounds alright.
Too bad I'm never getting infected :P

I can prove I'm immune

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Bullshit, I've been replying to greeniggers and I'm still fine

>*coughs on you*

cept im actually immune

This can't be... are you a god?

am I sick?

found the coofer

Nope. Look at how many replies I've got.
Never getting down with this sickness.

Coof

Yeah, fuck the green menace

GET OUT OF HERE user!
BEFORE IT'S TO LATE!

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Am I sick?

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Those who believe in a fake virus shall be infected by a fake virus. The true brain lords are fine.

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testing immunity

>wake up
>find that the pandemic has spread to Yas Forums
i don't even know what is going on anymore

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>501586812
gimme

Trying to infect me? Too bad, I'm immune.

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Still haven't caught it, which means I'm immune or something.

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You have been infected, but the incubation period means you won't show signs until a few more posts.

Sup, immune brother

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>there's no such thing as immunity

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JUST TRY AND COOF ON ME, FREAK!

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Let's laugh at the infected together, immunechad.

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I PITY THEM, THEY"RE FRAGILE BODIES ARENT ENOUGH TO CONTAIN THEIR COOFS.

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God it feels good to be healthy.

>Virus is a bioweapon that only affects mutts and chinks

Immune

Still uninfected baby

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i stopped (You)ing people and im safe

hehahahaha.....

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Just because skeletons can't coof doesn't mean I CAN'T INFECT YOU
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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I'm nuclear bros... I don't have long to live...

That's not the cause.

It's post numbers. I'm sure of it.

Sucks to suck.

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bloodeh virus is nuffin mate, ya just need a pint, clean ya right up, aye

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nice try PAL

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We put em on a wall
then we make them play some classic american games of ''dodge the bullet''
easy

Test

lmao give it up skelenigger

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The fuck is this April Fool's?

morons, you made the exact same mistake I did.

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It's literally impossible for me to get infected

more like dodge the coof

testing

What did he mean by this?

We'll just do nothing like the chad WHO

based

I won't give up

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