This april fools sucks

How do I become green?

By replying to me.

Remember that bats are for petting, not for eating.

Just show me your dick and I do the rest

yummy

test

damn
How was he, healthy or sick?

I don't want to show my dick owo

Forget corona, you've been infected with a deadly case of shit taste.

That bat is innocent

I find it pretty boring. Like whoa, some posts are green and uhh, that's that's it.
April Fools is honestly just pretty shit anyway, it's mostly painfully unfunny people trying to be funny. One of the worst I saw was fucking Mangadex because I'm pretty sure it's the SAME fucking joke they did last year.

It turned shitposting from 90% to 99%

cute bat

Ironic Chinkmoot went this route, considering his people and their bat soup caused this shit.

hiroshima is a gook, not a chink, retard

brushie brushie

Oks. I need the anonymous green.

Are his eyes open? If not, same shit. Though I will admit I have been calling him chinkmoot since day 1 and only now remembered 2ch is Jap, not Chink.

you were already dead

The only good one we've had in years is the board merger

>user's box is slightly green now
>I just (You)'d user

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I have a bug chasing fetish so I like it. Chocowars was better though.

>chinks and gooks are the same thing
if you're going to be a racist at least be a classy a reasonable racist, and not a normalfag "oh im not racist im just scared of corona haha" racist

This

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>mfw the true cause of the disease remains unknown to the public

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Into the soup you go.

That one was also shit. It was just shilling products.

>if
this is it

Nice erp though tbqh senpai

I haven't seen any OC for this april fools

If you've got OC dump it here boys

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It's racist against bats and pangolins.

they'll probably ramp it up as it goes, maybe enacting some kind of quarantine where you can't go to other boards if you were infected in one.
still, it's not very good, but inevitable considering corona.

Went to sleep 6 hours ago
Anything new happen

there is no oc that wasn't already made on Yas Forums's coronavirus threads, its just shitposting

Am I dead yet?

The board merge was the last actual good one. Don't even compare this lame garbage to that one.

Nope, it's all funposting
sopa de morcego uma delicia huehuehue

What if there's a big surprise waiting for the greens after this?

imagine not being immune lmao

Bats have massive cocks.

I am immune

>inb4 permaban

owo

I think its ok as long as you dont reply to toxic green retards like me

>2019 is about getting (You)s to get a gif to sign your posts
>2020 is about getting (You)s to get a color border to sign your posts
Thanks reddit

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I AM INVINCIBLE

Still better than last year with the shitty post liking

>you can't go to other boards if you were infected in one.
>tfw infected on /po/

*coofs*
Yeah same here bro

You're not. It'll get you. Either posting in a thread started by an infected, or being replied to by an infected, can get you, I'm not sure which. Either way, you're caught.

t. calciumlet

This april fools suck really. Even google plus was better. Still, candy wars were the fucking best. Chocolate peanut butter coalition, still love you.

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Don't get too cocky user, this is why im a green retard

watch me being immune more, pathetic infectedfags

>That shit
>Good in anyway
It was shit and only ERP faggots pretend it was good.

how the fuck are jannies so creatively bankrupt? Did they catch a lighting in the bottle with teams?

The worse is people trying to turn this into ERP shit. Shows how fucking desperate people are.

shut the fuck up dumb nigger faggot

reply to me now

it was still much better than this. Reddit literally do the same. Yas Forums stole idea from reddit for today, Imagine.

You mean the board merge right

You don't become a Yas Forums janitor. by being an exemplarily creative individual.

The skeleton thing was cooler than this

AAAAAH

thats what happens when your moderation team are commies from leddit

>flashbacks to /mlp-pol/
Fuck me, that was indeed great.

bats are cute

Jannies... if you're reading this, I want you to know that you are filth. You are scum. You are the shit I scrape off the bottom of my shoe. You are the smegma your mother licked off of my cock. You are merely an embarrassing blemish. Nothing more, but perhaps less.

I earnestly hope severe harm comes to you all. Soon.

Wait, I thought people were getting banned after a few hours once turning green?

Hold up, what? I’ve been here since 08 and I don’t remember this one. When was it? And what did Yas Forums merge with?

If this is so bad then what is your billion zimbabwe dollar idea for an april fools?

Upboats and downboats

Just wait for the End.

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What does bat taste like?

>501587875
All of the boards were paired off in 2017 like /vint/ /can/ /mlpol/ /cock/ /fitlit/
Most of the pairings were pretty fun, mlp+pol was extra nightmarish.

Cute dog.

adding doctors and that you get quarantined if you become too green