I see your posts aren't green yet

I see your posts aren't green yet
are you in need of assistance?

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I am in need of assistance, I need some help cumming.

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I wish a futa nurse would fuck me
Can you grant me that?

N-no please, I am pure and enjoying myself..

I posted twice on Yas Forums and I'm like this.
It's a hive of scum.

Yes, it's all gay posts and it's terrible.
Not a single mommy who will make me kneel down and service her.

hope I don't catch it. oh aidios help me

Holy

I need help! My brains all fuzzy and hot and I cant think straighttt

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I want both of you to help me

I want to be green too...

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Yeah I need all you dumb greenies to go coof your last elsewhere lmao imagine being dumb enough to get infected

While scrubs are pretty comfy, I kinda wish the female nurses at my hospital still wore these types of uniforms.

cringe

Sorry ladies, I will remain pure.

I believe I need to be milked dry to get rid of the infection. If I start crying and begging you to stop, you can ignore it and continue.

gib pozzed milkies i want milkies bigger

GIVE ME THE AIDS

the hell

Here you go

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I am still pure, and you faggots won't get my immune seed.

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Absolutely based

I want my posts to be red, like a Susan Wainwright at full heat.

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I think I'm coming down with something...I feel the urge to ERP on an image board typically used to discuss video games...

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If i already have herpes and syphilis am i immune to this disease?

i don't want to die somebody help me

COOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

Do you have a dick?

wait this Yas Forums right?

So what is this April fools?

No it’s new york

tfw no pozzed mommy milkies

you're already dead

UH OH, STINKY!

I visit my doctor on a regular basis.

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Nah this is Iran where not only is the virus a US conspiracy but drinking methanol cures it apparently.

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i-is it true that you have to suck immune cocks to stay clean? i-i don't want to have to turn into a cock slurping sissy faggot.....

A fun joke that has somehow been twisted into fuel for numerous faggot ERP threads just like last year.

ok maam

Wanna try on mine?

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how do get my post greens is it (you)'s well guess is time to be a slut

You've been doing this shit for 7 fucking hours get a life spiderman.

Please. Infect me.

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YUP IS SPIDER TIME

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desu?

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DESU ?

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My post isnt green yet threads still on track.

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For some reason, i got healed
Please reinfect me

Surely no one is heartless enough to infect a cute cat snake?

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i wish i could lick those feet

based spiderman poster

This event is trash

So it fits right in on Yas Forums

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Am I going to be fine Doc?