Meanwhile in Yas Forums apartments

just leave me to rot in my own faeces

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET BACK DEMON

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Hello anons, i think i have a little flu *cooof* don't mind me, just gonna play some videogames in the living room, feel free to come visit
>not bringing based don quixote

*shits out window into apartments below*

Mac, I'm feeling much better now and i'd like to come out.

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>welded my door shut, barred the windows, shut the airvents
Yep, I think I'm going to make it bros

*COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHcoughcough* *hack* *wheeze*
Y-your pizza is...here...that will be...$25.70...plus...tip... *wheeze*

That's good to hear. Not that getting infected from coofing is how you get green, but hey. I enjoy editing my pictures into green smug pictures.

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No you don't

>smashfags are still hosting tourneys even though this coofing pandemic is going around

false alarm, that's just how it normally looks

someone said thaey'd pay me 50 dollars to sneeze into the water supply here, but im fine?

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...

excuse me. may i come in? i'd like to borrow some DISEASE

Having barricaded my door I am getting cozy in my apartment.
Infected fags just die already.

coof

At least coofers wouldn't be able to stand the smell of a smash tourny.
Safest place in the world.

jokes on them, I'm a smashfag
*coof* *coof*

Hey first floor user, my 3ds just fell out the window, mind to grab it for me?

Jokes on you I snuck into central ventiliation and have been hoarding beans, milk, cheese and other fart foods for weeks in there
I'm going to sit in here comfy and coofy and shed my viral funk and loose absolutely rancid virus-loaded farts into the ventilation, laughing while it passes through the whole complex
You've already been inhaling my pozzed flatulence for days! And I've been shidding and peeing into the ventilation too so you've probably smelt it too and in doing so sealed your fate.

Enjoy your coof, Yas Forums apartments!

okay *coof*

A lot of pollen in the air this time of year, huh?

Where the fuck is the landlord. The fucker has one job other than stealing our Neet bucks and he can’t even do that

Yeah haha *ahem* feeling a little under the weather

Imagine the fucker is dead right about now

WHY THE FUCK DID WE QUARANTINE ON THE BOTTOM FLOOR NOW WE CAN'T GET OUT YOU FUCKS

Get these goddamn coofers out of here. I'm trying to fucking sleep.

With all these coofers around I finally have an excuse to burn this place down!

Why the fuck would you go outside!
We get all of our food deliver- OH GOD ALL OUR FOOD IS GOING THROUGH THE COOFERS

it's getting crazy out there

OH NOW YOU START TO SEE THE PROBLEM HUH?

Here's your mask bro.

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hop in dude

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Well, there is one way out....

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I coofed on your pizza, bro!

Sweet screams, coof coof coof!
Oh ho ho ho ho ho!
Coof!

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Are you fucking serious? Who does that? Why?

No good, after the bitcoin farming node on sublevel 133 went up and took almost 74 floors with it (Those sections were occupied by /po/ and /k/ anons, it was a tinderbox), they put in fancy fire suppression systems and coated all public spaces in fire retardant, you can throw homemade napalm at the walls and it won't even smolder

Chinese government is inciting anti-American hatred by trying to blame Winnie The Flu on America

>he still thinks china isn't deliberately attacking the world biologically

Let me out!
Let me out!
This is just the flu

I'm begging for help
I'm screaming for help
Please come let me out!

We'll be here forever and ever

reminds me of that one time we had a zombie epidemic around here
heh, fun times...

FOR GODS SAKE OPEN THE FIRE DOORS
THEY'RE COMING FOR US, IT'S OUR ONLY WAY OUT

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It is already too late

Hey guys, I took a big shit into the ventilation system!

This isn’t/wasn’t actually a living space, right?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponte_City_Apartments

This scene makes far more sense if you go and take a look back at pre-release stuff where the military shows up during Office Complex instead of right after where he says this. He's not trying to warn people that they need to get topside so they can be evac'd by military, he's warning them that they are killing scientists and other personnel and they're coming for them next

kek

STAY AWAY ITS TO LATE FOR ME!

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ONE OF US
ONE OF US

join us brother!

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Based.

neat

3p1c pWn4g3 4 t3h w1n!!!!1one

god I miss leetspeak

i didn't want to go out like this, if i start coughing i'll be sure to let you immune anons know and barricade the lower sections
god speed

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It all began as an ordinary day in
April. An ordinary day on Yas Forums. A board controlled by Yas Forums.

No one dared to oppose them. That
and the lack of strength would
ultimately lead to their destruction.

I suppose they had to suffer the
consequences of their actions but
there would be no forgiveness. If only
they had had the courage to fight...

But it's true that once the
wheels of justice began to turn,
nothing can stop them. Nothing.

It was Yas Forums's last chance...
And my last chance, my last escape...

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Hey I hear coughing in Apartment 1337, can anyone go check up on him? I'm going on a snack run.

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IT'S HAPPENING, FUCKING RUN

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