Immunobros get in here

Let's laugh at the cooflets

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How do you do fellow asymptomatic carriers?

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I don't understand how this virus thing works

I have it in real life. So far so good. Been infected for 20 days now, im almost cured, only was really bad for 4-5 days never got really really bad

>some chinks ate bats
>one thing led to another
>I'm not allowed to go to the fucking store

Based.

Same but apparently i don't sick when green guys reply to me so I guess that means i'm immune

Hello my brothers, feels good to be immune.
I am celebrating it by jacking off.

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hey guys how we doin

It only spreads by replying to infected posters

Avoid giving anyone You's to avoid getting the virus.

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Tell me about your healthy, infection free day, my fellow healthybros. What games did you play in your day of good health?

good

Imagine being infected

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what if we have it and we're just asymptomatic?

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It's worth mentioning that in the early stages you can still spread the virus without showing any symptoms.

I want to tickle her feet

Nope. I made it a point to only reply to non-infected posters, and here I am.
COOF

OH GOD GET HIM OUTTA HERE NOW

Was this perhaps the most kino video that ITC ever made?

>black hair
>braid
>feet
>olive skin

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Corona will never get me

I am my own master.

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I wish I was immune irl rather than here.

>only was really bad for 4-5 days
Mind telling me what happened?

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Just woke up. Surely I'm still clean

How do you get it in the first place

Really bad cough, a lot of pain in the chest and diarrhea. Never got a high fever or had trouble breathing (only for like 10 minutes a couple of times, at night). After the second week i have been getting better each day and the cough progressively disapeared, never left my room the whole time

@501562585
dude just gtfo srs
go back to china

You reply to people who are infected

Who was patient zero lmao

IMMUNECHADS FOR LIFE

the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my throat is itching, what a beautiful day for coofing.

good morning alix lynx! been awake for 20 whole seconds and i havent COOFED yet. its time to stock up on toilet paper and machine gun jack hammer my death grip blood shot scarred longues with my roided throat once again.

furiously pounding on my chest

gasp is-is that a...a non-green post?

groans

i must coof.

coof NNGHH AUUGHHH MMM HNGGHOHGODDD AAAAAAAAAA

URGHHHHH AGHHH OOHFUCK OOOHNGGGUHH SHNNHHHSHNNHSSHHNN AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MRNGGGHHHH MFRNNNFMRNFNRMFNRN AUGHRHHHHHHG

AUUGUUHGHHH ...I'M....C-COOFING!!!!!

HUHHAHHHUUUHHAAAHUUUHHHAHHUH burp IM

burp IM COOFING burp IM COOMFNG im....COOFING IMCOOFINGGGGG

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH OOHHH FUCKKK AUGHHHH...COOFING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHH HRAAAH MAUGHHHHHH AOOOHAAGHHOUUGH

OH FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOO HRAAAAAAUGH

coof coooof oh fuck houughh hooh fuck oh jesus oh shitohfuck...fuck...oh fuck...o h h h...

There you are...my green viral gift to the world...my son..my son! ooh fuckk.......

Well, time to get some breakfast. actually a little coofing on some anons first won't hurt!

rolling

That's what you think *coof*

What thread do you think it started in?

hah

From what I can tell I'm immune.
or maybe the incubation period is just that long

@501563291
nincel thread prob

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OH NO MY NAAAAAAAAAME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

uhhh... uhhh... uhhhaaaAAAAAACHOOO

ugh, my bad bros

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NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

>Ladyboy

No bat soup for me, I like living too much

thank god i'm immune

I'm going to infect you all

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>501564003
That's what (You) think

search lexa inthecrack yoga and tell me that's a ladyboy faggot
you see a ladyboy all the time because youre literally a homosex urself

>imagine not being infected
It's almost like you wan't to live

I just woke up and am finally getting to post. Hope I'm immune.

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Moron.

Based coofers cleansing earth

Who is this semen demon?

Lads I accidentally replied to a green man a few minutes ago. Is it too late for me?

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oh shit oh fuck HELP ME

Yes.

*coof*

>501564783
>501564907
All we can do now is put you out of your misery.

No faggot little virus is gonna get me

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her name is Melisa Mendiny

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Ur mom lmao

lol die faggot

goddamn that is one ugly bitch bro

Checking my status, should still be safe

any chinese friends here?

>there are people who don't know Melissa Mendiny

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cute feet *coof*

how did you think you got it

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>had trouble breathing (only for like 10 minutes a couple of times, at night
that must have been scary af
>never left my room the whole time
so business as usual lmao

feels good

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Man, I feel really bad for anyone stupid enough to get this.

only the chosen