Post yfw not infected

post yfw not infected

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feels good

tis a strange place, full of strange people

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Still clean.

Imagine getting infected

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COOF!

feels good being immune

We shouldn’t be so quick to persecute the infected user

I'm so slow that I couldn't catch a cold.

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hallo

I should be fine

This is piss easy.

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you will be soon

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no problem

such a good feel, how can greenniggers even compete?

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Hot

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feels good to be immune

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chakwas waifu keeping me healthy

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immunity

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>2020
>Full VR setup
>Not infected

How do poorfags cope?

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I've been trying to get infected for the past 30 minutes with no luck.

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hello?

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mfw not infected

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imagine being infected

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But I want cool green border so I will gladly get infected, it will last only to end of this day...RIGHT?!

I think I'm safe

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based

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:)))

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>infected

Slow and steady boys.

Cleanigger here

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There isn't one safe thread without those illegal green immigrants. We are all going to die because of them.

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>not being infected

Herd immunity Chad here

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How do I get infected? By replying to sick anons maybe. Give me PokeRUS now!

THEY DIDN'T COOF SO GOOD

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Time to find out

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why would you want to become a coronigger

Fuck yeah

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I've been trying to get infected all day. Still no luck-

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Lmao at being infected

I mean you just asked for this

Veryfing that I'm still not infected.

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Not him, but I desire the gift of Corona so I may spread it amongst others.

someone save this ape

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r.i.p

*coof* *coof*
we are all banned in about 3 hours it seems anons, what are you all going to do with your last 3 hours of posting?
be a based chadspreader? or a flatten le curve simp?

OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO

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imagine getting infected

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rip user, it was a pleasure

just a flu bros

what's going on in this thread?

nice try, I know I'm immune

ive been replying to green posts all day yet nothing im gonna make it bros

meh

I'm immune

I am not infected and I never will be. COPE greenniggers

Coofers get the bullet

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Checking for infection

clean chads will rise to make a better Yas Forums
all ERPers will be executed

tfw not infected

feels great bros

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@501563068

fuck off and die

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if I get infected I plan on giving away $5000 worth of steam codes. that's just how confident I am that I won't get it.

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Everything will be ok, right?

They are infecting them... and then they are going to infect me

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how do you know it you are sick?

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Reporting in. Working from home chad is here.

I'm here
I'm clear
Get used to it

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>501563236
Too late for you. You're not green but your name is already starting to look fucked.

just a little *COOF* *COOF* flu, its nothing to wo-*WHEEEZ* worry about user! itll be gone by easter, almost like a miracle

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the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my throat is itching, what a beautiful day for coofing.

good morning alix lynx! been awake for 20 whole seconds and i havent COOFED yet. its time to stock up on toilet paper and machine gun jack hammer my death grip blood shot scarred longues with my roided throat once again.

furiously pounding on my chest

gasp is-is that a...a non-green post?

groans

i must coof.

coof NNGHH AUUGHHH MMM HNGGHOHGODDD AAAAAAAAAA

URGHHHHH AGHHH OOHFUCK OOOHNGGGUHH SHNNHHHSHNNHSSHHNN AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MRNGGGHHHH MFRNNNFMRNFNRMFNRN AUGHRHHHHHHG

AUUGUUHGHHH ...I'M....C-COOFING!!!!!

HUHHAHHHUUUHHAAAHUUUHHHAHHUH burp IM

burp IM COOFING burp IM COOMFNG im....COOFING IMCOOFINGGGGG

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH OOHHH FUCKKK AUGHHHH...COOFING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHH HRAAAH MAUGHHHHHH AOOOHAAGHHOUUGH

OH FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOO HRAAAAAAUGH

coof coooof oh fuck houughh hooh fuck oh jesus oh shitohfuck...fuck...oh fuck...o h h h...

There you are...my green viral gift to the world...my son..my son! ooh fuckk.......

Well, time to get some breakfast. actually a little coofing on some anons first won't hurt!

REPLYING TO INFECTED IS HOW YOU GET IT

PEOPLE WITH THE VIRUS CAN TRANSMIT BEFORE THEY SHOW SYMPTOMS.

AVOID GIVING ANYONE YOU'S TO AVOID GETTING THE VIRUS.

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I think the first sign is your name starting to corrupt

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feels g- cough
bros?

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What happens when you get max infection?

hmm

its not like anyone will need money anytime soon, so wheres those codes user

ive been replying to green posts all day and havent gotten shit

Definitely not infected
coof

>he doesn’t know

Check

what is this?

Superior immunity

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SSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'!

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test

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im not an immunelet so no i dont know

>501563721
You have it now retard.

I've been posting for hours but haven't replied to a single post all night and I'm still clean.

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ez

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playing new horizons all day keeps me safe. get fucked doom cucks!

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Alternate timeline where the redditors gave won

How long is this bloody infection stuff going to take?

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No one tell him.

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I'M GONNA COOF YOU

>ive been replying to green posts all day and havent gotten shit

you sound like the one faggot that was disappointed to be left out of the aids crisis no matter how many dicks he sucked

test

*Coof*

There's only one way out of this

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I just woke up, lets see

I'm preety sure I'm imune. Its been a while and still no infection

And I've been replying to greenskins all day

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no i dont faggot

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...

FEELS SO GOOD

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coof

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user... look at your name

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I have come for the vaccines. Hand them over.

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i don't feel so good..

>theres "people" in this thread who doesn't know they are doomed

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I'm an asymptomatic carrier so don't (you) me

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nice try inmunelet

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test

>mfw that isnt how it spreads at all, its based on an gigaspreader replying to you and spreading it

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Fuck you

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What is this expression trying to convey?

Coof on me.