post yfw not infected
Post yfw not infected
feels good
tis a strange place, full of strange people
Still clean.
Imagine getting infected
COOF!
feels good being immune
We shouldn’t be so quick to persecute the infected user
I'm so slow that I couldn't catch a cold.
hallo
I should be fine
This is piss easy.
you will be soon
no problem
such a good feel, how can greenniggers even compete?
Hot
feels good to be immune
chakwas waifu keeping me healthy
immunity
>2020
>Full VR setup
>Not infected
How do poorfags cope?
I've been trying to get infected for the past 30 minutes with no luck.
hello?
mfw not infected
imagine being infected
But I want cool green border so I will gladly get infected, it will last only to end of this day...RIGHT?!
I think I'm safe
based
:)))
>infected
Slow and steady boys.
Cleanigger here
There isn't one safe thread without those illegal green immigrants. We are all going to die because of them.
>not being infected
Herd immunity Chad here
How do I get infected? By replying to sick anons maybe. Give me PokeRUS now!
THEY DIDN'T COOF SO GOOD
Time to find out
why would you want to become a coronigger
Fuck yeah
I've been trying to get infected all day. Still no luck-
Lmao at being infected
I mean you just asked for this
Veryfing that I'm still not infected.
Not him, but I desire the gift of Corona so I may spread it amongst others.
someone save this ape
r.i.p
*coof* *coof*
we are all banned in about 3 hours it seems anons, what are you all going to do with your last 3 hours of posting?
be a based chadspreader? or a flatten le curve simp?
OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO
imagine getting infected
rip user, it was a pleasure
just a flu bros
what's going on in this thread?
nice try, I know I'm immune
ive been replying to green posts all day yet nothing im gonna make it bros
meh
I'm immune
I am not infected and I never will be. COPE greenniggers
Coofers get the bullet
Checking for infection
clean chads will rise to make a better Yas Forums
all ERPers will be executed
tfw not infected
feels great bros
@501563068
fuck off and die
if I get infected I plan on giving away $5000 worth of steam codes. that's just how confident I am that I won't get it.
Everything will be ok, right?
They are infecting them... and then they are going to infect me
how do you know it you are sick?
Reporting in. Working from home chad is here.
I'm here
I'm clear
Get used to it
>501563236
Too late for you. You're not green but your name is already starting to look fucked.
just a little *COOF* *COOF* flu, its nothing to wo-*WHEEEZ* worry about user! itll be gone by easter, almost like a miracle
the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my throat is itching, what a beautiful day for coofing.
good morning alix lynx! been awake for 20 whole seconds and i havent COOFED yet. its time to stock up on toilet paper and machine gun jack hammer my death grip blood shot scarred longues with my roided throat once again.
furiously pounding on my chest
gasp is-is that a...a non-green post?
groans
i must coof.
coof NNGHH AUUGHHH MMM HNGGHOHGODDD AAAAAAAAAA
URGHHHHH AGHHH OOHFUCK OOOHNGGGUHH SHNNHHHSHNNHSSHHNN AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MRNGGGHHHH MFRNNNFMRNFNRMFNRN AUGHRHHHHHHG
AUUGUUHGHHH ...I'M....C-COOFING!!!!!
HUHHAHHHUUUHHAAAHUUUHHHAHHUH burp IM
burp IM COOFING burp IM COOMFNG im....COOFING IMCOOFINGGGGG
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH OOHHH FUCKKK AUGHHHH...COOFING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHH HRAAAH MAUGHHHHHH AOOOHAAGHHOUUGH
OH FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOO HRAAAAAAUGH
coof coooof oh fuck houughh hooh fuck oh jesus oh shitohfuck...fuck...oh fuck...o h h h...
There you are...my green viral gift to the world...my son..my son! ooh fuckk.......
Well, time to get some breakfast. actually a little coofing on some anons first won't hurt!
REPLYING TO INFECTED IS HOW YOU GET IT
PEOPLE WITH THE VIRUS CAN TRANSMIT BEFORE THEY SHOW SYMPTOMS.
AVOID GIVING ANYONE YOU'S TO AVOID GETTING THE VIRUS.
I think the first sign is your name starting to corrupt
feels g- cough
bros?
What happens when you get max infection?
hmm
its not like anyone will need money anytime soon, so wheres those codes user
ive been replying to green posts all day and havent gotten shit
Definitely not infected
coof
>he doesn’t know
Check
what is this?
Superior immunity
SSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'!
test
im not an immunelet so no i dont know
>501563721
You have it now retard.
I've been posting for hours but haven't replied to a single post all night and I'm still clean.
ez
playing new horizons all day keeps me safe. get fucked doom cucks!
Alternate timeline where the redditors gave won
How long is this bloody infection stuff going to take?
No one tell him.
I'M GONNA COOF YOU
>ive been replying to green posts all day and havent gotten shit
you sound like the one faggot that was disappointed to be left out of the aids crisis no matter how many dicks he sucked
test
*Coof*
There's only one way out of this
I just woke up, lets see
I'm preety sure I'm imune. Its been a while and still no infection
And I've been replying to greenskins all day
no i dont faggot
...
FEELS SO GOOD
coof
user... look at your name
I have come for the vaccines. Hand them over.
i don't feel so good..
>theres "people" in this thread who doesn't know they are doomed
I'm an asymptomatic carrier so don't (you) me
nice try inmunelet
test
>mfw that isnt how it spreads at all, its based on an gigaspreader replying to you and spreading it
Fuck you
What is this expression trying to convey?
Coof on me.