/SAFEZONE/ HERE

*coofs*
*sneezes*
*pukes*

They're fucking everywhere! We are all fucked! We're fucked!

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I'm a perfectly healthy individual

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DIE INFECTED

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>a child pegging a moving target in the head with a pistol in a single shot from ~200 feet away
bull fucking shit

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*minecraft zombie noise*

it spreads through the air , there are no safe zones

>a child pegging
God I wish that were me.

ACHOOOOO

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Bullets don't work user.

guys I'm not feeling very good.

bro’s let m*COOF* me in its *COOF* just the flu

That's it you're getting the bullet now

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What a fool you are, I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence, how can you be so naive? Come. Lay down your weapon, it's not too late to beg for mercy.

BRING YOUR WEAPONS BOYS
WE ARE ABOUT TO GO TO WAR

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Shoot me all you want user, it won't do you any good.
The coof is inevitable.

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HEY GUISE WHAT'S UP?

COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH

I was safe in last thread, let's see here.

YOU SAID IT WAS SAFE OP

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Grow strong my coofers.

OP IS A FAGGOT HE SAID IT WAS SAFE

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I'm clean I swear! *hides coof* Let me in please.

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Fear not the coof my friends, and let the green begin.

GUYS REMEMBER TO USE THIS
IT HELPS

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There is no resistance.
Embrace the coof.

>...bruh....

HOW DO I KNOW I CAN TRUST YOU?

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IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME. THERE IS NO SAFE ZONE.

WE. ARE. ALL. GOING. TO. DIE.

Do not be afraid my friends, there is no death, no pain. Take my green and receive eternal life.

give me corona

giiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee it to me

I'm feeling green already

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Beasts all over the shop... You'll be one of them, sooner or later!

Grow green my coofers.

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coof coof coof coof coof coof coof coof coof coof coof I'm not spam goddamnit coof coof coof coof coof fuck you moot coof coof coof

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wtf is this real?

Everyone i need an armed team to get the fuck out of here, who's with me?

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Ahem.

Are any of us real user
coof

please let me in!

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I got your back

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I got your back fäm.

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Give me the coof you cunts

Lets go

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I just woke up, how do i know if i'm clean? Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck...

Reportin

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ha ha hello fellow safe anons
*coof coof*

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