>making fun of covid-19
>LOOK GUYS I'M INFECTED WE'RE INFECTED LET'S INFECT EACH OTHER SO FUN XD
Yo for real, this is inappropriate. Hundreds of thousands of people are dying all over the world and you're shitting all over the suffering of everyone who knew them. How about you be decent human beings for once in your lives and skip this pathetic excuse of an April's Fools "celebration".
This is a new low for you all.
>This is a new low for you all.
lol
i want all normalfags to suffer
*COOF*
Hundreds of old white people lmao get FUCKED
*FWOOOOSH*
get infected faggot
It's a joke for one day you twat. If anything this highlights how easily it spreads.
It's not classy, but who cares.
Once again *cough* OP is a fag
dumbass faggot chink
>This is a new low for you all.
It really, really isn't. You're just new.
>>making fun of covid-19
>>LOOK GUYS I'M INFECTED WE'RE INFECTED LET'S INFECT EACH OTHER SO FUN XD
>Yo for real, this is inappropriate. >Hundreds of thousands of people are dying all over the world and you're shitting all over the suffering of everyone who knew them. How about you be decent human beings for once in your lives and skip this pathetic excuse of an April's Fools "celebration".
>This is a new low for you all.
I wish I was this gay.
better that we weep and flagellate ourselves as penance. fuck off
*dabs*
*coff
*Coofs*
*Coof* *coof*
Excuse me
How do I get this green ?
user, pretending to be a moralfag is still shitposting.
haha i coof
coof on me
>tfw I am immune on Yas Forums but woke up with a sore throat in real life
>intubated patients
>wearing just a surgical mask
I hope that guy has an n95 under that
*Coof*
Fuck off
Unironically this, I've been lurking this site since 07, and even this is kind of fucked. I don't give a shit what happens to me, but I am freaking out over the possibility of my Mom getting sick
>caring about a female
lul
NO NOT HERE TOO
w-we're all gonna make it r-right?
FORSHAME FOURCHANNEL.ORG, FORSHAME...
Look, I get that you come here to act all righteous for whatever fucking reason, but no one here can offer any help aside from what everyone has already been doing for half their life, which is social distancing.
Old people die all the time anyway. Nuking the economy to save boomers is so retarded
*cough*
>muh morality
I coof in your direction, my good bitch.
You're absolutely right br..OHHHHHH *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* sorry bro I'm kinda sick... *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* fuck..
>Yo for real... this is *inappropriate*! -Hundreds of thousands- of PEOPLE are DYING all over the world and you're shitting all over the suffering of everyone who knew them :/ How about you be decent human beings for once in your lives and skip this /pathetic/ excuse of an April's Fools (((celebration)))
>This is honestly a new low not just for 4channel; Today, all of humanity weeps
>responses are being dicks
As expected. It's not even that good of an April Fools for Yas Forums. It's obviously a rush job from Hiro and his admins. Would have been more decent if they skipped it altogether, it would have sent a better message to everyone.
At least this guy has some soul left. You should just leave and come back tomorrow when people stop being soulless fuckers and everything goes back to regular shitposting.
*ahem*
Nigger.
I am immune both irl and on Yas Forums. I am just that powerful and Chad-like.
Lick a doorknob nigger. Redditors trannies like you are the problem.
*sniff*
Coof Coof bitch
Sounds good
*COUGH* *COUGH*
>but I am freaking out over the possibility of my Mom getting sick
If it makes you feel better, I am not freaking out if your mother gets sick.
I'll repeat myself. pretending to be a moralfag is still shitposting user.
Some of us will not, user. Steel yourself.
*brap*
hehe i'm having a lot of fun each day seeing the crisis get worse and worse ahahaha *cough* oh no bros *cough cough* OH NO
*breathes moistly at you*
haaaahhhh
Give it to me
crystalized lungs
Here's your (you). I would coof on you, but I appear to be an Immunechad.
*cough*
i was afraid of getting this green post, but your rage made me want to post
Shut the hell up, stop making the internet serious business.
GRANT ME ETERNAL SLUMBER
lel green
In those 13 years you should have noticed that nothing is holy on Yas Forums, cynical sarcastic shitposting is the board-overarching culture. Humour has always been an coping mechanism for mankind, deal with it.
>Hundreds of thousands
>Out of 2 thousand million
Oh the humanity
WW2 alone had 75M+ casualties this shit aint even gonna reach 2
Not sure if you're trolling but for real this shit is fucking weird and morbid. Like after hearing about the virus 24/7 everywhere I want to come here and see this ""joke"". Fuck off.
>I've been lurking this site since 07
Yeah, nah.
Have a coof
And most of chinkflu deaths have one foot in the grave anyway. Modern happenings are so pussy
How does one even get the virus? Does dubs and trips cure it like these?
just doing my job
thats exactly what i just told my friends
been lurking for 13 years and *this* is what sets you off? nah mane
>this is a new low for you all.
*cough* newfag
Yes
>making fun of covid-19
I seriously hope you guys doing this
If we can't laugh at our misfortunes we may as well throw in the towel and admit ourselves a failure as a species and kill yourselves
Blame chinks
六四天安門 習维尼被狗幹
还有
幹變性"""""人"""""
幹黑鬼
最後 幹jannies
Too new to remember when Yas Forums made fun of some 10 year old kid that ran away from home and died in a blizzard because he was grounded from his 260 for a week?
>found Yas Forums through a gore site in 2006
Who else here /notapussy/?
Maybe reddit is more your speed?
>"""""人"""""
kek
Get corona and die.
Finally.
I don't know where this shitty math comes from, but assuming a 2% death rate (which is surpassed in a lot of countries) and 70% of population infected which is assumed to be necessary for herd immunity, we're talking about >15 million dead in Europe and North Americy alone. Asia and Africa's demographics are too different to compare. Especially the shitholes with an average age of 16 and barely any infrastructure may come out of this mostly intact.
Normally I would make fun of you but you sort of have a point about this.
There will obviously be some retards that take this meme shit seriously and might start coughing on people and stuff.
where were you during the Haiti earthquake meme threads?
lmao get infected
*coofs and braps*
thanks bro
Pls
Cope
Why are you concern trolling? There are no upvotes here for you, only (yous) and they are fleeting. Go lick some door handles.
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK PAJEETS
FUCK ROASTIES
FUCK MUTTS
FUCK SANDNIGGERS
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK GOOKS
FUCK SPICS
FUCK FAGGOTS
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Couldn’t agree more OP and I’m glad a sane thread finally picked up in this sea of unfunny manic NPC circlejerking. I come here to have fun, and forget about all the real life stressful shit I deal with. Not fucking repeat the exact same tasteless joke 500+ times in the span of 4 hours. That’s not fun.
Based based based
Cringe cringe cringe
>Lost my job because a bunch of old faggots and sick people needs to continue to plague our lives for a little more
Fuck old people and sick people they can go. Governments should have used this disease as an opportunity to cleanse society off dead weight.
It's not the shitposting about Corona that's fucked, it's just the delivery, and considering Yas Forums's past do you really think people aren't going to take this a step too far and actually cough on people? That exact type of sarcastic shitposting is the exact reason why people thought it was OK to be an unironic pedophiles during Yas Forums's early days. It's the exact reason why Yas Forums is in the state it is now. It was never a right wing board, but idiots came in thinking every politically incorrect shitposter was actually being serious and it spiraled from there. Subsequently having a huge impact of the 2016 and board culture of Yas Forums as a whole.
With all the fags here pretending to be retards who are attracting real retards, it's for certain those retards will be coughing on some rando in real life and use this as their excuse.
But of course, this is 4channel, where the majority has no ability to think ahead.
That's really convincing with the amount of shitposting you've managed to done.
I hope it works
This April fools is pretty shit desu. Not as bad as the google one but still pretty fucking awful
it's a joke, deal with it. Are you white?
In the end, reddit was the real disease all along
WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHER FUCKER
>It's not the shitposting about Corona that's fucked, it's just the delivery, and considering Yas Forums's past do you really think people aren't going to take this a step too far and actually cough on people? That exact type of sarcastic shitposting is the exact reason why people thought it was OK to be an unironic pedophiles during Yas Forums's early days. It's the exact reason why Yas Forums is in the state it is now. It was never a right wing board, but idiots came in thinking every politically incorrect shitposter was actually being serious and it spiraled from there. Subsequently having a huge impact of the 2016 and board culture of Yas Forums as a whole.
90% of the people here are neets who have almost zero chance of infecting or being infected, and dont give a shit about the economy or lockdowns. No one cares
God damn please no coof
Im'a keep posting this as long as you keep making threads.
I have covid-19 and this is the most fun I've had all week.
As long as people coof on females, I don't care. In fact, I would encourage it.
Hello, Reddit.
>Yas Forums's past do you really think people aren't going to take this a step too far and actually cough on people
Yas Forumsfags aren't people
user, there’s no need to project your low effort posts on other people. Just accept that that’s you in the pic and try to work on being more original
I don't like it much either OP, I'm from Italy. But everything being so lonely and serious is depressing. If some Anons want to have a little fun for a while and blow off some steam, and if these threads make them feel a little better, that's fine. I'm probably going to be off Yas Forums most of today though, I'm sick of thinking about the virus.
nice Wojack user, you got me good!
I lived a good life
>It was never a right wing board, but idiots came in thinking every politically incorrect shitposter was actually being serious and it spiraled from there.
Yes, because the public political climate going balls deep into the liberal boipussi is not supposed to cause any sort of reaction, at all. Punch Nazis! Punch Nazis everywhere! And kill whitey!
>haha... I’m so glad I spent all that time repeating coronavirus jokes on Yas Forums... truly... a fulfilling life
Stay safe italian user
based and caimpilled
just an hero now, faggot
You're infected now user
Cringe