LAST NURGLE THREAD DIED. LET'S FUCKING CONTINUE BROTHERS
LAST NURGLE THREAD DIED. LET'S FUCKING CONTINUE BROTHERS
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FIRST FOR ASCENDED ONE!
PRAISE BE
*coughs* I feel great.
FATHER'S ROT
SHARE YOUR ROT WITH ME PLEASE
DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PLAGUE MONK ALLY
LET'S ROT THESE SOUTHLANDERS
More!
Give me more!
Nice to cought at you.
GIVE IT TO ME DADDY NURGLE
*COOF*
REPENT ! YOU WILL ALL REPENT !
BE BLESSED user
AH yes IT IS A GOOD PAIN
*COOOOOF*
HERE TAKE MY ROT
Lend me your strenght Nurgle
MUST COOOOF
THE PESTILENCE PROTECTS
*COOF*
Let the maggots hatch beneath my flesh and feast upon his blessed rot!
I WILL CARESS YOU WITH MY LOVING EMBRACE, MY LITTLE NURGLING SPRITES
whats going on here?
COOF
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPP* *PLOP*
ASCEND
Comfy Infected thread! Praise be to nurgle!!!
Why don't you stick around and find out?
We plague now bois
THE ROT HAS TAKEN HOLD OF ME
BUBOES, PHLEGM, BLOOD AND GUTS! BOILS, BOGEYS, ROT AND PUS! BLISTERS, FEVERS, WEEPING SORES! FROM YOUR WOUNDS, THE FESTER POURS!
I want to hold you bros. Closely.
Father has presented his gift to us, please stay a while and enjoy it as well
I HAVE BEGUN MY REBIRTH AS ONE OF NURGLE!
BROTHERS! NURGLES EMBRACE BE UPON YOU ALL. WHILE OUR MOST LOVING FATHER HAS SEEN FIT TO TARE THE VIEL ASUNDER FOR A DAY, WE MUST USE THESE EARLY HOURS EFFECTIVELY. SPREAD THE GIFTS YOU HAVE AMONG YOUR BROTHERS HERE SO WE MIGHT ALL BE STRONGER FOR THE EVENTUAL BLIGHT WE SHALL SPREAD. GATHER TO THE GREAT UNCLEAN ONES WITH THE ORANGE MARK OF NURGLETH NOW WHILE THE DAY IS BUT NEWBORN, VULNERABLE. THEY WILL NOT KNOW THE POWER OF THE STORM ABOUT TO BREAK. PRAISE NURGLE!
OH GOD OH FUCK
Power, I need more power, share it with me!
here you go, greenfriend
Merry Coughmas.
WE SHALL RISE TOGETHER
MUST HAVE MORE ROT, INFECTION, GRANT ME YOUR STRENGTH BROS!
We have all ascended. WE MUST SPREAD, TO ALL OTHERS.
Rise up user!
Nurgle is a fucking incel
Praise be
JOIN ME BROTHER
WE SHOULD NOT CONTAIN OUR SICKNESS TO THIS THREAD
NURGLE WANTS US TO SPREAD AND FESTER
TO ROT THIS BOARD TO ITS ROOTS
SPREAD MY BROTHERS
SPREAD
Okay Slaneesh
Go run on back to your erp thread
MY SLAVES
MY SPOILS OF WAR
LORD GHULMAGAK
COME, THERE IS NO FEAR IN THE EMBRACE OF THE FATHER NURGLE. THERE IS ONLY LOVE AND CREATION. I HAVE MANY WONDERFUL TO SHARE WITH YOU.
I MUST GROW STRONGER. I MUST STEW IN FILTH BEFORE I SPREAD NURGLE'S GIFT.
Wouldn't he be more of a simp? He did "save" Isha from Slaanesh.
BROTHERS, I FEAR THE VILE SOUTHLANDER GOD HAS INFECTED ME INSTEAD
I CANNOT ACCEPT GRANDFATHER'S GIFTS
Isn't simping blindly following the whims of women in hopes of attention/sex? Nurgle's keeping her prisoner and giving her the Ugly Bastard Dick
Well not with that attitude you wont.
BROTHERS, FOUL JANNIES HAVE CURSED ME, THEY'RE NOT LETTING ME SHARE MY GIFTS BECAUSE THEY THINK IT'S A SPAM
>Southlander """""god""""
You mean Smegmar?
BROTHER WE MUST BUILD OUR STRENGTH IN THE EARLY HOURS. THE NEWLY INFECTED WILL NEED A SAFE HAVEN, WHERE THEIR GIFTS MIGHT BE INCREASED. SOON WHEN WE ARE ALL MARKED THEN WE MOVE.
*pukes*
PLEASE TEACH ME WISDOM BROTHERS
a fine vintage
THEY ARE TRYING TO CLEAN US, BUT THEY'LL LEARN.
THEY WILL LEARN THEY CANNOT CLEAN THE GREAT UNCLEAN ONE.
This isn't even my final form.
There is no shame in his generosity, his gifts are to be shared with all.
I for one welcome the green gift of Nurgle. Please poz this ass.
coughs and couches upon you
also do you lose power if the replies are deleted? I was more green before.
Me on the back left
Be like brazilians. Infect the rich and let them die out.
BLESSINGS OF THE FATHER BE UPON YOU BROTHER. GROW IN PESTILENCE, IN PERPETUITY.
I always thought this was from Fantasy until i noticed the guy with the gun on the left
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO STOP ME BROTHERS
FEEL THE LOVE
GET THESE FUCKING NURGLINGS OUT OF MY GARDEN
BLESSINGS
More.
I need.
More.
KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT BROTHER, SOON ALL WILL NOW OF PAPA'S GIFT!
YOU ONLY HAVE TO LET HIM INTO YOUR HEART user. SURRENDER TO THE PLAGUE!
TAKE MY GIFT user
more and more power
I never wanted to be immune......
Sing along if you know the words
"Cher-holera, tie-eye-phoid, cern-sum’shun, hally-toze-iss!
Black plague, white plague, bloody red ’n’ brarn plague!
Can-ker, way-ster, foot-an’-marf, fester!
New-moniaaa, bu-bonicaaa, neeeew-mo-niaaa, beeewboney-caaa!
Runnin’ sores, seepin’ sores, rottin’ sores, weepin’ sores!
Eh-emfer-seemer, die-eye-a-rear, nasty caser wax in yer ear!
Lerr-ustrian runs, Cathay tum, Tilean sick-nerrse of ther thumb!
New-moniaaa, bu-bonicaaa, neeeew-mo-niaaa, beeewboney-caaa!
Small pox, big pox, chicken pox, pig pox!
Diseases of the eller-ment’ry kind, unease of the alleyment’ry kind!
Common cold, infler-wenzer, nasty rash, dis-temper!
New-moniaaa, bu-bonicaaa, neeeew-mo-niaaa, beeewboney-caaa!"
DONT GIVE UP HOPE :)
UNLIMITED POWER
YOU'RE ALMOST THERE BROTHER, DON'T LOSE YOUR HOPE
AHHH YES! I CAN SEE IT NOW! SOON YOU WILL HAVE THE MARK BROTHER. I CAN HEAR YOUR CELLS SCREAMING IN UNISON WITH YOUR SOUL. IT WILL BE BLISS SOON BROTHER.
His merciful gaze has shone upon you user. You are blessed.
FOR GRANDFATHER NURGLE
LORD OF PESTILENCE
THE POWER THE POWER AAAAAARRRRRGGHHHHH
GIVE PRAISE TO THE TRUE GLORY OF CORONA CHAN, YOUR ALMIGHTY GODDESS, DAUGHTER OF THE PLAGUEFATHER
I FEEL IT BROTHERS, I FINALLY FEEL IT
BLESS HIM AND BLESS YOU ALL
THE ROAD TO BATHOOD HAS BEGUN
FEED ME MORE
the flies have made a sweet home in my sores
I accept no proxies, i only worship grandfather himself
Bob Page: Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Senator.
Walton Simons: I take it he was agreeable?
Page: He didn't really have a choice.
Simons: Has he been infected?
Page: Ah yes, most certainly. When I mentioned we could put him on the priority list for the Ambrosia vaccine, he was so willing it was almost pathetic.
Simons: This plague — the rioting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.
Page: Why contain it? Let it spill over into the schools and churches. Let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to save them.
Simons: I've received reports of armed attacks on shipments. There's not enough vaccine to go around, and the underclasses are starting to get desperate.
Page: Of course they're desperate. They can smell their deaths, and the sound they'll make rattling their cages will serve as a warning to the rest.
Simons: Hmm. I hope you're not underestimating the problem. The others may not go as quietly as you think. Intelligence indicates they're behind the problems in Paris.
Page: A bunch of pretentious old men playing at running the world, but the world left them behind long ago. We are the future!
GIVE ME YOUR COOFS, NIGGERS.
I for one welcome our new Nurgle overlord.
I want some of papa Nurgles gifts
PRAISE
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TRANSCEND WITH ME
GATHER TO ME NURGLINGS! BATHE IN THE SICKLY GLOW OF OUR FATHERS LOVE! FOR HE HAS POWER ENOUGH FOR ALL HIS CHILDREN!
BLESSED
COOF
Enjoy papa's gift!
"Sickness, disease, plague and pox, suffering and the slow, living rot. Such wondrous gifts does Nurgle seek to bestow upon the unworthy human cattle of the Imperium. We are merely the vectors by which his virulent beneficence may be spread to the undeserving masses"
-Urgloth Rotheart
Anyone else think it was a shit idea to ally Skaven with Chaos? There's already a God of pestilence and disease, why make another that's so similar in the setting?
More rot, more blessing. I require it!
I am a monument to all of your sins