OFFICIAL GREEN-ENING THREAD

>tfw you can't break your limit

This is so dumb

FUCK YOU

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i like bug catching

IM COOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.........

i dont feel so good bros

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infest!

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MEAN GREEN INFECTING MACHINE

How does one get this green?

bros.... I don't feel so good....

youtu.be/FDT7zvRhm9w

welcome, user

Greenish

I WANT TO BECOME GREEEEEEN
GIVE ME THE GREEN
IM GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENING

green is bestest

Guys, I tried to cough to scare the blues, but only blood came out

greengreen

>this many super-spreaders in one thread
what the fuck

imagine unironically being a greenfag lmaoing at your life

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VORTEX, WIND
OF FATHER FLY
I CAST ON YOU
NOW DIE, DIE

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>TEAM MINI!

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I'm sorry, Sminem..

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not afraid of a cold are you user?

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Green me up bros.

A mass reply is surely safe.

Make it green

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vocaroo.com/hwC19vsIvAX

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NIGGER

GREEN GREEN GREEN

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Green is perfection.

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WAAAAAAAGH

can you guys coof on me thanks

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am i green yet

Yeah, I think mass replies don't actually work to your favor.

sure thing bro

green me up

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>mfw someone used my shitty edit
Stay green bro

how does this shit works

Green me up, lads

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PRAISE MINI

PRAISE NURGLE

Has anyone gone greener

*coughs in sleeve*

Give me the power I crave, brothers.

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we are growing stronger

Give me the green gift

A daring synthesis.

̷̡̨̡̤̘̫̘͕̭̗͙̎̾̈́̏͆̄͛́͝ ̴̡̦͕̙͍͐ ̷̣̰̞͖́̇̍̾ ̴̙̱̱͕̼͓̣̝͉͎͉̗̤̘̈́̽̄̈́͂̈́́̎ͅ ̶̀̒̓́͘͝ͅ ̸͕̟̐͐͑̈́͋̄̈̚ ̶̙̗̠̽̑͐̈́͒ ̶̢̨̧̛̛̘̯̼͙͈͖̰̟̘͙̔̌͛͊̐͜ͅͅ▲̷̢̡̪͚̤̘̥̤̝͓͙̗̘͉̈́͒̄͛͐̋͑͋̎̀͂̔̕̚͜
̴̺́͗͒͊̓ ̸̢̨͍̝̮͉̩̥̮̥̟͉̱̓̍͒̉͘̕͜ ̷̧͚̥̯͖͈̝͉̟̯͚̬͛̌̐̀̿̌͆̑ ̸̢̤͇̰͎̫͙̞̭̬̼͚̞̀͑̇̃̇̈́͆͜͜ ̶̤̾̽̀͑̃̇̉̍͌̚͝ ̴̢͓̘͉͍͎̜̬͍̯̗͈͕͕̺̿͛́͛̎̈́̓̓̌́̍̚͝͠▲̴͎̱̟̻̞̗̻̖̺̞̮̭̤͔̱̂͐͋͑́́̌̿́̌̃̐͊̽̎ ̷͚͗̾͂̈̓́ ̶̩̣͍̦͎̗͈̓͑▲̸̨̫͖̣̹̰͍̖͙̖̝͎̺̍̊̍̒̑͑̂̎ͅ
̷̗͖̦̤̆͒̀̔͑͆̈́̇̐͊̐̏͜͝͠ ̵̧͎̺͈͔͕̭̻͖̪̥̯̓ ̸̨̥̙̪͉̘̯̗̯̳̝̟̱̮̄͌̃̃̈͘͝͝ͅ▲̴̡̡̛͔̭̭̬͓̳̝̭͉̳͖͂̓̇̃̌̌̂̐͜ ̵̢̭͍̼̃͑̊̿̃̽͗̌͆͌̓̕͝ ̶͚̞͙̦͂▲̷͕̳͉͚̫͔̫̬͎̮͈̩̫̆͗͊̒͊͘͝͝ͅ ̴͚̝̭̠̬̼̟̱̓͜ͅ ̸̰̰̱͍̪̭̱̏͆̀̚͜͠▲̷͈͕̟͇̘̯͓̓̎̉̃̐̌͆͆̏̍̊̄̚
̷̧̤͚͙́̈́́̀̋͋͘͝▲̴̛̥̮̞̻̰͓̃͑͛̔̍͊͆̾͘͠ ̶̧̨̦̮̦̗͖͕̞͔̫̦̫͙̗͒̿͑̑̏̓͆̽̀̓̽̾͒́͘▲̷̥͈̘̟͛͒̀̓͋̈̈́̔̈́͛͂̋́̕͠ ̴̡̭͍̭̯͉́̏͊͒͝ͅ ̸͛̽̑̾̊̐̈́͘▲̵̩̟̺̗̦͍̣̫͎́̌͂́͐̈́͆͝ͅ ̶̘͔̟̀̓̔͋̊̆̃̇͊̓́̑̌͝ ̴̡̛͉̪͖̹̼̠̖͑̎͝͝ͅ▲̸̘̰͍̑̿̄̉́̊̐̚
̵̡̧̡̛̛͇̘̻͉̦̗͈̘̠͈̮̫͑̊̀͂̋̾͐̋̚͠
̷̴̨̗͙̗̀T̷̓͐R̴̙̂͝I̷̫͚̹͋͛͜F̸̨̫̊̌̐͝Ö̸͖̳̪́̈́̕R̴̟̯̹̜͆̈͝Č̸̞͔̗͗̐́Ȩ̶̘̥͐̊͋͝ ̴̧͈̳̙̂́̿F̵͔̱̿O̸͎̭͛̈́͆R̵̩̞̈́̒͑̚ ̸͚͍͔̈̆̔M̷̛͇͚̗̺̉͆O̸͚̓̆͒͆R̷͓͍̈́̽̕̚Ȩ̸͙̎̆ ̴̛͎͈͐͑Ṕ̵̨̜̼̈O̸̪͗͌W̷͔̉E̷̼̰̋̕R̴̬͎̽̏̀
̸̡̩̼̦͈̪̠̗̟͕̻̪͈̝͂̀́̍̍̚̚͜͠

Someone infect me

I don't think I can get any greener than this, bros.

PRAISE NURGLE

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The Sick of the Sickest. The Infected of the infectious. The potent of posion. The Corona of Countries. The Rise of Risks. The Fiercest of Flus. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.

THE INDOMITUS REX THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS THE KING OF KINGS THE LORD OF LORDS THE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICE

SICKREN THE DISEASED INFECTEDren the DEADLY COUGHren the SNEEZE DOCTORren the MEDICINE VIRUSren the SPEADING PLAGUEren the QUARANTINED CORONAren the CHINESE BATren the SOUP FEVERren the HOT WHEEZEren the MUCUS CONTAMINATEDren the INFECTIOUS WEAKren the FRAIL DEATHren the COFFIN POTENTren the RISK POLLUTEren the AIR CORRUPTren the INCURABLE TAINTren the IMPURE SPOILren the MILK POISONren the VITIATE DEBAUNCHEDren the WORLD-WIDE SPREADING DIRTYren the UNCLEAN HANDren the SANITIZING MONSTERren the TERRIFYING DEVILren the HELL RENCHAD CONSUMEren THE HUNGRY THE JI JICHAD THE REN RENCHAD THE CHAD KINGCHAD THE LORDGRAY THE CHAD OF CHADS ENCHAD CHADREN CHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHA CHAD

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nigger

Ignore the plebs, BioChads

Im free

We need to take this guy down, green bros.

COOF

TAKE IT

I am growing stronger

Luck of the Irish :)

GREEN*coof*IM GONNACOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

test

Let’s go all the way

Not anymore baby

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itt: post dem green characters

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*ᶜᵒᵘᵍʰ*

I'm here to spread my gift

achoo

MAKE ME GREEEEEEEEN

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BURP

coof owo

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how green are you?

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I NEED GREENER

i wanna be the hulk

@501540349
no

I'm an immunechad, you can't make me green.

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...

>how green are you
>isn't green at all
cringe

Green level is not related to post count cause this is like my 4th post, it’s related to how long you’ve had it

Yes I can.

GIVE ME MORE FUCKING GREEN FUCK

I WANT TO BE GREEN SO BAD BROS, PLEASE GRANT ME YOUR POWER

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Make me green

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This seems to be the case, it took a few minutes before I started showing symptoms

How long have you had it?

Is there a green waifu?
There should be a green-chan.

green me up bros

ok

wtf

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

vocaroo.com/iQ1JP1CyBPV

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so do I have it now.

is this the max level?

get me green!

I wanna be green

I'm going to self isolate by not replying to anyone. You green fucks will never get my precious yous, that means I'm basically immune. Can't touch me nananana.

EMBRACE IT

This desu. Seems to have an incubation period of about 30 minutes and probably development of symptoms over a span of like 1.5 hours

If that's true, then it goes to radioactive in like an hour, which seems way too fast

MAX ME OUT

GREEN ME UP, BABY

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Never mind guys, ever since i got the coronavirus, i figured out that speading it is a good idea. We are clowns in this clown world. Yes this is the user who said this.

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BRING BACK MYBADPOSTING

I vote for Monica

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>team mini returns as a pandemic
oddly fitting

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You will be soon.

Green you say?

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WAKE ME UP

BEAR WITNESS TO MY TURGIDITY

GREENENING COMETH

greenie meanies greenie meanies eat the beanies

Green level test.

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i need... THE GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

Greeeeeeen

Bro...

...

Immune post.

WE ARE ALL GREENIES NOW!!!

GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

GREEN

anons I am immune, my cum can save you just trust me, let me cum in your mouth 100% cure

Make me glow, nigas

Green me up senpai

...

based

COOOOOOF

COOF

GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN

No

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I got replied by with an infected. I don't think this works at all

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More power

Greenies can't triforce!

󠛡 󠛡 󠛡▲
▲ ▲

youtube.com/watch?v=VtJUHGjVm0E

greener
Greener
GREENER
>GREENER

GIVE ME THE GREENS COME ON

gonna coof are ya?

Am I green enough anons? I sure hope I am.

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NO PLEASE

...

Doctor. I am BECOMING the dose.

Green check

You will be, my brother. You will.

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How bad can it get?

INCREASE

...

GIVE ME (YOU)S

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Just green my shit up.

I must become the greenest my feeble body can allow me to be

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crap

Green

>tfw will never be gifted the plaguefather's blessing

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Other people replying to you doesn't work, you have to reply to them.

Here senpai, use your green wisely.

TAKE TWO
vocaroo.com/hwC19vsIvAX

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*braaaaaaaaaaaaaap*

JANNIES CANT EVEN QUARANTINE ANYMORE

Only if (you) in return

you're already infected

Green-ed

WE SHALL BECOME THE STRONGEST AND THE GREENEST OF ALL THERE IS

More infection

TEST

CAN'T WAKE UP

oh god it's over. i'm green now

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Give me the green

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>tfw will never be green
feels good man

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>all these green guys
GIVE ME YOUR POWERS

THERES STILL TIME GIVE IT TO ME, ILL SUCK IT OUT OF YOU

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user, look at your name

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The maggots are already hatching, I can almost taste them

me too user, we shall now join the other infectedbros and spread the virus to immune virgins

Based immune bro

Mutation when?

I'M SAFE LADS, SELF QUARANTINE WITH ME TO BE SAFE TOO

>tfw never be green
why LIVE

GRANT ME POWER
FOR I MUST COOOOOOOOOOF

Quote some green lads a few times and you'll get it.

Hello Green Seller, I'm going into battle and I need your strongest Greens

retiring for the night, when I wake up I better see this board completely green

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fuck my shit up

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why contain it?

̶̡̢͈̼͈̗͂͋͊͌ ̸̦̯̖͍̀̀͝͝ ̵̨̭͔̘̞͌̋͑̌͠ ̵͓̹̦͐̿͊̐͌ ̸̪͚̰̥͍̤͐͆͋̚ ̴̗̹͔̎̽̓̄̾̎ ̸̠͌̀ ̸̢̮͐̾͝ ̶̻͖̬̂ ̵̦̋̒͆͊ ̷̟͙͈̰͐̓̿̓ ̶̤͆͒̊̿▲̶̫̯̫̝̼͔̀̚͝
̵̮̫̥̇ ̷̨̧̤̝̤͎̀̏̃̈́͋ ̴̍̈́̈́͜͠ ̸̨͈̙̃̑̚ ̷̥̤̩͇͐̆͌́̃̚ ̵̢̝̹̓̋͋͊̈́̀ͅ ̵̛͎̝̍̽́ͅ ̶͙̳̏͗̔̂͛͠ ̶̋̆̌̌̀͝ ̸̢̪͇̹̠͂͑̋̿▲̶̺͍̹̝̿͘͝ͅ ̷̺͆́̽͑ ̶̹͓̔͛͠▲̴̹͑̊̈̕̚
̸̥̘́ ̶̢͔̩̠̤̫̔ ̵̧̱͕̝͂͊̍̏́̏ ̴̡̯̘̤̑̃͝ͅ ̷̨̱̰̬̪͑͂͐̀̌ ̸̙̗̥̙͕̿ ̶͖̎▲̸͕̖͓̍̂̋̈̊ ̷̛͇͝ ̴̱̔͝▲̷̪̰͔̫̜̜̋͒̾͑̚͝ ̷̛͙̩̤̱͉̰̄̿͗ ̷̧̻̞̌͊͋▲̷̛̛͇̥̖̳͑
̸̺̠̖̩̜̎̋͝ ̸͙̰̟̯̍͒̋̓̀ ̴͓̞̰̿̎̈̏̆ ̷̡̄͂́̇͆́ ̴̖͕̫̻͇̈̋̋▲̵̨͍̳̘͘͜ ̷͔̳̼̠͔̬̍͝▲̵͍͈͎̏̓̉ͅ ̶͖̩͍̺͒͊̌̃͘͝ͅ ̵̳͙͇̤̇͆́̾▲̷̉̉ͅ ̵̢̹̞͐̑ ̸̭͙̠̿▲̸̠̬̿̄̒͋͘͝
̴͉̺̙̱̒̕ ̷̪̀̈́͋̒̎▲̴̛͚̥̤̐̇̕͜ ̵̥͕̿̈́́̕▲̷͕̞͉̰͌͂͑̿͛͘ ̸̧̰̐̈̇͆ ̷̖̖̳̞̗̌̄́̚ͅ▲̷̢̮̤̞́͛ ̵̧͎̿̊͒̚ ̶̻̆▲̴̢̗̪͕̞̃͗̚ ̴̯̥̂ ̵͇̌̄̃̈́▲̶̮͔̱̄̊̍͌̈́̕

̷̟̥̺̪͗̄ͅŠ̸̈́͊̚͜͠͝U̵̞͙̟̒̂͊̊̿B̵̨͐̇͑͑͘ͅM̵̢͈̖͖̻͍̂I̷̮͓͕̍͊̉̉͝T̶͔̬̱̙̯̍́̓̎͌̒

Am I green niggaaaa?

THE MODS AREN'T TELL US THE TRUTH. BEING GREEN IS IMMUNITY, NOT THE DISEASE. WE ARE BEING LIED TO

MORE

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THESE ARE NOT MY BEAUTIFUL DUBS

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(Yous) from the infected make you sick
(Yous) from uninflected make you better

No sick niggers @ me btw

The official GIVE ME POWER vocaroo

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Greeeeeeen.

Barely even a sneeze, I need to ASCEND

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Green me up faggots

HELLO GREEN

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CHAOS CHAOS

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More power for you

How does one get the coof, OP?

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it ain't easy being green

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That GREEN soul. Give it to me.

Not touching any of you faggots.

coof coof

I am growing stronger