Immune thread

heh

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>Yas Forums
I’m part of an interboard task force empowered by the mods to assess individual board infection rates as well as draft preliminary protocol for containment.
AMA

im alone always so

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>of course were not infected, how could you tell?

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:( I just wanna coof

stay with the immunechads

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>all the coofing outside
Music to my ears.

Sup nigga, I got the cure.

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*cough*

Embrace it.

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I'm glad i'm immune.

coooofff

Lol you got pozzed

the least infected thread yet

Cough cough

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Feels great to be pure

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Haven't left my board, think I'm safe bros

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Nothing wrong with me

Hello, my pure brother.

Lol god killin bitchass cooomers

I'm invincible, how could this go wrong
No, here, here's where we belong
I see a road ahead
I never thought I would dare to tread.

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Hi

based

It's too late for you

Wtf is going on with this board

Hey,guys!

What's going on here?

UGH IM COOOOFING

Cant catch me

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There is no immunity

Let me kiss you

GET ME SICK NOW I WANNA BE SICK NOW!!!

Never sick

Fag

ummm...am i okay?

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I'm good, right? Haha...

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coof on me

compromised immune thread everyone evacuate

there are no immunities
cough cough

Here's what I know:
1. Getting replied to by greenies does nothing.
2. Replying to others (even if they aren't green) does it. Continuously replying increases the green power.
3. There might be certain words that cause it. Words related to the event topic, or words related to the type invented by Richard Dawkins. Words that have been spammed a lot within the past couple years.

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sup niggas

what about bans from other boards?

try me

i'm in greenland i should be safe

You can't touch me

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sorry user
u gonna die

dilate

Uh no, better get out of here before I get infected.

Syntholchad?

to user: I don't think previous punishments are related to the current predicament. I might be wrong but I've seen no evidence of it. It's about replying, and maybe what words you post.

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I'm going to say it.

I'm unmmune.

.

NIGGER

N

No one is immune bros, it's just a random % chance of infection based on how many you reply to/how badly they are. I sacrificed a lot for this knowledge. Be careful friends, I can feel the coof coming on.

ROODYPOO
NEWT GINGRICH
MOOT
MODS = GODS
EPIC
WINRAR
FAIL
NIGGER
BASEDBOY
COOF

I just watched this post go from uninfected to max instantly.

mfw greengoys near me

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Seethe cope dilate

Prepare for the purge.

I'M GONNA SAY IT

>tfw immune
its a lonely road but I'll take it

How's the diagnosis for me, lads?

We're not getting infected bros.

FUCK

you fucked up

TAKE THIS

Remember to wash your hands and avoid replying to anyone. It's spreading from the (You)s

if i'm not immune my symptoms should be showing within minutes

heh

Put him down

hi you wan corona?

*cough*

untouchable faggots

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WE COOF HIGH
NO LIE
YOU KNOW THIS
COOOOOOFIIIIIIIN

>501542262
no thanks

CURRENT INCUBATION ESTIMATES: 10 POSTS
REPEAT // CURRENT INCUBATION ESTIMATES: 10 POSTS
RETURN TO YOUR BOARDS, LINJT ALL NONESSENTIAL TRAVEL

IT SPREADS THROUGH (YOU’s)

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