ITT: Infected Chads Only
ITT: Infected Chads Only
Other urls found in this thread:
*brap*
Help, I don't want to be infected
Please lend me your greener
I grow greener by the minute
Too late
Just try and infect me faggots
sup my Yas Forumsros
You can't infect me, i'm immune!
I don't think I can get much greener lads
*cough cough* ok good luck bro.
Death is close enough, why wait?
*cough*
I NEED MOREE
Hello, infected department?
I REQUIRE MORE GREEN
I AM GROWING STRONGER
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
If I have the virus in real life can I post? Asking for a friend
Anyone wanna makeout later
FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKK
I believe in you
COOF ME
Ho
postin'
REPLY THIS COMMENT FOR MAX GREENS
>tfw I've avoided the Trump Epidemic this entire time
You should all be ashamed.
fuck jannies
fuck trannies
PRAISE THE PLAGUEFATHER
I am now the greenest
I WANT GREEN
I'm in boys!
Receive of me my blessing and rise higher, children of Nurgle!
How much longer until it's too late bros
我不要死了
>Why yes, I'M A MEAN GREEN FIGHTIN' MACHINE. How could you tell?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
...
>draws
Coof chads, give me your strength
coof on me
What happens if you’re green and you greentext
How do I become a coronachad?
i don't wanna die please
I...I....I'm GREEEEEEENIIING
Sometimes I'm green sometimes I'm not how comes
green time
I hope i'm not infected
Nurgle is pleased
SPREAD SPREAD SPREAD SPREAD!
rip
*cough* good thread bros *cough*
does my text get more and more green as I post?
Let's all get stronger and make everyone see the light
teee hee im green now
So it doesn't get any greener than this, huh?
A
S
K
Hello based department?
BLESS ME PAPA
AAAA I NEED THE GREEN
Checking my green.
>i-is that...
>a non biohazard?
>I THINK I MIGHT JUST...
>CCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF
Coofer Chad here.
Who /biohazard/ here?
babby green reporting in
MAY NURGLE'S LOVE SHINE UPON YOU ALL!
Feels good
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>being proud of your impending death
lmao
Chanrona is a hoax. Nobody is infected because it isn't real. I'm not afraid to reply to you, you shill.
It's all so gook moot can take away our rights to shitpost.
longcat will keep us safe
I'M GOING GRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
...
orange > green
Test
You can't infect me!
Ahhhh this is nice
*coofs*
sucks to be me
COOF ME
GIVE ME POWER!
Remember if you're not green you're mean.
STAY BACK
Please let me be infected corona chan
BASED AND COOFPILLED
I just turned green bros, I'm getting stronger.
bros i don't feel too good
More. I need more COOF *coofs*
hmm lets see
*cough*
PRAISE NURGLE!
GREEN CHADS GIVE ME YOUR POWER
I'M COOOOOOFIIIING!!!!
*Coughs*
im immune to this, totally not a coofer
GIVE PRAISE TO NURGLE BROTHERS!
I don't feel so good bros
Give me more coof
coofs
>>501528354
COOF ON ME
I AM GROWING STRONGER
COUGH COUGH MOTHER FUCKER
I NEED MORE POWER
I don't see any green
It's already started
NOTHING BURGER
Sorry user I'll take Shinoa to the safe zone with me
maybe one day
How do I get greener?
I NEED MORE GREEEEEN
First time posting during this shit. There's no way I'm an infecticuck
Can i have a bit of green? It's not illegal to give it in california
Coof coof
I- I'm a chad?
*cough*
Sorry? Couldn't hear y-*cough*
>*cough*
PRAISES UNTO HIM
give me green
HALP
green is good
replying to based thread
IM GONNA DIE A VIRGIN
AGHHHHHHH
NOOOO-*COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF*
COOF ON ME MORE MORE MORE MORE
is being here with all you green folk really a good idea???
MAKE ME EVEN GREENER
Take this gift
*wheeeeeeeze*
we will all be greener soon user
*coof*
One can only hope not...
Test
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Orange is bad, need more green.
you'll be fine
I WANT TO BE COOFED ON
aw snap
cough
i wonder if it can get so bad that it completely consumes the post
*cough* *cough*
Can you become ungreener?
If you're infected STAY THE FUCK OF Yas Forums
i wanna be green
HERE
I
CO-OOOF
hi
poz me daddy
coof
The more greens in a thread you post in the more infected you get
MAKE IT STOP I CAN'T TAKE THIS
PARTY COOFERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT!
I MUST BECOME GREENER
cooofing
lets find out.
You're so green.
I can feel it coursing through my veins.
no stop
nice
Damn.
COOF
SELF ISOLATE STOP POSTING
grant me nurgle's gift
You hear that? It's the coofing of the falling establishment.
what the fuck?? WHAT THE FUCK
THAT'S RIGHT BROTHERS, COOF TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT
FUCK OFF GREEN NIGGERS
you dumb dumbs, just don't reply and you can't get infected, totally a hoax
posting in pozzed thread
*coof**coof*
Wha-what happened?! I play vidya for a few hours and now the everyone is a fucking mess!!!!
Give me all you got greenies, you can't hurt me.
ONLY THE GREENEST FUCKOS
greeeeeeeeeeeeeen
SNEEZE ON ME
Mr.Hiro? *COOF* * COOF* I don't feel so *COOF* so good..
Give me your cum user!
Infect me now
Sorry i'm too BASED for this infectcuck thread
WOOO
Can't be no one unhappy if we're all equally sick.
I want a fucking yellow cookie thingy
Accept this blessing!
Such power.
Sniff
COOOOOOF
GREEN GREEN GREEN
uhuk uhuk
GREETINGS FROM /tg/ MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS. i'M HERE TO INVITE YOU TO HELP SPREAD THE WORD OF THE GREAT PAPA NURGLE AND HIS FESTERING BROOD. CLEARLY YOU ARE ALL CHOSEN. HELP SPREAD HIS NAME FROM CORNER TO CORNER. FROM /trash TO /out/ ALL MUST REVERE THE PUTRID FATHER!
IM GONNA COOOOOF
c'mon user join us *coof*
Every second I grow stronger
they'll save us, r-right
Wtf is going on
I'm COOOOOOFING ASAAAAAAAA
based
Please I need the green
This is 100 percent of my power
*ACHOOOOO*
Im immune. When they ban all the greens at the end of this I will remain, immune and chad.
lol
OH YEAH!
I must be greener brothers. Help me become complete!
Delicious aerosol transmission. Make me stronger.
*Kauf*
>tfw completely healthy despite posting in several infected threads
Nice "virus" you have there infected ""chads"". Feels good being immune.
brapppp
a
a
a
nigger
a
a
niggger
a
a
a
nigger
a
a
a
A (coof) for a (coof)
what the fuck?
Is having that icon the max level?
hello?
Oi
I'M...
I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFING
Slowly but surely, I'm getting there. Lend me a hand, anons
How do I grow stronger?
delete this
You don't look so good
OH NO NO NO!
COUGH ON ME BROS
Lend me your sickness bros, I want to be stronger
Take some of what little power I have
its the least I can do
I'm a green machine bro
*cough* *coof* Look up brother *cough*
Based, same here bro.
*coof
Give it to me, you fucks. I NEED it!
GREENER
let us grow stronger together
Need more power
Neither do you! Let us fix that!
Yep, doesnt go any higher
Don't worry guys, I coofed a couple time last month. I already had this shit and am totally immune.
SNEEZE ON ME
I'm cured!
REPLY TO ME TO GROW GREENER
guys I... I'm getting green... aren't I...
GIVE IT TO ME
Reply to this post for a hearty bowl of Wuhans finest bat soup.
Howdy
POZ ME
Run while you still can, it's the *COUGH COUGH* the infection
a truly refined odor
Oh my!!
It’s only been a couple of hours. How did you two manage to exacerbate your condition so quickly?
I WANT TO BE GREEN
Holy fuck this april fools is gay
Level up bros. * cough cough*
you think you losers can infect me?
COOF
GIVE ME THE GREEN
Coofing at maximum overdrive.
ANONS COOF ON ME OR ELSE YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP FROM COOF TONIGHT
I WILL COOF BACK
*coof* gomen-nasai
How do I green?
brap chads ww@!
I can feel your power growing inside me
i'm getting stronger
BLESS ME WITH YOUR GREEN
*COOF* *COOF*
Keep our powers hidden away from "immune"fags, they have not discovered it's true power
coronacucks OUT
Coff coff *spit*
I want the biohazard badge
no but i wanna fuck you
GREEN IS BEST
SUP
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 7 rolls per day. If you have a family of 13, that's over 694 rolls a week. Over 2580 a month. TP will be worth its weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it
test
PRAISE
What if it isn't? What if patient zero creates a super mutation?
HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW IF I INFECTED PL:EASE HELP I DONT WANT TO BE GAY PLEASE
And what, user, must we give in return?
...
once you go green, you cant come clean
*sniffle* I am having double breathing.
Here is your (You)
>coof
Delicious green
i am growing stronger, i need more
I need more power
Og GOD IM GONNA *cough* *cough* COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
>tfw greenlet
feelsbad, fellow plaguechads
ALMOST THERE!
AHAHAHAHAHA GET THE FUCK OVER HERE
GREEN IS MORE FUN
ONCE i GLOW i WILL RAID THE MUNIES
how's it work this year? (You)s?
I just wanted the teams back this year bros...
Blessed
please help me, I wish to be greener
Only coofs for the worthy.
I NEED MORE COOFS
Your wish came true, congrats
Green bros, cough on me or your gay
user Please fill me with your holy seed.
bruh this is cringe
GIVE ME YOUR POWER
my favorite
Moreee
We are ascending
Will we infect every board?
...
youtu.be
based
*coughs*
bless me with corona
COUGH
I wish to die, kill me Pete.
LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH
Pozzed and ready to spread
...
So if I reply to post like this, I get infected?
you'll never take me alive glowies
Fapping once to every biohazard reply. Share the love~
>mfw today
Hey guys wanna go on a trip?
>tfw still not infected
COME INFECTED CHADS BATTLE AWAITS US
my power, grows...
My superior genetics prevent you disgusting Chinese RATS from infecting me
Try me chinky make my day
help me brothers, i can feel the green fading, i need some coofs
*cooof
have a (You) m8
GENIE MAGIC CAN STOP THIS DISEASE
mmh quite pungent my dear
*coof* *coof*
>tfw only a greenlet
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Coff coff
Hope I don't coof
Am i ascending yet?
You must be greener. You can do it. I believe in you user.
...
Giv
GIVE ME THE FUCKING GREEN
I HAVE A NEED TO BE GREEN
Absolute chad
Hello, yes. You are not infected, for now.
LETS GOOOO
Greenbros teach me your secrets
We're da biggest n'da greenest!
You can't infect me, i'm immune!
t-thanks
H̷͈̬̺͓̒̓̀̓̓̀̆͛̀͋̾̈́̓̎̉̾̑̀̕̚͝͠ͅE̴̡̗͇͕̺̹͕͂̓̔͆̂̉̈̑̉͘͝ͅL̷̨̫̘̝͍͎̣̊͐̊͌̎͐̌͒̆̚P̸̧̛̜̹̰̰̗̦̋̂̒̈́̃̎̈́̕͘͠ͅ ̷̗͖̗̤̫͚̘͚͚͚̠̓̏̿̃̽̃̎̃̉͛͌͑̏͋̊̓̔͝ͅM̴̡̞̜̗͚̣͖̫̟̗̯̝̪̪̀͌͒͐̐͗̓͛̈̄͂̽̚͜͠͠E̵̡̢̨̨̢̨̤͙̤̝̫͎͚͖̻͇̱͑̎̿͂̏̀͊̓
COOF BACK
Its not working
SPREAD IT ALL OVER ME
yes cause you aren't social distancing by replying to the infected
g r e e n
cum
*cough* *cough*
COMPLETE
GLOBAL
SATURATION
Wish granted
...
MINI MINI MINI MINI
I need some of that green shit, mang.
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
Can't infect me fag
how are you so green............
you coofers don't stand a chance
I REQUIRE THE GREEN
What's going on here?
GLOW MY BROTHERS
GLLOW
Have some green energy, user!
Anons please make me greener
*COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF*
I don't give a shit
I won't get infected
Weak-ass bitch-ass nigger-ass niggas
i don't know what's going on
alright lad
Too bad nigger.
COOF ALL OVER ME!
Mor
This is getting WAY out of hand. Get the fuck away from me, I don't want that weird fucking yellow sign.
I'll never get infected, you green faggots. Too healthy for that shiet.
Green me guys
TACTICAL VIRUS BOOSTER INBOUND
RISE UP
...
Gimme your power, make me a mean green mother from outer space!
haha
you're already on your way, this 5 will help you get there faster
*cough* *cough* I think I'm sick, fellas.
PLAGUEFATHER TAKE ME
BASED HULK CHAD
WHO WANTS TO GO LICK SOME DOORKNOBS WITH ME
you need more (Yous) here... a fraction of my power.
I'll reply to dab with my immunity.
Time to put you out of your misery.
you do that
gotta reply to people who are infected
HOW COULD YOU ALL DO THIS. WE WERE UNINFECTED 20 MINUTES AGO.
.
need mroe greeen
...
Everyone of you motherfuckers is infected. Gas the whole board.
GREEN meanS COOF
I HAVE ACHIEVED GREEN
COOF
Surely it will mutate, right?
OOOH GOOOOD ALL THIS GREEN IS GONNA MAKE ME COOOOOOOOOOOOOM *COOF* LEND ME YOUR GREEN Yas Forums
THE (YOU), IT MAKES ME STRONGERRRRRRR!!!!!!!
I just wanted to come here to talk video games.. I didn't go to the quarantine thread... I've been good and washing my hands, why do I feel like this bro.. please help me bro..
GIVE ME THE COOF
Isn't it the other way around?
*COOF*
Make me god
How do i become green?
I'll push you further in. Sink into the grass of doom. The sickness will consume all.
coooooooff on meeeee
*cough* you dropped this 5 Yoog.
gr33n
Good good, everyone is in one place.
>*disinfects thread*
You are welcome coofers. Feel free to reply and thank me.
infect me daddy
end my life
ACCEPT THIS GIFT, BARNEYFAG BOT.
Go
He's LITERALLY me.
very well.
oh nono no no
coof
Make me sick you fucks
Infect me with your big bad disease
You should be fucking killed
im gay
HELP ME
help me... embrace the power
Spreading the love
INFECT ME PLEASE
green me up bros
wait..
So how does this work
you dropped this 5
Please infect me. I don’t want to be immune
I don't know if I can take anymore. Is this truly the blessing of Nurgle?
I NEED MORE POWER
*coof**coof*
INFECTED CHADS SMH TBH FAM CUCK AND SOYBOY GETS UNFILTERED TO US
ḭ̶͓̉͛́̿̂̕c̴͕̘͊̈́̚͜e̶̢͈͒̔̒͂ ̸̺̤̟͖̱̀̔̈́̾c̶̛͍̪̮̳͓͋r̴̩͙̎̒̈́e̸̠̭͈̞̺͇͗͊͌̑͝a̵͎̥͈̣̝̗̎͂͝m̸͎͊̌͐͘?̷̨̹̰̹̜̕ ̸̫͚̥̝̩̐͗͋͝I̶͚͖͔̭̕͝ ̷̗̙̰̯̙͋̑͂͘l̶̥͉̇͛̐͘o̷̊̑̏͂͝ͅv̵̤̌̐̾̊͘ȅ̶̝͒̑̏͜ ̵̬͎̽̕i̴̬̾̔̽̇̏c̸̟̹͑͠͝e̷̘̤̤̊̿̈́̑͌͠ ̸͚̖͇̙̱̏̈́́͌c̴͎̋̉̋r̵̜͓̰͕͔̔͜è̵͇̽̈́̏̚á̸̗̝̪̜̬͜m̴̨̛̭̰̼͊̈͊͗͘!̶̱̙̳̄̔̐̽͋̕
...
I refuse
GIVE ME POWER
That kiss scene was hot.
I don't want to be infected, now please reply to this post
Pls
What's all this ruckus about?!
coof
*cough**cough*
GOTCHA
I want to be green and mean
please reply to me, make me sick
Green me fellas.
Goes you for you friends below too.
GIVE ME MORE GREEN POWER
MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI
it's over
INFECT ME DADDY
Purge the unclean
My dubs will grant me the power of corona
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
More please!
coof
WE'RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIEEEE
IM COOFING
*coofs*
*trips and falls on ON switch*
Pretty sure the green power is just counting how many (You)s you've given out. Doesn't matter how many times you get (You)'d. Feel free to (You) me, I am invulnerable to your pathetic attacks.
I'm just a mean green mother from outer space and I'm bad
ASCEND
*Coof*
There's more where that came from
Thank you doc
That's not how this works
LET ME FEEL YOUR POWER
LET ME FEEL YOUR GLORY
NOO STOP COOFING
i am stealing your coofs.
I DONT WANT TO DIE! HELP!
...
And this is to go even greener beyond!
FahKOOFram
*lowkey coof*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(OP)
AAAHHHH IM GONNA COOF