I'M CLEAN CLEAN POSTERS ONLY

COME HERE YOU FUCK

GREENGANG

Yeah. It doesn't make much sense. Green makes it look like they're cured.

GIVE ME YOUS

Get the fuck out.

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*SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

taking over this thread

TEAM GREEN TEAM GREEN TEAM GREEN TEAM GREEN TEAM GREEN TEAM GREEN TEAM GREEN TEAM GREEN TEAM GREEN TEAM GREEN

Hello.

weak

Yas Forumsuhan virus

If I go green, I want you guys to put me down for everyone else's sake

It's fine, user.

coof

Based

L E A V E

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GIVE ME YOUR POWER

I am fine right?

NEVER!!!
THIS IS WAR!!!

This. Bunch of weak fucks.

GIVE ME YOUR STRONGEST DOSES

I trust you.

you won't go green, even if our space is invaded we are I M M U N E

nothing burger

Oh god what's going on ? !

Genuinely immune, useless coofers

coof~

Immunechads report in

coofers go home

COOF COOF cough cough
corona chan is getting off!

>food analogy

I WANT TO BE GREEN LADS

ok

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its just the fucking flu nothing to panic about

No matter what I'll never be corrupted

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GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD

...

No symptoms yet hehah

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user... I... I pray for you

I think you all will be very disappointed to know what the outcome of this thread will be

"No!"

I'm getting off to corona chan

COME ON BABY MAKE ME ORANGE

*cough*
s-sorry

there's no possibility that I have the virus

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I'm as clean as my browsing history

I’m clean bros

Damn this sucks. Guess I'll browse tomorrow

Lmao imagine actually getting sick

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Anyone got some bat soup?

Guys, I feel funny

You need a glass of water, m8?

SAVE ME PETE

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I feel great

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*hugs u*

It's too late.

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I'm clean

im not feeling too good bros

I AM IMMUNE! YOU INFECTED BASTARDS CAN'T TOUCH US TRUE IMMUNE CHADS

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i do not have the corona virus

You guys have your kitsune wife/mother to take care of you when you're sick right?

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Stay strong fellow anons, those of us with chadmunity systems will protect the weak.

Wait here, let me go get you some tissues.

Give me power!

Too late!

*coof*

*coof*

LEVEL 4 CHADS
LEND ME YOUR POWERS

I was told I was essential

It's pathetic that you're even trying. I'll never be green

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─
Use this

stay safe out there Yas Forumsros

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What are you talking about, user? I feel *cough* fine *cough*

Say what

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR QUARANTINE PLAGUEFAGS

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I replied to every coofer I've seen, you're all worthless

MODS PLEASE CONTAIN GREEN POSTERS TO /mlp/, WE NEED TO SOCIALLY DISTANCE OURSELVES

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YOU CAN'T STOP US

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Don't do that.

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Wish I had those moves...

Still safe. Thank god.

/immunechads/ rise up

*coof*

how yall doing my fellow infected?

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*COOF* you are already showing sings *COOF*

its a nothingburger

even if i get corona i'll still have video games

NEWS? GLOWNIGGERS? OH MY

you ain't getting me you fucker

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I
Am
Legend

How do I coof

*coof* *coof*
go green bitch

Am I green yet?

If botulism couldn't take me down, I'm certainly not afraid of a little coof

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I'm convinced I can't be infected. Where's the immunechad thread?

Is a good book but a terrible fucking movie.

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Im not Green enough

Cleanbros wwe

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How does this shit even work?
Do I have to (You) an infected or do they have to (You) me?

Sorry fren

bros im scared

coof coof

COOOOOOF

The flu doesn't scare this Chad.

who /immune/ here

If the poster above or below you is infected, there is a chance you will get infected.

Have some Power

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Reporting in. Not a single coof

>Kuroba users have built in immunity

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This is disgusting, no coofing in this thread

I TOLD YOU SICK FUCKERS YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME
I AM PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF BEING SICK

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Coof

My throat has never felt better. Keep deluding yourself sickie

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you guys are crazy
I went out and hugged some greens earlier to prove this is all a big nothing burger

The one with Vincent Price was fine.
The Heston one was the worst one, though.

coof

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Green looks good on you

It's a good thing I stocked up on gasoline before this shit went down.

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What about now

It's okay niggers I'm clean as fuck.

can someone explain april fool meem to me? i dont get it

aint

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I AM FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!!

>Retarded Greeniggers think they can infect me
Don't even @ me, I'm immune.

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Yes. What about now?

Anything would look good on me, I'm too good for green though

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GIVE ME THE COOF BROTHER

I'm still safe.

Hiroshimoot, the absolute madman, created a new variant of coronavirus and released it into China a few months ago all so we could have this event we're having today.

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Still clean. You can't infect me, scum. I'm *coof* immune.

based immunechad

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BASED

give me the green bros

try me

Thank goodness Im clean

I don't speak Webdings.

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IT SHOWS THAT WE IMMUNECHADS ARE SUPERIOR. DON'T LISTEN TO THE INFECTED IMPOSTORS

Still no biohazard
I'm not fully healthy yet

DO NOT RESPOND TO INFECTED POSTERS
DO NOT GIVE (YOU)S TO INFECTED POSTERS

based gasoline bagger

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the span with class="xa20e" means you are infected

Clean here. Infected are wasting time and should just die already.

BLACK PEOPLE DONT EXIST IM GONNA BLOW UP THE UNITED STATES

Hurk coff gaff

begone

While you are all inside during this pandemic you could play Yandere Simulator and maybe even drop some support through Patreon.

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I'm clean

We keep winning

Your time WILL come! There is no escape!

Clean here.

uh oh

who are you quoting?

(coof)

begone coofers

how does Yas Forums know if you're sick

Reporting in, check my temperature

clean THIS

Relax user, it's just allergies

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Am I good, bros?

Positively GLOWING

holy fuck help me, I'm fucking dying here

i think im clean

So it's based on replies you get?

Green is the color of mucus when you're sick, that's why green is associated with being sick.

server returns xa20: property on the response with the level off illness you are.

>who are you quoting?
You

OH NO NO NO NO

Hey guys

test

l8r fags, ill see you in the obituaries

Just stay away from sick posters guys we can flatten the curve

we're all sick user
now you are too

Fuckin’ tards only get infected, so just neck yourself right now if you’re green to spare the world’s remaining TP for the rest of us

*coof*

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nothingbagel

Hey bros what's going on in here?
*coof*

Stand back! I ain't getting no kung-flu!

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>implying

Feels good to be clean, don't associate with those dirty plague carriers.

IM COOFING

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

why contain it?

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It's too late for you nigger, into the pit you go.

COOF

So if last year we got sissies surrendering and begging for points, will we get fags begging to get pozzed this time?

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why not also

Ain't happening, you cesspit.

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clean here, only a little cough

Ahhhhhhhh
immmm gonnna

ahhhhh
IM GONNA SNEEZE!!!
ACHOOOOOOOOOOO

No, the more you post

I'M OP. I'LL REPLY TO ALL YOU SICK FCKERS TO SHOW MY UTTER SUPERIORITY AND IMMUNITY. I AM A GOD AMONGST SICK FAGS

Do you want a beer?

BURN THEM ALL

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*smacks lips*

PROOF THAT I AM IMMUNE. YOU BAStARDS CAN'T TOUCH ME

How do you know it won't feel good if you won't try it?