Official Qurantine Homestuck Thread

you anons aren't bad

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This is probably the least infected thread right now

we can change that

>Ano̕nymo͜us
eh

Oh fuck it's gotten me too

It'll get all of us in time user. No need to worry, just make sure to go to lots of crowded areas.

*wwalks into thread*

mage of void here

could be worse, imagine being a Page of Void

Why does Yas Forums have so many void players?
I notice it in every thread
Also pages are oddly common

hello fellow heir of "i dont know what the fuck my powers are"

Prince of Space here
I picked it up after some threads last year but I haven't read past Cascade.

501531320
void and page are the autism aspect and class

Void stuff is pretty basic, mostly invisibility intangibility, etc
general ideas regarding "Becoming void"

PLEASE
INFECT ME
I WWANNA DIE

Bard of Space/Void, I have no idea what that does.

Aspie here
can confirm

Andrew? Andrew Hussie? Is that you?

Andrew, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Andrew Hussie. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Andrew, being that you're about 35 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failure that is MS Paint Comics, Andrew Hussie, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Andrew, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.

Maybe in a couple of years, Andrew, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.

Now excuse me, I have to work on Undertale 2. My accountant estimates over sixty million dollars in sales.

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Isn't it obvious?
Think about it, all Void players are degenerates in SOME fashion.
Pages meanwhile are the lowest of the low, total chumps.
Combine the two and you get the people that browse Yas Forums.
On top of that Void is allllllll about anonymity and obfuscation, something highly valued on Yas Forums.

But you wanna know what else it's about? Narrative irrevitibility, being unimportant and not in the public eye.

So a Page of Void would start out as a promising person, someone who is expected to be in the limelight and really be a big fuckin deal, and then slowly but surely they become ostracized from society until they are left utterly alone, and worthless.

Depends on if you are space or void for specific powers

>coof on you

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That's what it said when I took that test, but space sounds cooler so let's go with space.

This is true, also forgot to mention that Void players jive with mystery, The Furthest Ring, and HorrorTerrors.

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That just means the test wasn't sure, regardless that would mean you have the ability to passively destroy the general concept of space, art, and frogs

Hm, alright so.
Bards are the passive version of Princes, they Invite Destruction on their Aspect. Basically they cause their aspect to be destroyed by someone else or fall apart just by existing.

Space is about literal space, but also creation, reproduction, and isolation.

I have noooooooo fucking clue how those can combine though.

That makes far more sense than it really should

prince of time
i can and i will fuck your session

Being able to warp and degrade the space around you could lead to some interesting things, like bullets flying in the wrong direction due to you warping the space around you just naturally, like a black hole

>Bard of Hope
hahahaha
fuck

>Cronus

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As a Seer of Void its kind of my job to know how to explain the aspect, glad I could be of assistance

Congratulations you are basically 「King Crimson」on steroids, combined with a Seer of Time you could have 「Epitaph」too.

Definitely some fucky shit, but at the same time, as there can only be one Space player per session (as far as we know), it would SUCK to have a BARD be the one to breed the frog. I would definitely need some other classpects keep an eye on them.

stop being lazy user

>>Definitely some fucky shit, but at the same time, as there can only be one Space player per session (as far as we know), it would SUCK to have a BARD be the one to breed the frog. I would definitely need some other classpects keep an eye on them.

Definitely gotta get a sexy twink Knight to come help out or you are just completely boned

>knight of light
what is that supposed to mean, other than being a funny rhyme

heir/rogue of rage/space
as a 2012 hamsteak, homestuck should be jettissoned into space and orbitally nuked

Knight of heart

You are really knowledgeable and Lucky and can use it to fight and protect others, among other things

able to rally your friends together to fight a common enemy

honestly I would just keep the Bard away from frog breeding, finish everyone else's quest, defeat the Black King, then when everything else is done, everyone goes back to the Bards planet and everyone pitches in to make sure he doesn't fuck up.

Hm, alright so.
Light deals with Fortune, Knowledge, and Victory, as well as literal Light, as in like photons and shit.

Knights fight using their aspect, protect their aspect, but also suffer from it. You also have on a mask, as in, you don't act like how you truly are most of the time unless you really trust someone.

Combined, you often have ill-fortune and aren't really seen as wise, but you still love to gain knowledge.

Heir of Space here.
I welcome death by coof for it brings me closer to aradia

God wouldn't we all
t. VoidHeir

Bruh no that's more Bloods deal.

Heart involves love, the soul, but also every Heart player has "splinters", basically alternate personalities but not that extreme. For example, Nepeta had a splinter with her roleplay, there was actual Nepeta and then there was "AC". Dirk...Dirk is a cluster fuck of splinters, the man is everywhere.

've already explained Knights with the Knight of Light post, but the interesting bit with the combination of the Knight and Heart is that the Knights mask and the Hearts splinters would probably combine and exacerbate each other. On the other hand, you're a GREAT wingman, and protect Love despite you being not to great at romance yourself.

Well, you're on easy mode basically.

Once you go god tier your powers basically are instinctual, and frog breeding comes naturally to you.

On the other hand, well, isolation comes naturally to you as well, the challenge for Heirs is not getting vored by their own aspect, don't get too caught up in Space shenanigans, visit your friends planets dammit, before its too late.

alright which one do you want me to cover user

Page of Light reporting.

both, im too old to have retained this shit

bruh moment.

You are one dumb unlucky chump user, but in time, if you work your ass off, you can change your tides of fortune and hit the motherfuckin books.

>both
user there are four combinations from what you posted, just pick your fav.

>Thief of Mind
what do i do?

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heir of rage ig. rogues steal their aspect dont they?

Steal sanity and logic for yourself, like a lovecraftian being

Homestuck sucks and you're all retards for liking it
Mage of Hope here

Who said we liked it?

It's been ten years since I first read Homestuck.

Rouges steal their aspect from an enemy and gives it to an ally.

Heirs inHEIRIT their aspect, eh eh get it.
Anyways Heirs are on easy mode, their aspect comes naturally to them and when they god tier they instinctually know how to use their powers. See: THE WINDY THING.

But they also have to be careful to not BECOME their aspect, for example Breath represents freedom right? John got so free that he ended up freeing himself entirely from canon, able to traverse the comic as he pleased, but then also forgot to hold on to the bonds (Blood, the opposite of Breath) of friendship he had with his pals, and ended up isolating himself.

So, Rage. Rage rage rage, all the rage these days. Rage is the opposite of Hope right? And Hope is all about Faith, Hope players KNOW something in their heart of hearts and just KNOW that its right, who needs proof right lmao? So Eridan REALLY believed in science, and the caste system, and when that all broke down on the meteor he broke down too, and went all school shooter.

Rage is the opposite, Rage is seeing the Truth, Rage players desire nothing BUT the Truth, they don't CARE about how hard the Truth is, they want that fuckin redpill. Gamzee saw the Truth, he saw the Truth that he was a fucking joke character in a webcomic, and flipped his shit.

Rage players tear down societies fabricated on lies, and you as an Heir, well, when you godtier, you're gonna be reaaaal fuckin angry. But you gotta remember that the Truth isn't everything, you gotta have a little Hope or you're just gonna be fuckin miserable.

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