What is this april fools event

pozzed thread. RUN

fuck you bitches I'm immune

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this is pretty gay hiroshimoot

Free you's

*coof*

infect me already

*COOOOOOOOOOOF*

TO ME MY CHILDREN

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She cute

Fuck you

New Cases in the Past Hour: 1680 — Board Infection Level: Minimal

ITS LITERALLY NOTHING

I YEARN FOR THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH

Through bloody teeth you choke and gurgle
Give thy praise to Father Nurgle!

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coof

Papa Nurgle I love you

can't we just quickly kill infected like these and burn their bodies to fight this virus?

GLORY TO PAPA NURGLE

SPREAD IT

Don't worry about it bro

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tfw you can't infect me because I'm immune

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That’s what they all say

WELCOME TO AMERICA

Am I immune?

Find oit

not for long

cool, it's just a cold

You ever played call of duty? Infected? its basically that

literally just a mild cough, i feel fine

Thank you Corona-chan

I wish i was't immune so I could spread the green throughout the land

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I just woke up, what the fuck is happening?

I don't understand

>mfw it's been a whole year
so lads get anything done this past year?

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not at all

make me green too~

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Yes, actually.

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*coof coof*

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*coughs*

th cry go in by f ng fr r he d gun job

get away from me infected sub humans

COOF

I'd risk the rona to sniff and lick her soles.

>Yas Forums already at high infection rate
Fuck you niggers. I'm going back to /g/ until this blows over

Cough on me, I want to spread this further.

OHH FUCKIN POZZ ME

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what's this?

WAIT IF SOMEONE REPLIES TO ME IS THAT HOW I GET INFECTED

If you post in proximity to a green post or reply to a green you get infected. Infection appears to be based off IP so even if you clear your cache and cookies then return. you will still appear sick.

How do I get pozzed, bros?

It works by touching your face

it goes both ways, bub

FUCK

>or reply to a green you get infected
but I'm not?

What's going on here?

Don't worry guys, I think I'm immune

No. But at least this year I'm getting some shit done.

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You faggots will never be immune like me!!

April Fools is always gay on Yas Forums. Maybe in a few days the threads will go back to the normal 8/10 shitty threads instead of 10/10 shitty threads

oh no no no no no

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seems they'll run out of oxygen before corona chan gets to them

hope corona doesn't ruin it.

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Just stay away from sickposters.

Coof coof

ACHOO
oh sorry

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how do you increase your infection level?

at this rate just keep posting