I NEED IMMUNECHAD COCK

bros?

Sorry user, I need to conserve my immunegains.

On your knees.

I think I'm immune but I'm not sure, could you check?

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Too bad, you're getting mine instead.

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Immunechad here

BASED SPIDERCHAD

Dont touch me faggot im sterile

*coofs*

faggot

W-What are you gonna do?

>getting infected

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SPREADING THE SPIDERVIRUS LIKE A BOSS

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how does one get infected

Here's my dic bro

INFECT ME

Just dance yourself healthy idiots

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Time to quarantine then.

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AM I OK?

Giving (you)'s to the infected like a lemming
Immune chads can receive as much infected (you)'s as they want

Yall cant infect shit. This virus aint SHIT

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ONLY IMMUNECHADS CAN TRIFORCE

how about you die instead

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were doomed!

Fuck I'm going to bed

coof

>haha, look at user's gross infected cock! you can hardly tell if it's leaking semen or pus!

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Oh no not this shit again

*coof*

At least I don't have the green.

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>Tfw cock too small and no one would ever let me fuck them got old became a wizard and now im gonna d-die o
*haaaack*
*COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF*

gay

I'm not infected, but you better have a penis

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a-user are you ok

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Let me have a little suck on it!

How long until we get ORC'D threads and bug chaser threads because of this fucking shit?

*unzips*

YALL AINT DOING ANYTHING! KISS ME ALREADY

Ask and ye shall recieve

I wish a thick meaty mommy infected would make me lick her armpits and suck her tits til my immunechadcock becomes infected.

Yeah bro, it ain't ...*coof*... shit.

Nothing to worry about.

how do you know if you're immune

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right here bitch

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Is it true that immune poster's cum contains antibodys? I would do anything to get cured.

What should we name the mysterious disease known as Yas Forums?

You don't deserve this honour

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Gay

I am a retard can someone explain whats going on

Im a sissy little plague slut please punish me with your giant cocks

Immune chad passing through

Just a big...*coof*...nothingburger.

Everything is fine here.

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Gay shit, same as any other night.

Don't reply to infected anons. Replying to them infects you and makes their infection worse.

here user I have the cure
pull down your pants and let me stick this needle in you

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*coof*

coof

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F N N IM SMOKIN ORGANIC

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Yearly April Fools gimmick on Yas Forums.
This year it's Corona-chan edition.
Enter a thread with anons posting like and get a higher chance of being infected.
The infection chances depends on the proximity of the infected post and your post. The closer you are to an infected post the higher chance you'll get infected.

Don't touch me

>tfw immune chad
>tfw sissy plaugesluts keeping begging me to vaccine their wombs

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no way fag

>Spiderman is the patient zero

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user how do you have so much wisdom

I'm a bit suspicious, because if you had the cure you wouldn't be infected yourself...

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uuuh

i'm still immune you loser

you wish
*coof*

In addition, if you view the board index it gives you an hourly report on infected, so if you want to get pozzed you can use the index to bug chase.

I'm clean I swear

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Beat me, abuse me, I dont care. All I want is to please superior immunes

cute corona sluts

I only have a bit of the flu user don't worry you can trust me

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nuclear faggotry

all this green looks nice when you use the tomorrow style

yeah, get on your knees and suck this immune cock, slut

Oh god please vaccinate my sissy womb master

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@501521460
^

is almost entirely glowing.

Why haven't I seen a single namefag or tripfag? Has the name field been disabled?

GRRENS
MOORE GREENS

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Yes

p-please be my boyfriend

>tfw ERPing might be the cure

SLOW DOWN NIGGA.
YOU'RE ACTING WAY TOO FAST

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Seems legit. Let me pull them pants aaaaaaaaall the way down to the ankles then. Heh heh! I was always a bit nervous when it came to getting shots.

i need your immune genes in my womb

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I'M TRYING BUT IT'S NOT DOING JACKSHIT SOMEONE MAKE A VACCINE ALREADY

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No way fag

Feels good to be clean

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I'm gonna have to inject you with my genes every hour to make sure you develop an immunity yourself, so youd better be on your knees ready to take your meds

cumming

I've been posting cunny all fucking night and nothing bad has happened to me yet.

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God, I bet all immune chads are all super strong and could easily pin weak infected body against a wall and have their way with me

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Virusfags give me your (you)s

I need to be green like you

Please pull on my hear and slap me when you’re displeased with my service

prepare yourself user, the cure must be injected carefully into the tip
try not to move or you might get hurt

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infect me spiderman!

wtf is going on

I feel like slapping you now because you're not on your knees blowing me yet, slut

this is how you have fun with a pandemic

Yas Forums always turns gay on april fools day

our gods will protect us

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This "april fools" reeks of reddit

But I want to be infected

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I love killing coomers

coof

Me running from infected

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am I immune? I just wanna fap

only once an hour? but i feel sooo dirty, surely someone strong like you can go forever

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O-Ok, I’ll get on my knees, M-Master

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I don't see anything wrong with me user.

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then you're in luck

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I want to be tied up and left out for all horny immune chads to punish me for being suck a dirty plague whore
I want you to all use me as your public cumdump urinal aaaaaaaaahhhhhh

I cast coof immunity shell using 50 mana.

Wait, into the tip?! Well, you're a pro, I guess. I'm sure you know what you're doing. It's kinda scary, but I'l try not to stay still.

oh yes

i think i love her

this is fun

Eww you're already a leper
Back to the concentration quarantines with you

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someone's son made these posts

I've been posting this entire time and haven't got shit

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oh the humanity

no

we could be having a PB vs Choc day but thanks to lock down we are just stuck with you

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I'm still immune right? I only played with the infected anons a little in a moment of weakness

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