ATTENTION, I'VE DISCOVERED SOMETHING OF THE NEW VIRUS

Kick update, I've find that the virus "user-20" or "XA-20X"

It has 4 confirmed states, the higher, the more viral becomes.

I think that in the next few hours, more than 50% of Yas Forums will be infected, and 15%-20% of all anons in Yas Forums(nel) too

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oh jeez, what happens when we're all infected?!

Nobody responds to my posts anyway so I should be safe

>reply container
STOP GIVING YOUS
STOP GETTING YOUS
STAY SAFE

Moot come back with cloudfare closing this site

nice try neet n****r

If only

bitch

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Give me the virus
I want to become stronger

Stayin' in here to be first in line for the vaccine.

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*cough*
here you go~

AHAHAHAHAHAH

I just want to hold my wife's hand again

I HAVE ESSENTIAL INFORMATION ABOUT THE CURE.
IT CANT SPREAD IF YOU AVENT DOWNLOADED ANY IMAGES OR REPLIED TO INFECTED POSTERS

AVOID THREADS WITH A LARGE QUANTITY OF GREENPOSTERS

Any spreaders?

WHEN WILL THE VACCINE BE FINISHED

ya'll worried about nothin.

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*coof*

Is immunity real?
I've been getting mass replied by tons of infected, but I'm still fine.
HOW DOES THIS TRANSMIT??

Give me your (yous) and I shall bear the burden for you.

Neet here, can confirm this is fake news

Guys... I think I may have the coofs

DO I HAVE TO WASH MY KEYBOARD????

Bro you don't look very good

Everyone flee to the low traffic boards. I call dibs on /po/

don't mind me, I'm just here for a test

I'm immune, so there's that.

INFECT ME
I WANT TO SPREAD CORONA-CHAN'S LOVE FAR AND WIDE

*COOF*

kys urself

P󠛡OZ M󠛡Y N󠛡EGH󠛡OLE

Based

no

April 1, 2020

Jannie Trannie came ugly face so killed him. Tasty.

4 / / Itchy. Tasty.

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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?

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It seems that you can be infected if you reply directly to any user infected from level 1 to 4 ...
BUT FOR NOTHING IN THE WORLD, YOU POST IN A THREAD THAT HAS A CONTAGIATED LEVEL 5, EVEN IF YOU DO NOT ANSWER IT, IT IS VERY LIKELY THAT YOU WILL GET user'D

I REPEAT, IT'S A NOTHINGBURGER WHILE YOU DON'T SEE AN user WITH "XAe"
>I REPEAT, IT'S A NOTHINGBURGER WHILE YOU DON'T SEE AN user WITH "XAe"
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I REPEAT, IT'S A NOTHINGBURGER WHILE YOU DON'T SEE AN user WITH "XAe"
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I REPEAT, IT'S A NOTHINGBURGER WHILE YOU DON'T SEE AN user WITH "XAe"
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>I REPEAT, IT'S A NOTHINGBURGER WHILE YOU DON'T SEE AN user WITH "XAe"

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You look really green

You're all cowards. You can't hurt me.

Not being infected essentially means that you're a casul who doesn't interact with other 4channel.org users

Let the darkness grow!

We can just ban all anons with the virus

complete global saturation

test

:)

Guys I

user you're already infected...

*cough* *cough*

*Fix typo, it's *xa20e", no "XAe"

HURRY UP I CAN'T BREATH

*coof* *wheeze*

What're you talking about? I feel fi-*WHEEZE*

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ive found the cure. all you have to do is type "im immune" in 3 different threads in the same board once

How do you grow stronger as an infected though? Do you reply more to people or does it happen over time?

i'm immune.
try it fuckers ahahahaha

THERE IS NO CURE OTHER THAN PIC RELATED

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Nice knowing you all.

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CRASHING THIS BOARD
WITH-*COUGH*-NO SURVIVORS

im immune

Its not contagious, its based on how much of a faggot you are

Stop

Abandon thread

Woah... hes so green bros.

no u

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Based and curepilled

What do contagion level 5 posts look like?

>>(((501515852)))
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, CLOSING THE LABS RIGHT FUCKING NOW, MOVING ALL THE PERSONAL TO Yas Forums RIGHT NOW

This is the cure, retards. youtube.com/watch?v=8CB1fFeb1n8

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POZ POZ POZ

*coofcoof*

>:3

You cannot stop us.

How do we purge the infected horde from our glorious board?

Bulborb will accept the pain
even if only for a moment

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how the FUCK do you get so green

WHAT ARE YOU DOING user? Yas Forums IS HOT ZONE CENTRAL

still nothin. That's what you get for using Chrome

me too thanks

Uhh hello? BASED DEPARTMENT?

reply to me please

I feel fine...

Spamming

Oh fuck

Some people are saying it's just from lots of posting, some saying time.

PLEASE
STAY AT HOME

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Wash your hands

this is my home bro

What are the numbers for each of these stages?

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never

Guys...

COOF

COOF

I can't smell anything...

OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

If 5 Yas Forums will get nuked to prevent spread

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OH FUCK

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YES PLEASE WHY THE OTHER BOARDS ARE STILL PURE

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touch me baby

yet to see one of the based boys getting infected

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what happens if we get it in the meantime? i dont wanna die yet

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that changes now frogboy

If you just washed your hands you dumb fucks wouldn't get infected!

soon

Excellent

You cannot contain it.

heal me doc

Kiss me!

never felt better

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achooooooooooooooo

Goodnight, Yas Forums.

Hell yeah spread gang

nite, get better homie

poz me daddy

Guy's there's a click event attached to an empty span next to the anonymous name on posts!

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fucking hell user go away

blease you must save us.....

Yup.

None can oppose the will of the Plague God

I have the cure here for free
Just give me a (You), and I can share my syringe with you

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BASED AND COOMERPILLED

you have no power here

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And don't wake up

What a farce.

I aspire to be this much of an infected

WHAT THE FUCK

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sleep thight, user

Imagine being infected, lmao. Fucking idiots.

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I'M GONNA TEST SOME SHIT

Are you okay?

MOVE TO HIGHER GROUND
OFF TO /PO/

Give me the green lads

cough on me user

Virus chads never lose

based coomer/coofer combo

You have the green.

fuckin based

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>Low
Should I be worried?