Only uninfected posters may post in here. greenies get out!

Can't infect a puppet! Non-humans are safe.

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I miss my candy friends.

Is this the ebin april 1st gimmick this year?

Oh herro I feering justa fine, whole virus is nothingburger

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I can't believe I'm fucking immune

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HOLD FIRE

O.O

Reporting

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>501508132
What the fuck

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im going to fuck this dog

RRROH NOOOO

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fucking scrubs

Thanks for the pastry, Biohazard-kun

Are you fucking okay user?

I haven't posted yet. I honestly completely forgot last year's joke.

how do i know if i'm infected
is it too late

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@501508132
how

jesus what the fuck

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WHAT THE FUCK

...

Oh shit

>501508132

Jesus how far can this go?

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What's up

DAMNIT HOW IS IT SPREADING???

NIGGER

jesus fucking christ
are you patient zero
i need a sample of your blood
in fact fuck it i need all of it

You're fine. We're all fine.

Holy fuck

What in the goddamn...

Guys im scared

thanks for sharing

IM IN

There's a lot happening here and I don't like any of it.

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hes dead jim

such power

nothin' personnel

I dont want to get sick

based

Don't worry, it's nothing to worry about.

ur mum gay if green

is this the mother fucking patient zero?

Oh hello comrades

How do you do, fellow immunebros?

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hi ^_^

I'm ready boss

It's just a cold anons, I'm not even green yet

IM CLEAN

OH GOD SHE DEAD

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

󠛡

My name Jeff

SPREAD THE CONTAGION

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INFECTED FUCKS GET THE HELL OUT

WHAT THE FUCK

ITS SPREADING THROUGH REPLIES
AGGGHHHHHHHHHH

*coof*
youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA
THREAD THEME

*COOUGH* *COOUGH* *COOF*

>501508132
youtu.be/8dENYJbN1z4

nice-o try modafaka, i not scared you, my ancestors watch down on me from heaven

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Mmm
This is a worrying time. Remember the words of wisdom from time immortal:
PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP

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I'm conflicted between trying to stay uninfected to the end and getting as fucked up as that one poster up there, then proceeding to blankpost in as many threads as I can

>501508132
are thoses antidotes?

mfw not anthony burch

what

>501508132
OH GOD, CONTAINMENT HAS BEEN BREACHED. THREAD HAS BEEN COMPROMISED

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hello friend

Team Peep forever!

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your coofs didn't do jack shit, negro

hi

IT'S GROWING STRONGER

Nice try Corona-chan

Doom Eternal is pretty gay

God will protect me. The faithful will be saved. God will protect me. The faithful will be saved.

I LOVE CORONA-CHAN
I WANT HER LOVE INSIDE ME

im blue if i was green i would die

we'll find out soon :^)

IT WAS NEVER CONTAINED TO BEGIN WITH

A-am I infected?

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The only thing to fear is yourself

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ITS SPREADING

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yes, its too late for you

How does it spread

bruh

Hey how's it going?

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coof

uhh

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Reporting for duty!

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based

I love this

Replying doesn't get you infected retard

Am I dead yet?

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still not infected faggot better luck next time

I brought a peace offering. By peace I mean a quick death.

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Doesn't look like it to me, although our top Yas Forums scientists working around the clock have yet to figure out if it has an incubation period or not

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scared but also scared

9 and everyone in this thread will be cured

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Spread like a shotgun my infected bros

Maybe

YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME
CHINESE BLOOD IS STRONG BLOOD, IMMUNE TO ALL VIRUSES
THIS IS OUR CENTURY WH*TEOIDS

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Nah I have a special shield, bro. You can't get me

what happens when april fools is over?

Gimme one of your cakes :3

IT'S HAPPENING

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YOU CANNOT INFECT ME

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Let's roll for 9 again

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I'm feeling pretty good today.

I think we are gonna make it, bros.

STAY THE FUCK AWAY! STAY THE FUCK AWAY AAAAAAAAAAA

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You lose, Tohounigger. Everyone knows Reimu is the bringer of 9s.

OH GOD IM GONNA

IM GONNA COOF

The only disease I got is disco fever

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*cough cough*
Oh shit, sorry.

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i change my mind, I reject my immunity, give me it

damn you must be the king of fun

YOU'RE DEAD WEIGHT

wryyyyyyyyyyy

im crashing this thread

COOF

pretty ballsy of you to say that
Now check this 4.

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My fellow groovy user. Nothing like the power of funk.

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I ain't eating those cookies.

based

>Every other board operates business as usual aside from a few dedicated shitposting threads on April Fools
>Yas Forums burns to the fucking ground for almost 2 days straight every year
Why

Dont shoot! I'm not black.

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I want to sniff some pantsu.

that's a good wisdom thank you