I GET IT
YOU CAN BURN THE INFECTED BY GIVING THEM TONS OF (YOUS)
THEY GET QUARANTINED, BANNED
I GET IT
Spread the word
We need to combat the infection
op's infected
Really?
but you're infected... who do we trust ?
no dont do that
AAAAAAAAAA
GIVE HIM ALL THE YOUS
DESTROY HIM
AHHHHH
Holy Fuck.
Reply to this post or your mother will coof in her sleep tonight.
DIE BEAST
AW BALLS
HOLY FUCK
Holy fuck are you patient zero?
sup
Begone infected scum
HOLY SHIT
STAY AWAY
PATIENT ZERO SPOTTED
nigger
IT'S TOO LATE HE GOT ME *COOOF*
im nuclear
have a (You)
DIE INFECTOID
Oh no no
memes
FUCK
die
Shrek lookin motherfucker.
SAGE THE THREAD
Hi
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, GET OUT OF HERE
DIE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH FUCK
Is he gonna be okay?
Bye Bye Wagie.
I guess I'll try it.
Hello fellow infected bro
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I"M GIVING IT ALL I GOT
Give me the virus!
based
WHAT THE FUCK THISSESsse
hoLeyE shit I dont' E feel S good ??
Mother of God....
AWAY AWAY PLAGUE RIDDEN RAT
BURN THEM
PURGE THE UNCLEAN
CINDERS AND ASH
NAUGHT SHALL REMAIN
FALL, CRUMBLE, AND BEGONE!
B-Bros, im fucking dying
I'm sorry user but for the good of humanity I have to
I DONT WANNA BE SICK NOOOOOO
user how are you even alive
>501508401
STAY BACK YOU FOUL DEMON
woah cool
Die
DIE BITCH
DIE DIE DIE DIE
Wait a moment..
DIE MONSTER
YOU DONT BELONG IN THIS WORLD
I hope you get banned,
Burn
FUCK FUYCK FUCK
now this is some next level shit
i know how to greentext but how to greenbox?
Lol
damn i want radioactive powers too
Try it queers
MY NAMES ELMER
Fucking A, purge that shit with napalm!
RUN
LETS GO NIGGERS
Jesus Christ
Begone vile monster!
yes
Is this how it works?
AAAAAAAAAAA
hOw di I get stronger
give me sweet release
I was going to say I hope there's more to this than just the first stages of greeness and zalgo
i'm not worried because I have my PPE
WHAT THE FUCK
disgusting
ITS SPREADING AAAAA
Die
OH SHIT I TOUCHED HIM WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
Fuck you!
why not tho
this is the end lads
DIE VIRUS CHAN
EMBRACE IT
*COUGH*
This man needs to be permanently banned for the safety of the other posters
(You)
...
SAFE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING
HOW DOES IT WORK?
We shall nip it in the bud!
VACCINE IS ON THE WAY
But what if I am already infected? Does giving them my you quarantine them?
Quarantine
YOUR POWER *coof* *coof* GIVE IT TO ME!
DIE
YUM YUM YUM
Stop replying to him you mother fuckers thats how you spread it , it's all a trap you fucking fucks
holy moley
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How the hell does the virus even spread? I have yet to see shit.
HELP ME
(You)s SPREADS THE VIRUS
STOP GIVING YOUS
Here?
Die monster
OH FUCK
BEGONE
Away from me
Get infected
You can't get infected if your reply is more than 6 posts away, stop freaking out guys
:)
DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
STAY AWAY
This town is finished
DIE DIE DIE
make me stronger cough on me like you mean it
KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
DIE
why, user?
your done kid!!
Why are you guys freaking out? Did I miss something?
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
PLEASE QUARANTINE THIS Yas ForumsTARD
I think it spreads by having infected giving you (You)s, not the other way around.
were all gonna die
now that's a green post
LOCK HIM UP
(YOU)
>(YOU)
(YOU)
>(YOU)
(YOU)
>(YOU)
FUCK OFF YOU TOOL!
no
K
what's happening
DIE DIE DIE
GIEFF GORONA
No, it stops the virus.
DIE MONSTER
YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD
>No, please, Yas Forums I
>uhn
>I'm clean I swear
omg am I infected?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Die monster! You don't belong in this world!
k
Its entirely random.
POZZED THREAD
KILL IT
ok
How do I get a deeper shade of green? So tired of being a greenlet
Get reck nig
that doesn't help
Give him the (you)'s he craves
>tfw can't greenbox
user self isolate
Someone take me already.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Have sex
STOP
Fuck, we need a hospital thread.
I NEEEEEEED MORE OF YOUR LOVE
too late for you and me
*coof*
BURN IN HOLY FIRE HERETIC!
BURN IT OUT
PREPARE THE HOLOCOASTER
DELETE
So it's like an MMO or some shit? Gay
burn in hell
NONONONONONONONONNO
BEGONE
its fine the mask is working
Ah JESUS!
NO NOT LIKE THIS
a-are you okay?
give me (you)s
whos laughing now
YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Infect me you dumbass, I am immune to this bullshit
get people to reply to (you)
GIVE UP
EMBRACE ROT
someone please cough on me thanks
STAY THE FUCK AWAY BEAST
In Our Name, We hereby banish (you) to the Janny Dimension.
WE CAN'T STOP HIM
Lol
too late
NURGLE HAS BLESSED HIM
IMPOSSIBLE
YOU FOOLS YOU'RE MAKING HIM STRONGER
Glass him
Banhammer
Pls
REPLYING TO THE INFECTED GIVES YOU THE VIRUS
YAMEROOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAA ITS NOT WORKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Based
Holy fuck
HULK SMASH
get fucked
Thank you for releasing me.
Your (You)'s don't affect me, coofer! I have God on my side!
Are you italian?
Guys knock it if this is all one big nothingburger. Nobody even gets banned it's fake I'm not even that dangerous of a virus
LMAO
I'M SORRY FRIENDS BUT YOU MUST DIE
coof
PASS USERS ARE IMMUNE, IM TRYING MY BEST TO GET INFECTED AND I CANT SEEM TO CATCH IT, KURWA
>op is infected
>tries to get people to reply to him
I KNOW YOUR GAME, FOUL DEMON. BEGONE
someone get this man some toilet paper stat
coof me hard daddy
get him the FUCK outta here!
This thread is a write off. Burn everyone.
dude what the fuck
DIE FOUL BEAST
heh
oh shit
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yes, yes!
Rot with us, ROT!
Dayum nugga. Any greener and you'll be shrek incarnate.
Here's your (You)s let's see what happens
*coof*
Nah I just went up a tier with that post and I'm pretty sure I got no you's in meantime
Sorry brother, you gotta go, its for your own good.
*coof*
check this 5
Sounds like some tricksy chinaman lies to me.
someone explain what this green shit is
ALL WILL FALL TO THE VIRUS
IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME
ASSIMILATE NIGGERS
For every one of us who falls, ten more will take his place!
How does one achieve this power?
Embrace the HARMONY
Nice try
Go to hell demon
i'll take all you mother fuckers down
How does this even work
Just reply harder user! We can do it!
Rip in pieces
Rip in piece infected user.
I WILL ASCEND TO GREENDOM
oh my god
Begone wagie Begone. Long LIVE THE NEET.
I want to be more green...
Doe
Leave no survivors
based mega spreader
Go go go go
STANDING HERE I REALIZE YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
user NOOOOOOOO
QUARANTINE THIS MAN
the day of reckoning has begun
I am willing to assimilate.
:)
What about people who aren't brazen enough to get mass (you)s, do we just suffer?
How do I stay clear of the virus? This is important
you get infected if you reply to them btw lol
UNCLEAN
UNCLEAN
God’s hood awaits the delirious folk.
but I don't wanna get sick
Give it to me baby
sell SELL SELL
based
Put me in the screenshot.
You can't have harmony with only green.
YOU
oh shid oh fug
I want that kind of power
BURN THIS MAN!
OH FUCK ITS HAPPENING
DONT QUARANTINE
KILL THIS MAN
:)
MMO style would be 100% better. This is coming from someone who experienced that plague shit during the WoW Lich King release.
xD
TAKE ME WITH YOU
Coof
what in the goddamn
Jokes on you, I'm immune.
Wait. I don't think that's how social distancing works.
RULES OF NATURE
wow you're green
Nice try, but I'm immune
dont reply to me
blessed
are u ok?
DIE COOFER
no you don't retard they infect you if they reply to you. Welcome to the aids club.
BEGONE THOT
nani
HOLY SHIT HE'S A ROTTING CORPSE GET IN THE VAN WE NEED TO DRIVE AWAY
FUCK YOU YOU INFECTED NIGGERS
If you infect me you got the small weiner
Ho boy....
YESSSS
c̷̭̜͠u̷̹̽̊r̴͎̃͐e̵̛͐͜ ̸̣̊̀m̷̥̻͐́e̴̓͠,̴̹̿͠ ̸̦͉̃̂s̴̼͆ḁ̶̎̌v̴̡̹́ę̶̚ ̴͉͑͝m̷̧̤̈́̑e̴̺͇̓̆,̸̤͈̂
̶̛̦̂q̶͉͍͗u̸̐͜͝ą̴͙̀͘r̸̗̈͗ã̸̧n̶̰̪̏ť̵͚̩i̴̹͌̕n̸̛̜̫͠ḙ̵͉̉ ̶͖͊m̴̯̋͌e̵͕̊
Holy jesus. our god has arrived
I'M IMMUNE LADS
I don't feel so good
if i reply will it hurt
bros i'm scared
gay
BEGONE YE PLAGUE FEEDING BILGE RAT
I remember hearing about that, sounded interesting with how some players actually went into quarantine.
Get quarantined, fag!
Anyone want to play some video games?
coof coof
niggers
Habbening
Gotcha famalam
I've been you'd by an infected
Nothing
Oh well going to sleep
Noone actually replied to me though and look where Im heading.
Are we becoming vegetables
I am immune.
MY POWER MUST GROW!
FOR I AM DAN KUROTO!
Am I dead yet?
this dude is patient 0
Why contain it? Let it spill over into the schools and churches
NURGLE'S CHAMPION!
RELEASE ME FROM MY MORTAL COIL
HE'S ACHIEVING POWERS THAT SHOULDN'T BE HUMANLY POSSIBLE
Bros...
I'M FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE
you cant run forever!
...
Is this actually doing anything?
FOOLS. You'll NEVER amass enough (you)s in time to prevent the infection. By the time you see this post, I will be in 12 other threads. Farewell, and best of luck! Ah ha ha ha ha ha !
suck my infected dick slut
I don't think that's how it works, chief.
YES FELLOW INFECTED user
SPREAD IT
>covid-19 virus is about not interacting with the infected
>giving fucking patient 0 all the (you)s
MOOOOOOODS QUARANTINE HIM
be embraced by the warm welcome of napalm you infected shit
REPLYING TO HIM MAKES YOU INFECTED
STOP IT PLEASE STOP
PLEEEEEASE
i'm fine
GIVE ME MORE POWER
oh shit
I don't get it
...
Oh no
YEEEEES COUGH ON ME MASTER
GET AWAY FROM ME
BEGONE GREEN GUY
a-user...
*coof*
*coof*
Can I get infected or is it random?
AAAAAAA YOU NIGGERR
test
Wash your hands
Wew
*lick*
what if this was a ruse? and replying to the infected makes it stronger?
thread's moving so fast no one will know i'm gay
FOR THE EMPEROR
please infect me corona-kun uwu
I CAN NEVER BE INFECTED
Embrace me
rip in poop, virusfag
BE GONE
Not even an hour ago people were bitching how lame this year's april's fools was. Didn't take long for it to turn into an epidemic.
Fuck that shit
eww
*Atcho*
DO IT
Oh fuck nibba
how is infect made
test
WHAT THE FUCK
Random
YOUR POST GETS GREENER WITH THE MORE (YOU)'S THAT YOU RECEIVE
EVERYONE REPLY TO THIS POST
I WILL REPLY BACK
Too late for you now
baseeeeed
*cough*
Infect me! i want in!
TAKE THAT!
you're a green guy
>Anony̷mo̵us
._.
KILL HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM
This is the end
I don't get it
bless you
You need to go to a hospital, user
Onions event
WE DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHERFUCKER BURN
*coof*
STOP EM
pretty
QUARANTINE CAN'T HANDLE THEM!
give me that green juice
Reply to this post or your mother will die of natural causes, not corona.
...
COOF COOF COOF
INFECT ME WITH THE COOF BROTHER FOR THE LOVE OF NURGLE!
im still kicking
What the fuck is going on
thanks famalamadingdong
LIGHT EM UP BOYS!
It was extremely fun since it escalated on a day by day basis. First day it was in boxes in ports. You get a small demerit and turn into a zombie after an incubation period where you can attack anyone to infect them or sudoku to infect more folks.
As the days went on more of these infect cargo were in major cities and it became a glorious clusterfucker where zombie players invaded everything.
Unfortunately my friends didnt hesitate and killed me on the spot without blinking an eye despite it being the first day of the event.
my god
Here's your (you)
J U S T
reminds me of the adsense scam
WHY WON'T YOU DIE
SIX FEET YOU FAGGOTS
Please say I’m still clean
Take my power bros!
What little power I have at least!
Fuck me that's green.
DIE
guys i don't feel so good
QUICK! GIVE ME THE COOF!
Okay
nobody can truly infect me
cool
Teach me to be so green, senpau
kill
Die negro
that'd be pretty devious if w-they tricked the uninfected people like that
for you
give me the green
Sick person coughs on healthy person
Healthy person coughs on sick person
Tell me which one gets infected
oh god oh fuck what the fuck
sorry user, it's for your own good.
HOLY SHIT WTF
BEGONE
Is ot really(You)s? Most of us are safe then.
...
YOU CANT TAKE ALL OF US
i want that nice logo
Disappear you fiend
begone scrapcode
Probably false but I'll give it a shot
>tfw this was 4d chess set up by OP and a friend.
...
IF YOU GET TOO INFECTED YOU CAN'T POST ANY MORE
PLEASE LISTEN TO ME
eat nigger dick
It has grown too strong....
Goodbye my friends.
STAY BACK HEATHENS
WHATS THAT IN METRIC 8 KELVIN??
>tfw one of the posters with natural immunity
Don't worry anons. I will protect you. I will take the full front of the virus for you. I will die for your sake. Give me all your (You)s and in return I shall bestow health upon you.
please no
coof
someone wants a hug
Quarantine them now!
Hurry before it's too late!
BUUUUUURRRNNN
yeah okay user
*spits*
giving (you)'s
FEEL THE BURN
I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
If i am going down, ill take you all down with me!
based replyback user
Green man bad
NOICE AND GREEN
Wash your hands.
Holy shit
you don't look so good, buddy
>give me (you)s
No
These guys can get (You)s though
Them too
Holy shit all this green
I feel fine
Has it got me yet?
*cough*
Die fag
I'm scared. Green posts are infected. We reply to quarantine them.
Can we catch it from the posts if we reply? IM SCARED
I DESIRE TO BE GREENER
THE MORE YOU'S YOU GIVE THE MORE INFECTED THEY GET STOP IT
WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK
IS IT ON ME
IT'S NOT WORKING THE VIRUS HAS MUTATED
>No cute and funny
green back
big coof
plants can't get infected ha
(you)
Not gonna risk infecting me by giving a (You) to sickfags
fuck you
liek fifty foots
bye
If i were green i would die
look again fucker
Please fucking die.
IT SPREADS BY GIVING (YOU)S TO THE INFECTED
YOU'VE BEEN TRICKED
MORE
tfw not infected yet
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Holy Shit
KILL ME
GIVE ME (YOU)S
WE HAVE TO STOP THIS MADNESS
GET THE BLOWTORCH
it is now
bless you
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE:
w-what's going on?
Jesus christ
>infected is still alive even after all those (You)s
it's over bros...
coof
Give one of them a (you) and find out
He's not getting quarantined! IT'S NOT WORKING!
SOMEBODY KILL THIS INFECTED FUCKER ALREADY
Here not give me one
haha
im immune
IT'S ALREADY IN THIS THREAD!
reply to this post or you will have a bad day tomorrow
>tfw colorlet
;_;
I’m going to pipi.
PISSSSSSCHWOOOOOSHSSHHHWOAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRUUUUOOAAAASHHHHHHHWOOOSHAAASHWAAAAASHAAAAASSSSEEEEEEIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSPIIIIIIIISSSSPIPIPIPPUSHWOAAASHSSOWAHSSSHOOOOSHIIIIIPSSSSSSSSSSSIIIISHSSOWWWSHOWAAAAAASHSCHWOOOSHUOASHSHESHSHUUSHOPOLOOOOSH
oh no OH NO MORE URK AARK
SHVAAASHSHWPOLOSHWOOSHBOGDANOFFAHOLASHWIIISHPISSSSHOOOWSHSOWSCHWOOOSHPOLOSHWOOSHBOGDANOFFAHOLASHWIIISHPISSSSHOOOWSHSOWSCHWOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRIILIOLOLOOOROLLOOOORUOA
ORA OREEEEEEESH
oh no now I have to POOPOO URK UAAARK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI’m going to poopoo.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPAAPAPPAPOPOOOPOOOPOPOOPOOPPPOOPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOPOOPOOOPOOOOOPAPAPAPAAAAABBBBBBRAAAPAPAPAPAPAPOPOAOOPAOOOOPOOOOOOPOOOOOOOFRRRRRRRTTTAAAAAPOOOOOOMPFBLOARFPAPAPAPOOOPOOOSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKPOOPAAAPOOOOOBRAPPPPPOOPOOPO
oh no OH NO MORE URK AARK
BRRRRRACACACAACACACACACRABPOOPOAAPAOPAOAOPAOOOOOBOOMPOOOMPBLOORFPPPRAAAAPPPPPPRACACACACRABPOOOPOOBLOORFPFOOPBOOPFBLAAARGGGPOOMPPOOPEEOOPOOMPF
OHHH OH FUCK
pulls up pants
sniffs
Oh no OH NO it smells so bad I’m gonna huuurk I’m gonna huuuuuuHUUUURRRRL I’m going to puke HUUUURROOOOOLOLOLOPLUUUUUKE BLAAAAAAAAAHKAFFKAFFcoughCOUGHCOOFCOOFVLAAAAAAAAAAHCOUUGHLAAAAHBUUUUUURRLLLLLHYUUUUURRRLLUUUUULR PLOOOOOOL PLAAAAAA COUGH KAFFCOFFF
wipes face
walks away
GO TO HELL
the. end.