INFECTED BROS

No

you got the mega suds

*COUGH*
I JUST NEED A NAP, SPONGEBOB

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i'll take care of you sick boys i'm immune
have some soup

LET ME JOIN YOUR CLUB BROS
AAAAAAAAA

HAAAAAAAAACK SPPPPPPLORCHHH COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF GACKGACHAACCCKKK BRRLRGRPH

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hey guys, just dropping off some food for you responsible gents who are self-quarantining. thanks for taking this seriously.

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Hello Brothers.

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This is incredible, my buttcheeks are gliding past each other

>no jump button, air combat is limited to auto-jumping at aerial enemies
>no aerial dodge or aerial abilities
>no i-frames on dodge roll, making it useless
>no directional inputs
>no weapon switching
>hold-button to attack with an auto-attack mode that literally plays itself
>you can literally heal party members at 0hp and it's only game over if the entire party dies and not only if party leader dies
>no consistent hitstun as seen on the dogs, sweepers, shock troopers, etc
>shitty RNG "miss" even if you hit the enemy
>no Impervious equivalent for tech roll recoveries
>hold button to defend with no cost
>only 1 shortcut bar
>laggy pause when scrolling the command menu
>stupid time wasting cutscene attacks in every boss fight where they jump out of the battlefield and vomit particle effects at you
>summons only available in bosses and mini bosses, entirely RNG no matter who you equip and can only be used against bosses if the RNG lets you and even them you have to fill up a bar before they can then be summoned only if the RNG let you even do so
>On classic mode every single enemy was killed without even touching the controller, including the scorpion.
>On normal mode every single enemy was killed by mashing one button
Final Fantasy XV is one of the worst games of all time
Disregard everything above because I suck cocks all day everyday.
MODS = GODS
HIRO IS THE BEST ADMIN

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OH FUCK OH GOD

I wanna be green

Any of you guys know where the bathroom is?

GREEN ME UP, SON.
I'M READY TO DIE.

PREPARE TO DIE MUTIES

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What'll happen to us?

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bros i think i have a 0% chance of survival

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you okay bud?

infect me dad

>*COOF*

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM COOFING

get a life manchildren

I've never played a Final Fantasy user, which one would you recommend?

sure that would be lovely user, but you should stay safe yourself!

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this is the worst one I've seen

nice

huh

Nigga you're green

Cover your mouth Jesus christ

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*diarrheas in your path*

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ohhh... OOHHHH... IM GONNA... IM GONNAAAAAA........
...
Nothing. Well, I'll try again later.

I WANNA BE DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS ANONS

*sneeze*

Dude, you good?

immunechad reporting in

stay away from me you glow in the dark assholes

DO YOU WANT A GREEN BORDER? SIMPLY REPLY TO ALL OTHER INFECTED ANONS!
THE MORE REPLIES FROM SICK ANONS YOU GET, THE GREENER YOU ARE

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keep your shit on your side of the room user, christs sake

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9 is the best

FUUUUUUUUUUCK I DONT WANT TO BE INFECTED NOOOOO

Well then don't reply to me, assface. I'm infected enough as it is.

i'll be fine :)

I don't wanna be infected!

i think you get infected by having your post be directly under a green poster

test

MAKE ME GLOW

Perfect game for infected zombie music.

i am gonna keep posting until i get that green glow

I'm not infected, I'm joining because I have no friends and need some.

am i infected yet?

no you ain't

How do I stay immune bros?

I love all my 4channel friends!

green

oh FUCK im gonna coof

die faggots

I love you too!

STAY AWAY FROM ME

yes i am
you must have a pretty bad immune system

GIVE ME (YOU)s

Perfect game for infected zombie music!
youtube.com/watch?v=yn635otIb18&list=PLuq1APOJsSWmQUWilosv2EM3kvAAyCXAx&index=63

GROWWWW

nigger

Sending all my energy to you

Jesus christ.
I wonder if you can get the border thick enough to completely envelop the post.

Am I infected?

RIP AND TEAR

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GREEN MAKE ME STRONG

i love you too user
by getting the fuck out of my thread
you're already glowing, CIA

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I think i found the cure bros!

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coof coof

@501506194
Jesus dude you got it real bad.

Hey green fucks
I bet you guys can't infect me

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COOF AND SNEEZE

Is it based on (You)s or proximity to infected posts?

AHAHAHAHAHA BTFO

>tfw i will never get infected

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gib

>GETTING INFECTED

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just a flu, bro

IM FUCKIN IMMUNE BITCHES

Fuck it

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haha infected bros report in haha

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>tfw no infected has given me (you)s yet
Why even live?

poo

any anons want kissu
I promise I'm clean

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I wonder if I’m healthy...

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sure fag

I don't feel so good

what the fuck did I miss?

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Same to you, my fellow Corona-user

this coronavirus shit is irritating as fuck

help

a-am I infected?

someone help give me the green

>tfw disabled cookies
>tfw I will never be infected
I already won the game.
You will never get me faggots

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its like 10 posts or replies after your name gets fucked up

proximity gets you infected

no you're an immunechad like me

WAHOO

I'm not sure user, I don't get many (You)s

we're all infected user, we don't care if you're clean

sure user

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Wrong

Still not infected

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boop

idk bout that chief

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>glow in the dark CIA

Least I can spread PVZ music now.
youtube.com/watch?v=kOdd_tCE2SM&list=PLuq1APOJsSWmQUWilosv2EM3kvAAyCXAx&index=88

just for (you) user

I-if you really wanna user...

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thank you both, i will keep trying

Please help us user we don't wanna be infected

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Thank you for being sane in this trying time user.
What games are you playing?

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too late bro

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*COOF*

If I'm dying...I'm dying on my terms.

What the hell is going on in this threa-

I think the green tint comes and goes eventually. I'm greened on another thread but when I posted again it was gone.

thank you based quads user

dont fucking coof on me

user...

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>might actually have covid
>currently getting paid to stay home and play animal crossing
>afraid of dying

Pray for me.

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INFECTED CHADS PLEASE GIVE ME (YOU)s

lol

How do I not get this? Looks retarded

ok

oops

Sounds comfy to be honest, me being a NEET my life is completely the same but all my family has to be NEETs with me for a bit

I think I’m immune bros

how long does it take for the green to show up

oh nvm lol

me and my sickness magnet

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Thinking of all the things I won't get to consoom... Brothers... I hope you live on... CONSOOM without me.....

kys

user, I...

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starting to get worried here guys, this green border suddenly showed up. am I a goner?

doubt it

Somebody tell me what the fuck is going on.

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Give me the GREEN please

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i've been playing Animal Crossing and been thinking about playing Half-Life: Opposing Force, thanks for asking user, how bout you?

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INFECTEDBROS GIVE ME (YOU)S
I MUST SERVE THE PLAGUE GOD

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NO U

anyone got any aspirin?

ill try

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immunity gang

test
hiro is a faggot

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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here

I GRANT THEE THE (YOU) OF INFECTION! PRAISE BE COFF

it ain't easy bein green

Bros, im sad and im cooming.

thank you
soon I will acquire the gift

no im too young stay away

So do OP's get the green glow too?

ur already dead

Finally a safe place to coof among bros

you already have it!

Why would I want to protect them? I hate all other anons.

how do you get this aids

well fuck

Nice ass

in due time, we shall all be green

Greenlets

here have some

Papa Nurgal is pleased

it's fine bros, my cum is the antidote. now just spread your cheeks a bit and you 'll be alright

...

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I think I'll be fine nobody ever replies to me anyways

true

I am immune.

don't worry user you're safe

here is a reply

this image gets me every time

NO

Just came here to laugh at you guys

is this thread safe?

Bitch. Imagine being a sicklet. LMAO

immunity chads rise up

Don't mind me, just an /immunechad/ posting in infected bread

COOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Soon enough faggots

Fellas, I don’t feel so good...