OFFICIAL SURRENDER THREAD

slobber on my cock with your virus laced mouth

you are already infected dumbassses

POZ ME DADDY

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CHAOS

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Open up

pls don't poz me i'm a frail boy with asthma...

It’s like we’re one big happy family of POZ!

You're all so gay

ha ill never get infected fuck you and your black pill

Hinoka > Camilla

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Kneel before your Queen.

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no

Infected with what? Corona/v/irus isn't real. Do you believe everything the Yas Forumsedia tells you?

imagine rping about being pozzed
god, im feeling a little pity now

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>bunch of males erping with each other

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What’s a couple of POZ kisses gonna do Hmm?

>implying you can infect me

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...

PLEASE GIVE ME A TOXIC LOAD user

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Any cute infected anons want to poz me?

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POZ MY LITTLE HOLE PLEASE I NEED BIG POZZED COCK RIGHT NOW

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Why the fuck are you all so desperate to turn this into erp again?

i have a liquid for you
>unzips dick

>not bug chasing
are you a fag?

i am not infected and i will not be infected

coof

I want to drill Saber's throat

Can anyone please poz me

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Coomers incels weebs are just this pathetic

NGMI

This is my fetish, keep going bros

PLEASE GRACE ME WITH YOUR GIFT. I'M BEGGING YOU

Give me the disease please

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I wanna surrender my infected Cremeslut ass to everybody!

Just coomed, what's new?

Why is april fools always so gay?

post some more cunny

Present yourself for pozzing

Yeah we'll see about that one cunt

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tfw immunechad

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I wish I could go back in time and stop 2018 from opening Pandora's faggot box with that prank

OH GOD
OH
IM
IM GONNA
IM GONNA
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

POZZ ME UP, DADDY

It's just gross all right

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coof into my mouth user please I need it

lol

I’ll infect your cunnies... for a price

Suck my cock little sissy. Get on your knees and beg harder.

Only if you promise to lick the smegma off my dick

>still not infected
i guess i'm immune, seeya poztards

infect me daddy

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I shall allow your indecent comment for now.

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I have a feeling...

I would never poz Shigure.

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Which one was 2018 *cough cough*

Based

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SPREAD THOSE T-CELLS

Holy shit Animal Crossing knew

Epic memers trying to catch lightning in a bottle with the peep shit.

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(You)

gib coof

>stealing my poz without my consent

I need more. Make me your green slut

FUCK ME

*COOFS ON YOU*

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COOF ON ME

i said don't infect me!
oh god..

*Sucks your pozzed cocks*

SPIDERMAN HERE TO SAVE THE DAY

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Yeah this. It's a good feel.

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why

It's just the flu, bro. You'll be fine.

Reminder that only mobileposters, faggots, trannies, redditors, newfags, and ERPers are susceptible to the virus. Stay strong brothers, if you are virtuous the virus cannot affect you.

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What will you offer me if I poz you?

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I think the mods are just posting as anonymous and giving themselves the green bordered posts. It doesn't seem like there's any way for your average user to catch the coof.

That's too bad, I'm gonna go play some more Animal Crossing.

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>If you infect me, you buy my game.

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It's a sexy hentai cold that transforms you into corona-chan, not a weird gay AIDS thing.

accept your true calling and become a succubus sucking on the fat cocks of healthy anons and spreading your daughters across the world

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>ERPing already starting on Yas Forums
Based

lol

COOOF COOOOF COOOF

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If I do, will you blow your infected load down my throat?

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Guys I walked in the QZ, should I be fine?

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>when she sees you cough

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Welcome to Yas Forums unleashed

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you will break
in time

>everyone confused about gayposting

you need to be here AT LEAST one day before posting, embrace this

Join us!

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>bugchasers
disgusting

coof

*cough*

I AM INVINCIBLE

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>bug chasing virtual diseases through erping
Yas Forums has ht a new low

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gangbang me like the slut I am

You can't poz me, I am immune

>u

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2018 was the teams, and of course people made them into waifus

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Such a fat assed beauty.

>wanted to be a slut but it's the worst fetish possible

see ya next year

*Injects flexseal into pooper*
Ready for A LOTTA DAMAGE papi

Jesus christ, what the fuck did I miss?!

Reply to this post and the waifu of your dreams will come to you in your sleep tonight

wait what am I missing?

Then just do the opposite and only play with uninfected.
That's more risk-taking anyway than just begging and getting infected right away.

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>Only people complaining are the ones who aren't infected
Best event.

SPIDERMAN HERE TO SAVE THE DAY AGAIN

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Of course you plague whore. Now go and infest the rest of the board with your slut mouth

It's a good feel, isn't it user.

Fuck off with this shit, just enjoy the virus no need for this gay ass shit. Fucking faggots, keep to your tranny discords.

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oh wow just like last year with the likes Yas Forums has turned this april fools joke into an excuse to tranny erp
>people will still deny Yas Forums is the gayest board

You love this, don’t you, you little cocksleeve? You love getting bent over and having your ass pounded by an infected user. Beg, scream how much you love it.

Why is Yas Forums the worst fucking board? I haven't seen any others go straight for gay shit.

I was looking forward to the rampant erp that was going to happen today, but bug chasing kind of killed it for me

You're preaching the truth, but you're still clean. Want me to fix that for you~

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ACHOO

>TFW immunechad

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It begins

Pozz me up senpai i want to be a chaos CHAD spreader

please someone coof inside of me and fill me up with your mucus

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Of course I'm not infected, how could you tell?

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Please fuck my uninfected hole, anons!

p-please, me too, I'll do anything...

Am I gonna be okay?

Coof

me and my wife are immune
YOU WILL NEVER INFECT US

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MY ONLY PURPOSE IS TO BE AN INFECTED user'S COCKSLEAVE

>when this pathetic fucking retarded board shit on trannies but proceed to act like trannies 15 seconds later
This is the people in this thread

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I like your style user.

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I don't want it at all b-baka

Soon you will fall to the chaos chads, dear user.

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shit i'm not feeling so great

dumb whores who are not infected, yet.

SPIDERMAN
SPIDERMAN

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requesting some infected user to sweat on me

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Sure thing Sis!

Hello, this is PM Justin Trudeau
I'd like to let you know that I am now self isolating in my home.

KEEP BACK
i said BACK

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Ahhhn~

I just want big tiddies.

Please rest your infected cock on my face

>Hes infected

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I need more, please

I'm too clean to get pozzed

Livin

This feels even more forced than last year...

I can't believe Spiderman was infected.

Spiderman got infected nooo

Bend over and spread your ass for us slut
How do you expect us to infect you if you can’t prep yourself for plague rape?

INFECT HIM
INFECT THIS MAN

gomen

MMM INFECT ME HARDER

Hey hey people

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Y-You?

YES DADDY...

I think that's just a general list of losers

Oh god oh fuck.

I need a slut to infect my cock

Give me your milk, user~

Just infect my hole please, you know I deserve it!

DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN

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Just ignore them and post waifus.

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unfortunately, my sublime immune system is too powerful to let me live out my fantasy of being a cute slutty girl in a chinese dress

I'd "infect" Yuffie desu

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lalalalalala

WRONG

Take my big green infected cock, you slut. Get down on your knees and feel it pound your sissy ass.

>mini chads were green
>virus chads are green

the only thing forced here is your bravado. i've been winning for years

How the fuck can you turn anything into a gay ERP?

That'll be my plan later after I sleep. Only reply to the uninfected and all those who get infect early won't get to play.
At least until the inevitable infection.

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ONE OF US

Why can’t I just fuck slutty boywhores without having this bugchaser shit involved

Please I’m so horny just stop talking about STDs

Please give me attention I'll do anything

Infect me so I can post my smol penis

Still immune bitch

Is April fools just an excuse to act like a slut?

You're all gay.

>460▶
>

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lets do this

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infect me god please.

Ok user

M-more, I need to be infected mooooore

NO MATTER HOW YOU TRY I WILL NOT DIE

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T-two at once? I-I'll try... You two have to try too! Really fill me up anons!

same boat here bud