QUARANTINE THREAD #4

oh fuck

Just a harmless cough bro

I've got my quarantine supplies.

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I think Pass users are immune

It’s ok, I know the cure. You just need to get dubs everyone.

Relax, there's no way we are in any danger, the virus isnt real

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hope you dont mind me sticking around bros

*cough* *cough*

Whew I made it

nt fair if so

Hey guise whats going on in here?

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FUCK U

There's always someone looking to profit off of a pandemic.

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set up barricades before it's too late
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So... how this April fool joke works exactly? I'm supposed to avoid the infected?

Is there a reward for non-infected who survive this day like free Yas Forums pass or something?

lol get infected *coof*

I-I'm safe, r-right?

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Did you?

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I think the virus was engineered by the mods to control board growth.

Hello fellow healthy *COOF* people! How are we *COOF* doing? :D

do not reply directly to infected people and you will be safe

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QZ has been breached

...

it was clean at one point

Yes...gather all in one single thread. Perfect.

WHOEVER IS FILTHY
LET HIM BE FILTHY STILL

Facts

I'm horny as fuck right now

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sweet release
r-right?

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y-yabai
it could be any one of us, and we wouldn't even know it. asymptomatic spread is possible.
nowhere is safe.

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ADA WAIT

OH FUCK

how do i get infected?

Like this

How do I green post?

*coughs*

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Keep posting, it'll happen.

ok thanks

i dont get it. is this some april fools thing.

Safe.

The infected are coming! We've been compromised!

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shut it down

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test

It could be me...it could even be (You)!

just coof bro

OH SHIT

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how does this shit work?

HELP

>New thread everytime a quarantine thread gets compromised.
Yas Forums truly is a containment board. But now it actually makes sense.

THIS THREAD IS FUCKING COMPROMISED

Hold this used tissue. It’s leaking bloody mucus.

save me user

False

I replied to sick anons and I got replies from sick anons, and i'm not infected. Looks like I'm immune

i don't get it, how do you tell if you're sick

NURGLE'S BLESSING UPON YOU

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And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.
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DON'T TOUCH ME DON'T TOUCH ME DON'T TOUCH ME

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>random anons have coof
>if a coof user (You)s a noncoofed user, they'll get the coof
thats how it looks like, anyways

@501503253

there's an incubation period, fool

FUCK

OH NO NO NO

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Clean as a whistle, just call me Mr. Untouchable

Give it some time. It takes a bit to incubate.

Sure, I may have been forgotten and ignored in one of the biggest video game crossovers but at least I'm healthy. Can't infect a puppet.

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GUYS THERE ARE CARRIERS

PEOPLE WILL NOT BE GREEN BUT HAVE A FUCKED UP STYLING IN THEIR NAME OR "ANONYMOUS"

EVACUATE THREAD, I REPEAT. EVACUATE THREAD

I hope we have enough ahegao toilet paper to get us through the day.

try me bitch

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hello zeren, ewn, milk, jontron, love you guys

Alas, fire, once again it's our only salvation!

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Then that's not a carrier.

>tfw literally predicted the april fools joke would have something to do with coronachan

Doesn't take a fuckin genius

including phone users

Their IP change all the time it can't be infected

/sci/ is working on a vaccine

A-user?

Dumbsex please

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Wow incredible brain, user. How did you see such a wild thing coming?

Rollin

*honk*

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Its completely random.

Wow aren't you smart?

How to get non infected gf?

t. didn't predict it

I'm scared bros.

OH NOOOOOOO

cope seethe dilate nigger

You monster. Stop responding to people you can infect them

r-right here user..
>sniffle

G-guys, *cough* I don't feel so good *cough* *cough*

She could always cheat on you with an infected chad, you know.

THEY KEEP COMING IN ONE AFTER THE OTHER
HOW ARE WE GONNA MAKE IT

hai gaiz, wut's goin on in dis thread?

at least I'm not gonna die

You mean like this?

Good luck coofers. I've come prepped.

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I took vitamin C. This shit wont do nothing

>Greenposters increasing
>The only pattern is the letters Anonymous get corrupted.
We are doomed!

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oof

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da zoggin 'umies are gettin da spiky boyz AIDS again
but itz okay fer us since we'z da greenest

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It's all so tiresome.

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STAY AWAY, PLAGUE RIDDEN RAT

>safe
>comfy

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poz me uwu

This is nonsense and racist. You should treat everyone the same and embrace our anonymous culture

I feel like infected posters are having a better time than clean posters.

I'M STILL CLEAN DOC LET ME IN

test

Sasuga coronaposter.

EVERYONE RUN THE INFECTED HAVE BREACHED

I think I'm still okay.

PHONE POSTERS CONFIRMED TO BE IMMUNE
PHONE POSTERS CONFIRMED TO BE IMMUNE
PHONE POSTERS CONFIRMED TO BE IMMUNE

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I dont understand

Great, now im tripcodeless AND probably infected.

GUYS THE SHADES OF GREEN CAN GET DARKER
>GUYS THE SHADES OF GREEN CAN GET DARKER
GUYS THE SHADES OF GREEN CAN GET DARKER
>GUYS THE SHADES OF GREEN CAN GET DARKER

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No reason to lie like that.

Haven't posted yet, time to spread dat rona

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i just want corona chan to visit me

CUUF

evacuate this thread retards

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE ENTIRE POST IS COVERED?!

I start a new job in 2 weeks cunts, what's the bet I get infected within a month?

you cunts are actually worried about this nothing burger virus? LOL

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what's your job? and Yes probably

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It would help if Coronachan didn't make me wanna fap.

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Yeah, I know, the question is how.

cof

COOF

We don't even know how you get infected.

*coof*

The one time it's good to be a phoneposter

APPARENTLY LIKE THAT

It's proximity of infected posts, replying doesn't factor in.