/!ALERT/!

/!\ALERT/!\
OFFICIAL VIRUS SPREADING THREAD
GET IN HERE TO GET POZZED BOYS
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rip

*coof*

*coof*

Take me with you

Thanks vros

Oh yes corona-chan... mmm yes cough right into my mouth... oh fuck yes

>*cough cough*

quite bolsterous and airy my dear what a nice cough. I think that got some spit on my face

>*cough COUGH COUGH*

oh YES DEAR KEEP IT COMING MMM YESSS ALL OVER MY FACE GET IT IN MY EYES AND MY MOUTH AND MY NOSE

>*cough cough COUGH COUGH COUGH *

MY DEAR you must have the lungs of a whale for which corona to make you cough so! Is... that blood? Mmm, I shall put some in a vial and keep it for later. It, combined with your spit, will make quite the lube

>*cough bleurgh cough*

MMMM yesssss

dont u go coofin around here boys

test

What the fuck is with all these thread all of a sudden? Shit has been going on for a while

how do I get infected

achoo

good luck with that, I'm immune.

Im still clean right?

Infect me daddy ~

come here user, we will show you how

>good luck with that, I'm immune.

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user....

STAY 6 FEET AWAY FROM ME YOU FUCK!

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>Get some symbols on your name
>People reply to you
Wooooooow.
What a totally awsome April joke. Wooooow, so cool and interesting.

>tfw immune
Feels good

I hope my name stays normal unironically

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

As long as you dont get infected, your mother wont die in her sleep tonight.

Mutts retardism going to the next level

>Yas Forums is infested with bug chasers

Infact me.

infect me bros

...

COUGH COUGH SNEEZE SNIFFLE *WIPES SNOTTY HAND ON YOU*
me too bro me too

>501500841
seethe viruslet

ripp

hmm...

oh im immune fuck

put it in me

what the fuck

OH NO NO NO NONO NO NO NON O NONONONO

immune

Power wins again baby

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this one is getting stronger...

sneed

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what the hell is going on?

Is...is he immune?

AWWW YIS IM COOOOOOOOFING

WHAT THE FUCK

I wish to be as radiant as you someday

uh oh

GIVE THE COOF

OH FUCK OH GOD IT'S MUTATING

bless you, coronanon

give me corona you fuck

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some green shit be happenin yo

...

user u ok?

Hes too far gone anons....

the fuck

you are now infected

>Power wins again baby
not so fast

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test
>501500841
seethe viruslet

oh god oh fuck

Give me more daddy

user confirmed dead.

ANONS I JUST REALIZED
ITS GETTING MORE GREEN AND COVERING UP MORE OF THE BORDER.
ITS GONNA BE COMPLETELY GREEN SO NO ONE CAN SEE WHAT YOU POST

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I'm immune apparently

*cough*

oh fuck ur right dont poz me pls

SNIIIIIIIIF

nigger cough me

FUCK

Everything fine on my end of things

Perro caca

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Take me in.

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