Research and Testing General

nah don't worry about it

It appears to spread through direct contact transmission through (you)s, but is there a possibility of community spread in a thread? Even more important, is there a window of asymptomatic transmission where the carrier's name hasn't been changed? These questions need answers, and we need them yesterday!

i got tested in the last thread before it was breached, i'm clean

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

youtube.com/watch?v=yP9qvD5NiEk
Do not worry, Anons. We have the best and brightest of minds on the case.
I'm sure with our expertise and experience, we'll squash this bug, and with it, save the board and site.
Dr. Luigi reporting.

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you're wrong fucko

/g/ might help us with this

mods are suppressing the cure

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No.501499267
nice try, bitch

It begins

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Thanks doc

Nothing even looks different.

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Don;t trust this guy

Don't worry guys, I'm clean.

Its not even real all you guys are just going crazy.

I've been taking Hydroxychloroquine and Azithromycin so I'm good
Haven't been outside in two weeks

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"no." *coof*

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I don't think I can trust a man from a kingdom where literal babies can qualify as doctors

Names do sometimes

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Kill all sons of bitches, that's my official instructions

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it's real, i've seen it

Got a (you) from an infected and I'm clean

>No.501500147
I hope you understand that I cannot reply to you directly, in case of transmitting the infection of course.
Our kingdom may seem odd with the fact that literal infants have a doctorates degree, but I assure you they have gone through the necessary programs, classes, and have the experience in the medical field.

faggot

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>replying to the infected
>adjacent posts to the infected
>posting in the same thread as the infected
Which is it?

A GREEN BORDER TOUCHED ME I NEED TO KNOW

Take your meds nothing is happening everything is fine.

Everyone will eventually get infected.

In order to be safe you must change your name to mask

I made a thread and was replied to by an infected individual but so far nothing has happened.

Are we safe here?

Don't worry, we'll make it through this together.

Posting in a nearby thread at a similar time?

*coofs*

That's like saying the last few April fools were only bots.

lol u mad? haha you mad bro!!

This whole thing is a nothing burger and probably fake too. Remember when people thought that replying increased your points for April 1st 2018?

I have it on my PC, but I’m on mobile now.

i've been in contact with multiple infected and so far still feeling fine

fuckc

The infection appears to spread by random energetic fluctuations on a sub atomic scale that wills itself into anons. There will be no cure.

I'm going to have to ask you to step into this room for a moment.

I've heard that it might spread when certain keywords are contained within the post.

>mobile is the cancer
makes sense

GIVE MY MY DOSE
MY DAILY DOSE

STAY AWAY IT GOT ME

I'm still fine!

Is anyone else not getting green borders ? I only got it on patient zero

COOF
O
O
F

BATTO SOUP YUM! OOH I DON FEEL SO GOOD... OOH... COOF COOF

GREEN BORDERS OUT

Test

Is this a job for super science?

>thinking its bots

I'm seeing borders on

Why is yours green? Fuck you.

Yas Forums already closed it's borders. We need to do something fast.

>tfw immune

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OH BOY MINE IS GREEN NOW TOO

The thread's not safe anymore boys. I'm gone.

oh I'm getting it now, thanks
good thing I'm immune anyway

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Based Nurgle bro. Remember to enter as many threads as possible, do not tarry in a single thread for too long.

What happens if I pop those suits with a needle?

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test

U passed

Yes user, it's all just bots. Please do not panic. Please do not practice safe distancing. Everything will be ok.

I wanna get infected so baaad

uh hello Doctor we could really use your help right now itt

I’m not a bot and I’m here. Prepare to die.

So if you get infected do all your posts turn green? Why aren't there infected terrorists just posting to spread it?

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I wanna COOF

ok china

How dumb are you?

All the Doctors are gone man..only the soon be infected are here...

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IM OP IM OP I GOT INFECTED AFTER REPLYING TO AN INFECTED GTFO THREAD GOGOGOOGOGOGOG. THE THREAD IS CONTAMINATED I REPEAT THE THREAD IS CONTAMINATED!!!

>ITS NOT MODS ITS NOT MODS ITS NOT MODS

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But user, there are. One's right above you.

should have given the post boxes a green tint too, its really subtle on certain color schemes

testing

Farewell OP. Don't coof on me, go be with your Nurgle brothers.

it's all random

I am immune guys

?

nobody is immune fool

it's by post count right?

I'm healed

...

What makes you think it shows up right away?

The fuck is going on here?!