HAHA I CANT BE INFECTED I REPLIED TO DOZENS AND NOT ONE SCRATCH HAHA TRY HARDER

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ur infected m8

you can only get infected if the virus people reply to you

Phone posters immune?

So how does this work? Posters whose posts are adjacent to a virus post get infected?

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Some anons are immune though, maybe. Probably not.

no

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same

Based & redpilled poster

>tfw immune
Enjoy dying, faggots.

I think theres a delay between showing signs of infection and posting.

maybe?

testing

Test. What the fuck is happening.

IM IMMUNE FUCK YES

For now, user. For now.

Immunity

Imagine not having a God tier immune system

is april fools mode on? guess 4chanx doesn't support it yet

We will never fall!

Wanna poz my neg ass, user?

chinky neva die

I Have become death

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Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

>501498753
Don't fuckin reply to him then. I think it spreads when you get replied to. OP should post again, see if he's infected.

Chad's dont get infected

OH GOD THE INFECTION'S HERE
EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

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>not allowed to participate in April Fool's because I'm a filthy phoneposter

AAAAAAHHHH THE END IS HERE BROS

*cough*

he's here
HE'S HERE

Based

It’s “I am become death” get it right bro

good

fuck this
time to embrace it i guess

I was born with an impenetrable immune system

cough

>mfw asymptomatic

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IM IN CONTROL HERE

seems I am immune then.

Give me the gift too

Rollin

oh herro :)

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penis

Pathetic, I will not be infected so easily.

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kek

Clean thread... good shit

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yo

I am too. It’s called “IPhone” hahah

let's test that immunity :)

Phew I'm immune

Am i safe bros

Not anymore

*coof coof* NEED *coof* MEDICINE!

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>tfw immune
I bet only niggers can catch it lol

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Come and test your luck!

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feels good to be in a thread free from filth. im gonna go to sleep good night guys

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Social distancing mother fucker. Have you heard of it?

lol nigger

Perhaps he’s wondering why you would insult a man before replying to his post.

I'M GONNA COOF

no

Well that's a relief

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HAHAHAHA GET INFECTED NIGGER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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Yas Forums was right white men are immune, sorry for you.

PHONE POSTERS CARRY THE CURE

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA

Fuck you I'm immune. 20 replies and no infection

Haha phone posters unite! My phone produced in India has best immune systems

>*ahem*
>*a HEH HUURGH HACK COFF HURGGHHHM*
Oh this? It's just an allergy. I get this all the time around this time of year. It's nothing to worry about anons.

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Feels good to be a phoneCHAD

*sniff* *sniff* uuhhhh
I smell the bat soup!
mmm *sniff* *sniff* some one here brought the yummy bat soup

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Here

Oh no

Hey sexy

IM FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE

IM CLEAN

Are are you?

>never post
>never get corona
D E V I L I S H

First things first
We must find out which mirror evil lives
I enter this door, look into the mirror
I don't recognize this face
It's lookin' back at me

Fine

Im a clean boy, trust me.

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No bro

You're fuckin dead bug boy

nigger

stay safe

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heh nice try i'm immune

*coof*

>so pozzed the post glows green
are you from reddit by chance?

You sure?

It doesn't work like that, someone infected has to replicate you.

Infect me please

WASH YOUR HANDS

user above you screwed you good huh

vpn chad where you at?

I'm safe!

I'm fucking immortal, I have covid in my dick and I'm still pounding em out left and right, this chanrona shit ain't SHIT

You're staying alive, but are you truly living?

Can someone feel my forehead?

This is the IMMUNITY FAUCI

YOU WILL NOT GET INFECTED IF YOU POST “THANKS DR FAUCI”

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>tfw /immune/
comfy

Not sick because I'm not Chinese haha

we'll see

Imagine not being a chad phoneposter

Finally some solace from the sickness.

Nothing can harm us!

what will i get for making it through the whole day without getting infected?

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Just turn off the computer lol

THANKS DR FAUCI

How do you know if you're clean or not?

Look at this!! NOTHING

fag

Bruh moment

Feels good, man.

Oh shit he quarantined.

my dude you are dead

IT'S HERE

How do I check?

>imagine having a weak immune system.
Lmao.
Immunelets should just die off.

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of course it's some dumb minifag that gets infected

come at me nigs, my defenses are impregnable

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W-What is wrong with you user...

oh fuck

DO NOT REPLY IN INFECTED THREADS
AVOID CONTACT WITH INFECTED POSTERS

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THANKS DR FAUCI

>impregnable

CREAM LIVES FOREVER

OH NO NO NO NO

You get a sticker!

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Based Rayquazaposter

Life

>Monster energy

Fax no printer

>the virus infects wojakposters because they're a disease

save yourselves, user *COOOOF*