FIND OUT HOW IT SPREADS

have i been blessed with the seed?

get away from me chinaman

gimme the gift bro

Now you have, try again

How come you're less green than others? Are you in the early stages?

I want it

...

KILL HIM HES THE THING

YOU TOO!!
ABORT ABORT

PLEASE NO GOD NO PLEASE I DKNT WANT TO DIE

I wan it :)

OH MY GOD WE'RE DOOMED

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Spit on me please.

I've had a scratchy throat all day bros...

IT'S TOO LATE

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STAHP

Huh

What the fuck

FUCK

Infest me!

Report the infected

I don't get it

gotta keep 1.5 posts away from the infected.

youtu.be/XXkoKlHwxN8

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IT SPREADS BY SHITPOSTING. THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THE INFECTION IS TO STOP SHITPOSTING.

WE'RE FUCKED

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it's just allergies bros

INFECT ME

But does it work??

Welp, looks like it's my time
Stay safe, Yas Forumsros

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bye

so long as I can still disparage communists and the gays I'll be fine

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Post again

oh god no oh god

INFECT ME

COOF ON ME

See ya space cowboy

please infect me, user

dam

Autism

I need (you)s so I can COOOF

POZ ME WITH YOUR INFECTED LOAD DADDY

*COUGH*

Infect me daddy

what the fuck is going on?

you can't get infected if you believe

Don't worry user, you go to a better place.

Good thing I don't have it
R-right?

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we'll find out OP. together. :)

Infect me baby

Am I infected?

OH GOD IM COOFING

theyre green now!!!

The clean will be rewarded.

Infect me too

What the actual fuck is this?

Please infect me

MAYBE IT INFECTS ONLY GAY PEOPLE

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*licks your girl rod*

NIGGER

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

eat my cum

bros...

>IT'S LOOSE

Corona/v/irus

IT INFECTS BASEDNIGGERS

I don't feel so good

Give me the fucking coof

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

nigga fuck you its just a flu, it cant harm me.

you shall not be missed

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His post is getting darker the more he's getting quoted?

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Shèeeeeit.

sneed

oh no

it's not proximity, or (you)'s it seems.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON BROS

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get out

MOOOODS QUARANTINE THIS MAN!!!

I'm afraid that's not how it works.

>Social distancing has now spread to online
>The only way to not get the Yas Forums flu is to stay away entirely

I can't deal with this.
Bring on the COOF

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Is it random

hmm

Is it that or is it quoting someone who's infected?
I was a dumbass who did both, so I don't know.

But user, why isn't OP infected then?

Based

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well let's see

Poz my neg hole with that spicy bat juice

this 5 will protect me

We need to assemble a Yas Forums task force NoW!

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Can I hab the aids

I can confirm it's neither, I've tried both

Look at all these bugchasing retards. All infected are gonna lose their ability to post and they're gonna regret spreading their boipussy when they're driven to suicide by boredom

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>tfw carrierchad

Well, that's new.

uh oh

Non-candidate chads win again

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I GOT A BURNING FEELING LIKE MY VEINS ARE FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT GASOLINE

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test

Can you retards stop shitting up this board with this "virus". It's fake. No one is getting infected.

INFECTED BROS WW@

Has anyone figured it out? Is it just random chance when someone infected replies to your post or if you reply to them?

WHAT THE FUCK IT'S GETTING WORSE

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*cuts you in half*

kiss me

GIVE ME YOUR SPACE AIDS

It's spreading fucking quickly. At this rate there will be like ten survivors left on this board before the 24 hours is up.

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y-yeah haha

Why are some infected have green outlines on their post while others don't?

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STOP
STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME

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did you start off with a border like that or did it get more visible over time?

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This looks like a fun thread

I think I know

...

oh fuck, that's it! we're finished!

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i'm a bug chaser, let me in

I've found a vaccine for the xa202 virus.

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YOU CAN'T SPELL VIRUS WITHOUT U, I, AND US!

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I'm literally immune, funny enough

Don't you see? This virus is a blessing, not a curse.

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test for the contagion, is it distance from posts?

user........

>Implying being kicked off this site wouldn't be a cure in and of itself.

*coofs in your direction*

I'm feeling fine, you guys!

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user...

gib

it's ok just a little coof

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aaa

coof

Oh, I get how it works now.

infected bros give me (you)s

fuck i want special meme comments REEEEE

Reload, it probably doesn't turn green if you have auto-update.

oh boy april fools is TOPICAL this year
where's my corona princess edit

please infect me

I mean at this rate 100% of posters will be infected in like an hour so where's the April fools fun in that

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

eat my ass faggots

It's literally just a bunch of mods shitposting with a green glow around their post and ASCII characters in their names. I highly doubt it actually spreads like everyone seems to believe.

I didn't start off with a boarder at all, I first got the bugged name about half an hour ago. If I was to guess given the sudden increase in green borders it's time based or reply based.

I'm safe

Well if you don't post then you automatically win and there's no fun in that either!

ebin

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