HOW DO I SOCIAL DISTANCE ON Yas Forums. HELP. PLEASE HELP

Like this

Its too late user.

don't reply to infected anons

dumb Jade poster

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It could just be proximity though, in which case, never post.

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IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU. YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD

Not from Yas Forums whats going on?

What is it with animeposters and typing like redditors? Especially on events like this.

Why contain it...embrace death

You can't escape Corona-chan, user

you cant

Cute Jade

THE BEST THING TO DO IS LURK
DO NOT RESPOND TO INFECTED USERS
DO NOT RESPOND TO ANYBODY
THE VIRUS WILL KILL US ALL

Random anons have fucked up names. If you reply in a thread with one of them, you get banned once the thread ends. Aka you get infected.

By going on reddit

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Just don't post bro lmao

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Coof coof

Bring me the death I deserve

FUCK YOU, GO BACK TO CHINA

SOCIAL DISTANCE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Practicing social distancing my entire life has finally paid off

>tfw I'm immune and you're all fucked
heh nice knowing you all

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Kill me dead

MMM... BATTO SOUP.... DERICIOUS

Is this real?

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

fuck you

brap BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Yes.

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*coughs*

nigger

dubs and i have it

@501496437
By not direct replying to any infected individuals.

you are gay

Haha wtf how is that cat dancing like that.

NO I DONT WANNA GET INFECTED

Just spoiler everything to be safe

plz infect me

its too late

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COOF
COOF
COOF

i don't get it how does this virus spread?

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e verything is goign to be daijoubu

501498891
OUT! OUT! COOFER!

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>the only people "infected" are just jannies and mods pretending to be anons
lame

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*inhales deeply*
feels goodman

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It has a chance each time you are replied from/to an infected post. The chance is so unlikely that it might as well be considered irrelevant. The disease will just fizzle out and die.

Go outside

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There's no virus, it's a hoax, don't get your panties in a bunch.
Shake my hand.

I'm a bug chaser. Please infect me.

:/

GET AWAY

nice try janny

OH MY GOD, WE HAVE A QUARANTINE ON OUR HANDS, EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE THREAD

doubt the mods are phonepissers

did you just reveal you're a mod?

STOP POSTING, YOU VECTOR

Lemme give you a big ol kiss!

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Awww shiet

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user...

Post how you look when you gotta go outside.

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don't worry fags i got this one

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thanks

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EMBRACE YOUR BIRTH RIGHT. NURGLE IS YOUR FATHER

>00000
>quints
Nice.

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I've erected barriers
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QUICK SOMEONE WHATS THE CURE

Infect me.

>implying

EVERYONE POST PROOF YOURE STILL NOT INFECTED RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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Yes daddy

I AM LITERALLY IMMUNE

It's already inside user It's too late

This batto soup... so good... mmm. COOF... UGH... COOF COOF

shit cant get me sick bruh

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I prefer last years april fools joke cause it helped me cum.

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Are you guys seeing this too? WHATS HAPPENING

COOF

I'm a healthy boy :)

>it's getting worse

The power of MREs prevents all infections

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YES, I HAVE ASCENDED TO THE UPPER ECHELONS OF NURGLE. FEAST UPON MY PLAGUE AND JOIN PAPA NURGLE FOREVER

give it to me user

what happened last year?

aeiou

im scared bros
I just want to go to sleep

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When dead men rise and darkness falls
Only faith can be your walls
Walls of Light, not of brick
Twice as strong and twice as thick
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this has to be an animatronic cat or something....

fucking niggers

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Excuse sir, but did you just cough in my bat soup?

You can't get me, my Yas Forums Pass(tm) will protect me!

5 and I’m infected.

faggot likes and whatever, it was buggy as shit

whats happening in this thread

I want to join Papa Nurgle!

brb eating an entire bottle of chloroquine

GIVE ME THE VIRUS AAAAAAAAAA

Bring it on I'm not afraid of some nothingburger
Shits literally a hoax its prolly just mods fucking around on separate accounts

I don't feel so good

do we have any idea how it spreads?

Just post on boards that aren't infected.

Why did it have to be this way?

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Guys... I don't feel so good...

COME GIVE ME A HUG

STOP THAT

No virus here

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dont respond in threads that have infected. there is an incubation period. good ruck

oh yea now i remember, it had emojis and shit too

not how it spreads

take this medicine

I don't feel so good Yas Forumsros...

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bruh you just shot a pozzed load straight onto my post haha

hey user

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

I wonder if certain people are actually immune and will be given roles like doctors or some shit
That would be pretty creative

There he is officer!

I have a vaccine.

i hate women. i said it

WE WONT GET INFECTED IF WE DONT REPLY TO HIM RIGHT

i want to sniff sick Ai-chan's pantsu until i get infected

Nice try Chang, I don't even need a suit to be immune to your bullshit.

don't mind if I do.

OH FUCK WHO INFECTED ME

Lemme lick your tears and bring you down with the sickness