The board virus can actually kill you and you remove your ability to post

>Anònymo͢us
RIP

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good

well god dammit. later, fags.

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soon it will spread to other boards

o shit

whats the board virus?
someone gimmie a quick rundown

lol I'm just kidding
you do get quarantined though

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you're already infected, i'm sorry user

I-i'm not infected, YOURE infected!

*wheezes* What happens in *wheezes* Quarantine?

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imagine being infected LMAO

*reset the modem*
lol pathetic trash virus

A ban for the day is probably a good thing

That's why you should reply to this post with "I LOVE YOU HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE-CHAN" for protection against the virus!!!

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that would be ebin

POZ ME DADDY

@501496032
ohnononono

test

test too

Bang.

Free me.

i'm sorry but I'm not seeing anything. is it supposed to be like this or?

respond to my fucking post virusfags i need to see

Is this patient zero?

see

test three

test..

Turn off anonymize and look at the names

This is not even funny

What were they thinking

501499323
Abandon thread!

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Oh. Does it do anything tho

don't click that

if the mods find you're infected they will force you into quarantine

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BROS I DON'T WANT MY NAME TO TURN WEIRD NOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHA DO I FIT IN YET

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What virus?

i sure hope they dont find me then :D

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Test...

>it's a nothing burger
Fuck off nibba

Oh shit i clicked wtf what do i do now

That'd be nice.

cough on other people

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I couldn't respond in a thread for some reason.

nice thread you have here

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HOLY SHIT

It was a good life.

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Welcome to the family, son.

:)

Say your prayers.

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Bros...? I don't feel so good...

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Pozz my rectum

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true if big

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YOU'RE GLOWING YOU HAVE THE GIFT

user... halpp mme

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I wonder if there's a reward for staying uninfected

REMINDER THAT A PERCENTAGE OF THE BOARD IS IMMUNE. I HAVE HAD 10 DIFFERENT CHINKS TRY TO INFECT ME.

WHERE MY IMMUNE BROS AT?

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YOU SON OF A BITCH

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RIGHT HERE

ACHOO ACHOO SNEEZE COOF COUGH ACHOOOOO

h-hey
*cough* i've just got a little cough
*COUGH*

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Immune CHAD reporting in

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Board Virus only infects mobileshitters
soon this place will finally be purged, with the worthy standing.

immune, or it doesn't show symptoms for a while

Guys, my fever was 99 this morning...have I got the coof?

so is there quarantine board?

BASED. the fucking virus virgins have no power

OH GOD I GOT THE CLOWN STRAIN

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HOW IS IT SPREADING SO QUICKLY

Fuck you kidd don’t lie april fool’s haja

stop spamming this, you tard. That shit doesn't work, anyway

bros what do we do

Immunechad reporting in. Haven't shown any symptoms, no sir.

immunelets. goml

Yeah

*cough* *huurgh* do- *cough* dunno

good thing I'm not infected

Testing

Test

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how to tell i have virus?

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spread it around

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vibeo gambes

right here

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Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty chink.

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...

>corrupted name
>green post
What happens next?

I feel...I feel...stronger

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Prove it.

IT'S GETTING OUT OF CONTROL, NUKE THIS PLACE

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nice

you die

if you coof

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
sorry what did you say?

May i have some coochie

> s͡

It's just a flu you fucks, stop being so dramatic

coof

Maybe then I will finally become a productive member of society

Fellow immune chad reporting. Have been in literal coofhives, but not infected. Feels good to have superior genes.

Right here brah

you can be asymptomatic and still carry it

Reminder that only mobileposters, faggots, trannies, redditors, newfags, and ERPers are susceptible to the virus. Stay strong brothers, if you are virtuous the virus cannot affect you.

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April Fools already...Eh this is an interesting study of how shit spreads at least, instead of a simple faggot what color are you joke.

>greenposting

>tfw all of the above
It's ogre for me

We will make it, fellow user

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Normally, the infect don't go around licking as many people as possible though.

Wow cool, my dad also works at nintendo and says that there's gonna be a fire emblem/arms crossover

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Not true remember the couple of people arrested for it, oh and all the dumbfuck tick tocks or whatever.

Ech. Blech.

Can someone infect me? I already want to die