/! OFFICIAL QUARANTINE THREAD /!

/!\ ATTENTION /!\

/!\ ATTENTION /!\

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL QUARANTINE THREAD

ALL UNINFECTED POSTERS SHOULD TAKE SHELTER IN THIS THREAD

NO INFECTED POSTERS WILL BE ALLOWED ENTRY

/!\ ATTENTION /!\

/!\ ATTENTION /!\

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It's just a flu

*cough* *cough* *wheeze* please dont let me die...

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We'l all make it lads

I regret nothing.

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psh... this joke was obvious... not like this isnt going to be the subject of every april fools joke this year.

dont @ me unless your 6 posts away

uugh

It’s just a flu bro

penis stiffy uh

GUYS IM SCARED

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sneed *cough* sneed

fuk u

please let me in I have food

I'm going to catch it then spread it onto other boards.

I think I'm good. Should we not let people in who replied to other anons during that 30 minute period of No names? Who knows who was infected then

Hate, something, sometime, someway
Something kick off the for me
Something, inside I'll never ever follow
So give me something that is for real
I'll never ever follow
Get your boogie on
Get your boogie on
Hate, something, someway, each day
Dealing with no forgiveness
Why? This shit inside
Now everyone will follow
So give me nothing just feel
And now this shit will follow
God begs me, the more I see the light, who wants to see?
God told me, I've already got the light, oh I say
God begs me, the more I see the light, who wants to see?
God told me, I've already got the light, oh I say
Each day I can feel it swallow
Inside something they took from me
I don't feel your deathly ways
Each day I feel so hollow, inside I was beating me
You will never see, so come dance with me
Dance with me
Dance with me
Dance with me
Dance with me (rumbiddieboo, rumbiddieboo)
Dance with me (rumbiddieboo, rum bum dee dumb dee bum diddie doo)
Dance with me (rumbiddieboo)
Lie!
God begs me, the more I see the light, who wants to see?
God told me, I've already got the light, oh I say
God begs me, the more I see the light, who wants to see?
God told me, I've already got the light
Got the life
Got the life
Got the lifeee

HOW DO I KNOW IF IM INFECTED

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n

Stay the fuck away from me

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Glad to be here guys, let's all survive the apocalypse together!

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I'm gonna make it

Test

How does it work?

Virus can't get me if I kill myself first

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STAY BACK! STAY BACK, YOU'RE NOT TURNING ME INTO ONE OF THOSE THINGS!

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are YOU doing your part user?

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Dont worry guys I'm fine

I'm here whats up

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We'll be fine just cough it out

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AAAAAAAAAAA HELP PLEASE SAVE ME

i

ANONS

I DONT FEEL GOOD BROS

I've been in quarentine for two weeks now. Did murricans finally catched up? Too late guys, you should've done it sooner.

please some kind user help me get a cute girlfriend before i die...

FUCK YOU'RE INFECTED

> (You) (You) (You)
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MASS REPLY!!! YOU'RE SPREADING THE VIRUS!!!

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the masque of the red death

don't tell me what to do faggot... cough cough

*coof*

Um what is this?

I-Is it safe h-here?

Fake News "cough"

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Can a coronafriend come in and infect me?

BROS I'M SO SCARED

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OUT OUT OUT

everything will be daijoubu

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Achoo!

YOU FUCKING FOOLS

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Nice, I feel safe already

pesis

OH SHIT

*cough* How's your quarantine going lads?

dangerously based

GUYS HELP I DONT FEEL SO GOOD

You're not infected nigger

Can't infect a puppet. Especially not one wearing a hazmat suit.

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imagine getting infected

What the fuck is happening dudes

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>that doujin

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Let me in

OH NO WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING

*COUGH* *COUGH*
IF I MUST GO, THEN I SHALL TAKE YOU ALL WITH ME

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Wait up a minute, you got my (you)s in there. Get out, I'm not infected.

So it's just an automatic filter for RP fags?

QUARANTINE IS BROKEN

QUICKLY! POST SMILES THAT MUST BE PROTECTED

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Oh fuck, bros... this is bad... what do we do?

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YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE THE VIRUS!!!

goodbye anons

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HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

..I don't feel so go- ah.. I'm gonna.. ahh I don't feel s-so good.. I'm go- I'm gonna- I'm GONNA

*COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF*

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Have sex.

FUCK YOU!

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>It arrives

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Reporting in.
Trust me, I'm clean!

KILL IT

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THERE HE IS

HE'S INFECTED GET HIM!

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Crig

hi

Don't resist the gift friend.

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Fuck this! I'm going to other boards! GOODBYE GAY BOWSER!

>Why yes, I'm not infected. How could you tell?

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YOU'RE INFECTED

FUCK OUT YOU SEETHING TARD

Cunnyntine thread.

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So has anyone else actually been infected yet?

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poz me up scotty

pozz me

more like check my 6

>actually being infected
imagine being this cucked

I don't feel so good...

dw lads im clean

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LET ME IN
LET ME IN

I don't wanna die! I want to shitpost!

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It's just the flu, go back to work.

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am I safe?

nowhere is safe

test

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hey

Hello

Please no

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bros i'm scared
if I don't make it outta this...tell my waifu I love her...

what the fuck is that

Uhh, wait. Something's off.

ABANDON THREAD
>ABANDON THREAD
ABANDON THREAD
>ABANDON THREAD
ABANDON THREAD
>ABANDON THREAD
ABANDON THREAD
>ABANDON THREAD

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Oh god
Oh fuck *COUGH*
GUYS HELP ME *COUGH*
*COUGH*
SOMEBODY *COUGH* HELP *COUGH*

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>NOOOOOOOO I CAN'T JUST DIE BEFORE I GET MY HECKIN TRUMPBUXERINOS!!!!!
>SSSSSTTTTTOOOOOPPPPPP SPREADING IT !!!!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Give it to me, I want to infec-

Gimme some love

did anyone bring any snacks

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Mako's Spats were the best part of S*B

I'm doing my part to spread nurgle's blessing.

NO NO NO ITS FUCKED ITS ALLL FUCKED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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OH GOD NOOOOO

Oh shit this thread is getting pozzed

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Remember to socially isolate yourselves. Stay safe.
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Check back in 14 minutes

oh shit

Party Rock!
Yeah
Wooo!
Let's go!
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time (yeah)
And we gon' make you lose your mind (woo)
Everybody just have a good time (clap)
Party rock is in the house tonight (oh)
Everybody just have a good time (I can feel it baby)
And we gon' make you lose your mind (yeaH)
We just wanna see you
Shake that!
In the club, party rock
Looking for your girl? She on my jock
Non stop when we in the spot
Booty moving weight like she on the block
Where the drank? I gots to know
Tight jeans, tattoo, 'cause I'm rock and roll
Half-black, half-white, domino
Gainin' money, Oprah, dough
Yo!! I'm running through these hoes like Drano
I got that devilish flow rock and roll no halo, we party rock!
Yeah, that's the crew that I'm repping
On the rise to the top, no lead in our zeppelin, hey
Party rock is in the house tonight (woo)
Everybody just have a good time (yeah)
And we gon' make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time (let's go)
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time (I can feel it baby)
And we gon' make you lose your mind
We just wanna see you
Shake that!
Every day I'm shufflin'
Shufflin', shufflin'
Step up fast and be the first girl to make me throw this cash
We get money don't be mad, now stop
Hatin' is bad
One more shot for us (another round!)
Please fill up my cup (don't mess around!)
We just wanna see (you shake it now!)
Now you wanna be (you're naked now!)
Get up get down put your hands up to the sound
Get up get down put your hands up to the sound
Get up get down put your hands up to the sound
Put your hands up to the sound
Put your hands up to the sound
Get up, get up, get up, get up
Get up, get up, get up, get up
Get up, put your hands up to the sound, to the sound
Put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up
Party rock is in the house tonight (woo)
Everybody just have a good time (put your hands up) (yeah)

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What sort of fucked up erp shit will happen with this?

>*cough* *cough*
>enjoy your rice, white devil

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GIVE IT TO ME

You're infect, infected! GAUGH!

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All is good, nothing to see here.

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Howdy.

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how do I shoot you

FUCK

This is such a fucking hoax

> the prank isn't some limp wristed horseshit like last year
> now it's infection
nice

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Don't worry, I'll take care of her from now on

How do you do, fellow uninfected?

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THE END IS NIGH
GIVE ME THE PLAGUE JANNIES

user NO

>infected person replied to me

I’m not gonna make it, am I?

Don´t worry people. this thread is safe.

By the will of the God Emperor you shall be purified in his holy flames.

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JESUS CHRIST user WHY! WHAT THE FUCK!

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howdy

mentally ill wojaknigger

FIND OUT HOW IT SPREADS
GATHER ALL THE HEALTHY ANONS
DON'T LET ANYONE IN

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ayyy

QUICK GET HIM

*cough*

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>Im in there
Im still safe r-right anons?

I'M NOT CONTAMINATED, YOU'RE CONTAMINATED. FUCK OFF!

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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW WE'RE FUCKED

This is a pretty lame event to be honest, or maybe the sweet war was so good that most events are crap compared to it.

Either way, its meh.

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Everyone report to the Nurse Office
youtube.com/watch?v=R2YM5zSapNg

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Dont worry fellas, only healthy people allowed in here

Don't you just loooooooove quarantine?

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Thread is moving so fast that no one will notice me

Oh god the paper is cutting into his schnauz

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hi guys
cough

I think I'm good

im bored already

WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP

AHHHHHH

you're not thinking straight in your condition! stay back!! leave!!

LIAR!

>He thinks the virus is real
lmoaaaa imagine believing this shit

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>Social distancing? Too busy for that

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No

So is this going to get more interesting? This is kinda lame.

GET OUT

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H-help me, Gatsu...

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LEAVE THE THREAD NO WHERE IS SAFE ITS KILL OR BE KILLED

._.

If your post doesn't end with 6, don't reply to me.

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Sure user

RIP

uh oh

Infected fucks can’t get me, I’m not vaccinated.

Yes *cough*
*HACK*
Here, i made these myself

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is it safe here????

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Goodbye

RUN

F FOR user.

GET OUT!

user are you ok?

Feels good being safe and clean
With my friends in the quarantine

...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bringing Nazrin ITT!

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imagine being infected

GET OUT NOW

War was shit in comparison to combo boards.

Am I good guys?

ABANDON THREAD

ABANDON THREAD

ABANDON THREAD

ABANDON THREAD

ABANDON THREAD

ABANDON THREAD

ABANDON THREAD

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we die together friend

AAAAHHHH

please infect me

I THINK IM INFECTED ANONS STAY AWAY FROM ME

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Hah, losers.

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this is some lame ass april fool's joke shit

HOLY FUCK ITS SPREADING

DEAR LORD ITS SPREADING!

ok please I must live

You're not infected you dumb nigger

Give me your Hinamizawa lad. I need more power

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Are you bros listening to comfy apocalypse music to prepare?

does it carry across threads?

>If you cough within 3 feet of me I'm gonna quarantine ya

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oh no

i dont feel so good brehs...

HOLD HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE-CHAN'S HANDS FOR BETTER
P R O T E C T I O N
AGAINST MEANIE CORONIE

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fuck all of you trannies, die.

Porkybros...I'm scared...!

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FUCK IT'S SPREADING

R O N A 'D

oh no

holy shit my man based

>actually replying to infected posters

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