DO NOT REPLY TO INFECTED POSTERS

IBS HABEBENENING!?!!?

This joke sucks why can't we get something cool again like 2018 or 2017?!

Let's see...

PRAISE HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE-CHAN FOR HELP IN THESE DARK TIMES

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Guys...
Please help...

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I alone shall remain clean among these creaking wretched creatures

I'll be fine, it's just a flu anyways.

I heard that semen from infected users has a lot of antibodies. Kinda like a natural vaccine.

PLEASE TELL ME ITS OKAY
TELL ME ITS ALL GOING TO BE OKAY

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reply to infected posters, all will be fine

Are all safe.

sorry, what's happening? Virus april fools joke?

its nothing. they were all quarentined anyway. no way it can spread now.

Thanks you too

what if it's the other way around and the infected person has to reply to (You)?

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bros.......

user ...

WHAT THE FUCK RUNNNN

Please don't do that, we need to enact social distancing to prevent the spread.

I don't have the virus, I swear! *COUGH* *COUGH*

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HES GOT ITTTTTTT

I'm gonna reply to infected posters all day and you can't do shit.

Shitposts!

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give it to me.

got it frog

We must be ready to cleanse the heretics at all times brothers.

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give me salvation

Then I guess if we want to get infected we'll have to do ANYTHING for those (you)s, no matter how degrading and unmanly it may be.

or what if he infects the previous poster and the next poster

Threads already infected.
Abort. Abort.

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What's there to worry about?

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I had a bat for lunch the other day.

I'm not infected bro

Good thing I'm not infected

I.. I don't feel so good

HE HAS THE VIRUS

maybe only faggots get it?

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You are now

I wonder if I have disease-itis

4% OF US ARE ALREADY DEAD

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Whom?

uhh guys

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@501497196
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU REPLY TO ME

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Nah, I would be infected if that was the case.

Phoneposter here.

Never gonna be Infected

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What happens?

>DO NOT REPLY TO INFECTED POSTERS
I REPEAT
DO NOT REPLY TO INFECTED POSTERS
OH SHIT I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT SHIT I'M ABOUT TO COOOOOOOUGH

NOOOOO DON'T COOF ON ME STAY AT HOME FLATTEN THE CURVE

looks like her body's a cock and balls in the thumbnails

coof

stop trying to make this into another sissy fetish time

cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=bGjIVfUUx_w

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test

Because 'we' will prevail

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Are we the first board to get infected?

shut the fuck up

You get infected when they reply to you.

test

Guys, I'm not feeling so good

@(you)
get back

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whats going on?

HE'S TRYING TO FOOL US

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No one actually knows how it works yet..

I'm fine, guys, please. I want to play vidya.

nice knowing you, enjoy the fever

oh shit nigga

videogames have been canceled due to corona virus

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user no you're also infected get back!

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Yeah I'm thinking I'm immune

NO NO NO GET OUT

No, you're not!!!

Fuck off frogposter. Check this 5. Die frogposters. If this post ends in a 5, then all frogposters will die.

So still no april fools joke yet?

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>501500407
Yeah I am

Not anymore you dirty faggot

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hello

YOU CANT INFECT ME, IM IMMUNE

Infect me mommy uwu

lads?

Have a kiss, love.

you don coofed son

WAIT GUYS, DON'T LEAVE
I'M OKAY I SWEA-

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Fuck! I'll try again!
*smooooch* here you go OwO

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It'd be fun that if you get infected your post has a 0.66% chance of getting deleted.

*Cough*

anons, i'm sleepy...