Charles Martinet (Age 64) Tests Positive for Coronavirus

Why are American hours so awful?

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT HIS LIPS!

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Acid

youtube.com/watch?v=RiLQbORTTK8

so... this... is the power of bbc.

is there anyone in here that can clean this shit for no monetary compensation? someone who ideally feasts on hotpockets and has never had sex?

This is what happens when you racemix

youtu.be/gZjQeG7IsQE
The Senator from JoJo OVA

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Voice of the Mario Brothers, the fuck are you on v and not know that? Fucking poser

All he said was that he was self quarantining, which literally everybody else is doing.

Reading isnt your strong suit, is it OP?

What in tarnation is going on here?

bullying a fatty

Spoiler: Tens of millions of americans have it or already had it and didn't even know. That time you felt a little bit more winded than usual after running up the stairs a couple weeks ago? Yep, that was Kung Flu. Scary, huh?

Imagine locking yourself in the basement for months because the news made you terrified of catching a cough.

>JoJo

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t.trump

>Scary, huh?
Not really.

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Yep, that's how it is with most people. Some get a bad flu and an uncomfortable amount end up needing hospitalization.

It's not April 1st in America, so why would he be American
The obsessed meme is honestly so fucking real

its insane how fast it spread in america.

Euro is the worst, Australia is the best

If you can't enjoy that video there's something wrong with you.

That's what happens when you elect a reality tv actor as fucking president

Imagine unironically believing a fucking thing that China says about this.

Not really, considering how long people were like "It's just the flu who cares"

April 1st is an american festivity. Besides this thread was made earlier today and it wasn't as godawful when americans weren't posting.

ya seethe?

>"It's just the flu who cares"
people were saying that in european countries.

Yeah they're in the "lying about how bad it is so they can get the economy going again" phase. We'll be there in about a month.

Ha ha wouldn't it be funny if instead of jumping, Mario farted to get into the air ha hah like if it was FLUDD but with constant farts keeping him hovering hahahaha and he could fart on enemies and the gas crushed them haha

Yeah, it’s outrageously contagious. Pretty incredible. You have to think the subways in New York have something to do with it, that close proximity. It’s not necessarily the severity of the disease, it’s the incredible strain it puts on hospitals and communities.

Go away scat freak

>April 1st is an american festivity.
It's French in origin dumbass.

youtube.com/watch?v=v6k4-NxyTcQ

I mean it’s a global issue. Once the world saw how bad italy was getting it followed by the outbreak in Spain and cases in America, the shutdown began.

Wouldn't it be funny if Mario Sunshine was remade but rather than spraying enemies with water, it's liquid shit jettisoning out of Mario's asshole haha imagine the Petey fights hahaha

Nobody but zoomers and mutts celebrate it.

How do you explain this?

Finally, some representation of men with penises my size!

kek

>testing ramps up dramatically
>number of "confirmed cases" increases proportionally
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH LOOK AT THOSE NUMBERINOS GO UP WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIIIEEEE

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Keep saying it

Just some rowdy blokes having fun with their mate.

We used to have a friend with a dick like this in our classroom. It was cruel for him that PE classes had shared lockrooms, he once went out crying because everyone was making fun of him for his tucked in dick.

He's not wrong that the majority of cases are non-severe. Ending up in a hospital on a ventilator is like 20% of cases and like 15% of that 20% is 40+

>government refuses to do anything
>retard president intentionally allowing it to spread and denying supplies to states cause "they were mean to me ;-;"
When you elect retards solely to "STOP DA LIBS" this is what you get, a guy who literally tells the CDC not to assist hard hit states if they aren't red.

Heaven. Is. Not. Real. Retarded. Christcuck. Brainlet.

You got nude in gym? What school did you go to?

Not really

>300+ million people. 3rd most populated country in the entire world
>major importer and exporter of goods
>#1 financial center in the world, being NYC

NUUuu YOU WEAR A HAT!!!! AND TIP IT!!!!!

You dont need someone else telling you how to be clean.

>no mario 64 painting ripple sound when they jump in the leaves

One job

everyone was saying that worldwide and people were ignoring warnings and crowding onto beaches all over the world. as far as america almost half the cases are in NY alone. meanwhile you have really hard hit countries like france, italy, and germany. italy and spain alone are already have over 4x more deaths than the US.

>>government refuses to do anything
Keep seething, tranny. He issued a travel ban from China back in January and all you faggots were crying about how racist it was and all the fags in New York were telling people to continue to go out and act normal.

i fucking hate this shithole of a country and it’s to no one’s surprise it’s #1 in cases because niggers are literally incapable of hygiene

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School made me not ashamed of being nude in front of other men.

But my dick is average sized, it's not big but it's not a micro dick either, so that helps too.

ITS JUST THE FLU BRO

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>DUDE TRAVEL BAN WILL STOP IT ALL
Unfortunately not all problems can be solved via racism, user. It was already here. You needed to close the borders last year.

>Half the cases are in NY
Because they are actually testing. Places like Florid and Georgia still have not shut down. Florida is gonna be hit so fucking hard with its elderly population and horrible governor.

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>Hey can everyone stay inside
>Lolno springbreak xD
>FUCKING DRUMPFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I fucking hate Yas Forums but Im genuinely starting to believe TDS is a thing

Why didn't DeSantis close the beaches? Why has he still not done it?

Also Trump said the buck stops with him and to blame him.

If this were true nobody would need governments either. Americans prove you wrong.

Half the cases are in NY because of population density you fucking moron.

obsessed

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mario if he real

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>Don't test anyone in most states
>can claim no one is infected
fyi Georgia is 3rd most infected yet still not on lockdown. Why?

>May your bing bings wahoo in heaven kingdom.
Imagine thinking someone will die from something no stronger than the common cold

THIS WILL BE MARIO IN 2010

states is gonna implode when they peak

>
>so... this... is the power of bbc.

OMG!! Post of the Decade right here. You just kicked all the niggers in the balls!!!

i feel personally attacked

He's doing his part to own the libtards, have YOU gotten coronavirus today Yas Forums?

>But my dick is average sized
prove it

Okay so what's Trump going to do? Station a soldier outside of your house that shoots you if you walk out? At the end of the day he can only do so much without slamming down an iron fist which would just result in people going REEEEEEEEE TRUMPS A TYRANT LITERALLY HITLER SEE WE TOLD YOU.
Motherfucker got one of the worst situations to hit any US president in the last 20 years.

>You needed to close the borders last year.
That's racist. Build bridges, not walls. No borders.

Declare a nation wide shutdown
Give aid to states that request it rather than refuse due to politics.
Listen to health experts.
Stop lying.

Maybe if he is such a shit leader, he shouldn't be one? He needs to fuck off because he's trying to kill Americans because "their governor were mean to me ;-;"