How to fix TF2:
>new update
>remove all f2ps
done, just saved the fucking game
How to fix TF2:
Dominic James
Christian Bell
why is it considered a bad thing by gaming communities to not shill out cash for cosmetic items that don't enhance gameplay?
Gabriel Butler
never actually played this game why is it so popular
James Richardson
The short answer is bantz are built into the game and the skill ceiling isn't that bad.
Landon Mitchell
>make it so f2p can only play on community servers
>99% cheaters gone from matchmaking
>community servers get more players, and admins can ban any cheaers
game fixed
Parker Jackson
funny faces and ragdolls
James Harris
it's a good game and it's one of those games from the bygone era where you could mod the games and create completely new game modes which helps a game stay alive
Colton Cook
high skill ceiling
good maps and characters
mods
free
Nathan Watson
good gameplay
unique artstyle and presentation
loads of mods
Connor Campbell
i just fucking realized that Schadenfreude is free
Liam Cruz
Low skill floor so anyone can have fun, modability and community servers which carried the lifespan of the game (until valve removed them), general high quality and balance in general where the best weapons is the vanilla starting gear.
Michael Flores
what
David Ortiz
If you press the taunt bind two times it makes the Schadenfreude taunt just now i realized
Jack Carter
n-no? it does the normal weapon taunt.
Nathaniel Jackson
Do you have any other taunt in your inventory?
Ryder Nelson
yes but I don't have schadenfreude.
If you press g twice it should do the default taunt.
Elijah Parker
>He doesn't know
Kevin Carter
Because people who aren't even willing to invest like 2$ into a game which they play on a daily basis are either cheaters or thirdworld shitters you don't want to play with.
Carter Murphy
Buff scout.
Wasnt there an idea a long time ago around the scout update that he was supposed to have a baseball glove that could catch rockets and projectiles?
Why did they not go with that.
Jace Howard
1. that would nerf soldier.
2. soldier mains can't into equipping shotguns.
John Brown
Scout is fine though.
This. Anything which nerfs Soldier wont go live.
Kayden Williams
>Buff scout.
No
>baseball glove that could catch rockets and projectiles?
Add that though, sounds neat.
Caleb Walker
>soldier mains can't into equipping shotguns
that's boring compared to being able to rocket jump more
Grayson Murphy
better yet.
Remove the slow from sandman balls.
Sandman can reflect projectiles by timing hits correctly, and has FaN esque knock back on normal swings.
Airshotting people with the ball always crits and craters them.
John Martinez
>not using the most satisfying weapon in the game
Brandon Torres
i do, landing a market is the most satisfying thing you can do outside of landing a market on a rocket jumping enemy or on a medic will full uber but those are just other markets
Parker Richardson
I like how OP the gunboats were that they had to buff every other secondary the soldier had to make them viable.
EXCEPT for the shotgun, because that would throw everything else out of balance.
Instead of I dunno.... nerfing the gunboats?
Hudson James
Don't worry guys, he has intel that there's a major update coming VERY soon.
Caleb Peterson
as much as I hate f2ps, they are the only reason this game still has players to be honest
what you DO need to remove is casual matchmaking
Owen Ortiz
>he didnt play tf2 in the golden years
Asher Anderson
thats some mad heretical shit you just spewed there
Austin Hall
I just think its funny how Comp fags want to nerf joke weapons because they have gimmick strengths in Comp. Yet shit like the ubersaw, Gunboats, and sticky launcher need to remain unchanged.
Jaxson Anderson
nah i think gimmick weapons are fine
Carter Young
I dont get how people can play this game for 10 years with soilder still in the game
Jacob Bennett
are you a comp fag?
Juan Wood
>I dont get how people can play this game for 10 years with sniper still in the game
Fixed
Carter Nguyen
if comp was fixed id play it that being said i can enjoy tf2 as a casual fuck around game and also an effort too win game
Jeremiah Bell
well then I'm not talking about you then. Just comp fags that want to nerf the cowmangler because the sentry downside doesn't apply to them.
Nicholas Martin
I wish it "dies" and turns into what TFC is now, vanilla and comfy.
Jordan Young
Sticky jumper.
Hudson Nguyen
Who has the best laugh?
Benjamin Turner
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOHOHOHHAHAHA OHDA HAAAA HA HA
Grayson Edwards
i remember there was a day where they somehow accidentally only allowed non-f2ps into matchmaking. Every match was engaging and teams were typically more equal in skill, also there was a significant lack of hackers.
Christian Clark
It's April Fools, it does the Schadenfreude naturally.
Michael Anderson
best laugh taunt or best laugh voiceline?
Christopher Rogers
theres no way valve updated there game for this.
William Morgan
How to fix TF2, step 1:
BUFF THE SPY
>Sneaking buffs:
Spy can fake reload always.
Spy can toggle disguise or real speed.
Spawn wallhacks don't work on Spies unless they've already been seen or are visible, and never reveal a Spy to the player he's disguised as. (So NOT having an outline doesn't give a Spy away too easily)
Disguise animation bugs fixed.
First and third-person animations for disguising and for cloaking/uncloaking are synced.
No on-hit effects (Building rage by hitting cloaked Spy, for example) work on disguised or cloaked Spies unless they kill them.
Cloaked Spies can fully use enemy buildings regardless of disguise.
>Spying buffs:
Spy can see loadouts like he can see health and Uber meters. This includes weapons, ammo loaded, ammo stored, rechargeable meters, Rage meters, enemy heads, etc.
On disguise kit, Spy can see enemy team make-up, dead and alive, as two numbers above each class icon.
When holding disguise kit, Spy can see the outline of anyone he's disguised as.
None of the above three work on enemy Spies.
>Pure gameplay buffs:
Spy gets 20% damage resistance when disguised, the same thing he gets when cloaked.
Revolvers have quicker accuracy cool down. (1.25 sec to .87 sec)
Sappers can be slid a short distance (Shift+M1) and can attach to buildings. Now takes 1 second to recharge on placement and 4 seconds on slide. Can be broken while on the ground, will attach to buildings placed near them, and when a fourth is slid, the oldest will break, like a sticky. Those attached to buildings are not counted. Enemies walking over them will have chargeable meters quickly drained, including Uber, cloak, rage, etc.
James Johnson
I'd be willing to defend all of these ideas, except that I'm about to sleep. The first section just makes tricking enemies into thinking you're one of them, for at least long enough to get around, much easier, and shouldn't be controversial.
The second part is to make it easier to know how to go about your business. Now it's easier to decide which enemies to go after. You see two Soldiers, and don't know which to pick. You mouse over each and see one has full Rage. The choice is made for you. Or you see a Pyro, and want to run, but then see he's out of primary ammo, and easy pickings.
Or you use your disguise kit to see the enemy has no Snipers, but four Engies, so now you know which disguise to take. Also, you can keep it out to check around and make sure you're not in the same area as the guy you're disguised as, who is the least-likely to be fooled by you.
Lastly, a few solid buffs that everyone would feel would be nice. A bit more defense against Spy-checking and a bit better aim with the revolver would both be nice.
The last thing can be split in two, the sliding part, which I actually think a lot of people would agree with, and the meter-draining thing, which would mostly be useless, but flavorful. Just a little easter-egg type thing.
Luis Flores
No, it's just like Halloween, Full Moon or the Birthday mode now: it's set to automatically activate on a specific date.
Grayson Taylor
HOW THE FUCK DO I FIX THE GODDAMN STUTTERING IN THE GAME?! I WOULD USE THE COMMAND "cl_forcepreload" BUT GUESS FUCKING WHAT? THE NIGGERS DELETED IT FROM THE GAME FOR SOME GODDAMN REASON!
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT VALVE, I DON'T FUCKING MIND WAITING AN EXTRA 2 MINUTES TO LOAD ALL THE ASSETS BEFORE I GET INTO THE GAME SO I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE STUTTER, QUIT BEING THE SHITTIEST VIDYA COMPANY THAT EVER EXISTED YOU COCK SUCKING KEKS
Aaron Wood
I know exactly how to fix TF2:
>Only 6v6 games in matchmaking
>Turn off random crits
>No duplicate classes in matchmaking
>Heavy has to reload his minigun
>Everyone gets infinite ammo
>Only payload, koth and attack/defense as matchmaking modes
>Remove trading
>Add competitive rewards so more people play it
>Engineers turret upgrades automatically to lvl 2, but deals less damage
>Dispenser and tele removed
>Spy has infinite cloak and cannot instakill backstab anymore, his main damage is now his revolver
>Rocketjump gets dedicated button and doesn't do damage. It has a cooldown
>Stickyjump gets a dedicated button and doesn't do damage to yourself. It has a cooldown
>You get removed from game if you afk more than 30 secods
>Crouch jump gets removed
>Scout's doublejump gets removed
>Bonk! has a dedicated button with a cooldown
>Jarate has a dedicated button with a cooldown
>Jetpack has a dedicated button with a cooldown
>Every class has only one weapon, melee weapons have been turned into quick-melees which have their own dedicated button
>Air strafing gets removed
>B-hop gets removed
>Every 4-6 months a new class is introduced
Justin Foster
VALVE
Lincoln Myers
How to fix TF2: Hunt Down The Scout gamemode
Carter Evans
Bentley Sanders
bruh
Jace Gray
>No duplicate classes in matchmaking
Even as a shitpost, that's just wrong to say.
Hudson Hall
wait a second
Cameron Cooper
>kill the game
>reboot in source 2
>rework classes such the spy, sniper, or pyro
>make heavy useful
>dont add any cosmetics yet, make the cosmetic system be like dota 2 (No more models over models, if a cosmetic changes spy's suit, remove that part of his body and put the new cosmetic there)
>No map filtering in matchmaking, only gamemodes
>Stop catering to "pro players"
>Remove 5CP all-together, murder anybody that tries to remake it
>Rework PLR
>Remove Player Destruction, it's just a shitty ass deathmatch gamemode, however keep the logic/code ingame so it can be used for whatever mario kart 24/7 maps
>Give CTF matches a timer
>Blend CTF and passtime together, or CTF and RD
>Finish Robot Destruction
>Make more special delivery maps, make them part of the KOTH map pool if there arent enough maps for it to deserve a special filter
>Keep artstyle on check, stop adding shitty workshop maps made by absolute hacks that give zero shit about optimization or original artstyle
>Remove gimmicks in maps, and in events
>Have more cool shit like contracts
>Add MvM, actually care about the gamemode and update it from time to time
>Server mutator/style/whatever so MvM upgrades become available anytime, can buy upgrades from the spawn room, get money from capturing objectives or killing players
>More engi buildings
Samuel Brooks
Stand aside thot
Kevin Russell
Forgot to add
>*ahem* REMOVE FUCKING TURBINE IT'S A SHIT MAP WHEN THERE'S ENGINEERS / SNIPERS AROUND. WORST FUCKING THEME AND WORST FUCKING ARTPASS OF THE WHOLE GAME. HAS THE WORST FUCKING SPAWNROOM OF ALL.
Colton Lopez
Player Destruction is good, the problem is that all the maps for it suck. Monster bash is the only good one, but it has no non-halloween variant.
Also engineers kind of just ruin PD all together regardless of map.