GTA 5 LEAKS/MINES

Datamines from Russian piracy site
Full Map Mined edition

so far
>three playable characters that can be switched between at certain story moments
>characters will each have their own arcs
>presumably male, only name found in social club files is ped_m_michael
>other two are ped_m_carjack and ped_m_crazy
>will include online multiplayer modes including deathmatch and racing post-launch
>no indication of pc release
>map image leaked and widely speculated to be accurate (pic related)
>will be nearly 5x the size of san andreas if true
>full frontal nudity in game's ESRB filing record
>files reference casinos, speculatory las venturas dlc

Thoughts, hopes, predictions, bitchings?

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hoping that CJ is in it somewhere. Been waiting for this game for years. Sick of IV

There's a model somebody found last thread called CJ's House but I assume it's an easter egg

Sounds fake

Oh fuck i cant wait. big if true

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Did i just go back in time what the fuck.

multiplayer will be so cool

Where the fuck is San Fierro and there better be a casino

HURR DURR IM RETARDED HAHAHA LAUGH. FUCKING LAUGH TIGHT NOW AT THE JUSTAPAXION OF A GAME ALREADY BEING OUT NOT BEIMG OUT. WHY ARE YOU NOT LAUGHING DUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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at this point we at least know the map isn't gonna be anything like SA's unfortunately

Vice City was the best GTA. Fuck niggers.

are you ok?

what the FUCK were they thinking with this map? Theres literally no incentive to ever travel out into 90% of the map

seek help weirdo

Imagine if you could own a house in multiplayer that would be cool as fuck

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LAUGH

>dbz negro hates fun
Figured

>that northern section of LITERALLY nothing
what the FUCK

Both of 4's expansions were great, I'm sure 5 will follow in that trend and have some great single player DLC too! Hopefully they learned from their mistake in 4 and don't bother with multiplayer either, I think it's obvious nobody's interested in that.

do you need someone to talk to?

Take your meds weirdo

uhm this is the actual path

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So did they really scrap venturas dlc?

why did you necro this thread?

Considering they'd be fucking idiots not to make DLC like TLaD or BoGT it looks like they'll be using it to branch off new DLC, especially if they add a bridge to a Las Ventura desert.

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Only 1 small city. Yikes this better be fake.

n-no I’m fine on my own. Now laugh at the.. ah fuck it

it was never confirmed but if they don't do it at least we'll get some other good sp dlc

>Cops 'n' Crooks on that massive highway
>Hangman's NOOSE in that massive airport
fucking HYPED, Yas Forums lobbies when?

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It's 20XX

>A GAME ALREADY BEING OUT
what?

Lmaoo what the fuck is that map? Looks like Leo from TMNT. Fake as fuck, as usual Yas Forums.

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literally the current year

>no realistic steak
>no fingerless gloves
no buy

>never ever

THE YEAR IS 2002

>no fun allowed

Another GLORIOUS console exclusive. Still living in make believe land, PCfags?

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A thousand times this.

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Why the fuck are they releasing this shit on dead platforms? Just wait for the PS4 and Xbox 720 for fuck sakes.

I'm confused

5 years is way too long for a gta, whats taking them so long? also that homer simpson looking head ass map looks fake as fuck

Sneed

>mfw PCfags will never EVER get to play GTA V

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I hope the DLCs in this game are as cool as the ones in 4, maybe a lost and the damned 2 would be cool.Or fingers crossed for an undead nightmare DLC like RDR got

it looks more like a western movie studio's take on a realistic version of Yoshi

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what?

I wish I could upvote this

dude, are you from the future or something?

Unless one of the characters is female I'm going to flip my shit and not buy it.

Back in 2012, I got fired from my job for looking at leaked GTAV maps on my work computer. I don't even fucking care about GTA that much.

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What exactly happened? Surely that wasn't the only thing

Story?

You worked at Rockstar?

Fucking lmao.

Pic related is actually GTAV. AMA I'm gonna leave Rockstar anyhow so I don't give a shit. Gonna go work for Bethesda soon enough.

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FAKE AS FUCK
there's NO WAY there going to waste that much of the map on mountains and water

fake and gay

>three playable characters that can be switched between at certain story moments
>characters will each have their own arcs
>presumably male, only name found in social club files is ped_m_michael
I guess Michael is the "why did I move here" guy from the trailer, pic related. Thoughts on the other two? It'd be cool if one was a hood gangster and the other was an undercover cop that betrays you at the end of the game. Also multiple endings like in IV, yay or nay?

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That menu looks a lot like GTA IV's. Also why is it in French?