Final Fantasy 7 Remake Is Available Now, 9 Days Early in Australia

maybe play the original game you dumb secondary

sorry guys
have a rufus

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>shitaku link
>for a non-story like this
fuck off shill

why would I lie on the internet
it literally spoils a surprise summon

>non-story

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I did before you were born, you dumb faggot. He wasn't some awkward loser. Try playing the original

"Secondary" is never going to happen

it also shows every weapon for each character which can ruin the excitement for some

he was literally some faggot pretending to be cool - now it's more expressive with actual dialogue and facial expressions

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>not awkward
>agrees to cross-dress when he could've just stormed corneo's mansion alone
>literally some mental case pretending to be cool

He's an awkward psychotic pretending to be a cool mercenary because he is insane.

Why not just release it everywhere now?

>>agrees to cross-dress when he could've just stormed corneo's mansion alone
To save Tifa and her tifas, he would endure any humiliation.

Really though, what's up with street dates. Why do they exist? If the game's already finished, why don't they just give it to us?

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>a 21yo schizo who is mentally still 17 larping as a SOLDIER
>not awkward as fuck

come on now

I think it's up to the retailers themselves.

Yes and it wasn't half as bad as this. They just made him appear weak as fuck. What is excuse fagging for? It's fucking Midgar where it's tough. Square injects their faggy world view from our world into this one and just fucks it up. He is pretending to be Soldier 1st class not some simp.

I'm not talking about that part. The first bit up to the reactor bombing.

he isn't awkward during the first bombing
he fumbles on line about his age because he factually doesn't know how old he is

You're such a purist retard who can't even get their facts straight.

I havent actually watched it. Can you post examples of him being too awkward?

>he appears weak has fuck
>takes out a fucking squad on his own then a small army before getting to 7th Heaven

they're just giving his character some diversity and it works because cloud is inherently weak

>tfw just got the game from JB

It's time bois

I do think they're playing up Cloud's obvious problems too much. it wasn't exactly subtle in the original game but here the exact nature of them isn't going to be hard to guess at all for new people. They make it pretty obvious he's not who he says he is with so many little flashes.

>didn't pre-order the game
>got a text from EB saying my pre-order was ready
>check online
>deposit for FF7 remake is there

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They're fleshing out his character more because this is a fucking 60 hour game on it's own. Like it or hate it, but I think they're doing very well.

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>put disc in
>1 hour to copy data

well I bought a 24 pack of beer from Aldi for $30 so here I go

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Same man this loading is taking forever. I am actually working from home, so I just went out and got the game.

>this is a fucking 60 hour game on it's own
citation needed

To pull shit out my ass, so that they can be extra sure the release goes well, that launch is an actual event, and to not favor one company over another. You don't want to say that a games coming out on a certain day, and some areas don't have the games out by then, it shits on marketing.

Man, I'm hoping his final fight will be bad ass.

pre-ordered from jb hifi for deliver. not fulfilled yet.

should i just cancel and go pick up in store?

Just ring up a store or something.

40 realistically as it's classed as a full length JRPG. I'd say 20 if you rush the story. Point being its the same length as the original FF7.

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dafuq

maybe you were pissed when you did it lol

i didnt pre order from a store though. no click and collect. so i dont know how that would work

IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING BRILLO PAD

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If middle aged boomers can complain about shit and get shit, you can too

>SE doesn't push up the date digitally for everyone else to compensate
Goddamnit

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Omg don't spoil it please!

BUT AMERICA THE EPICENTER!
Mutherfuck Australia, just because of some lameass toilet paper sortage.

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thanks for believing in me

>tfw the title screen is the sword

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You'll see when the time comes. I am watching it now and I knew they would make him cringy but they take the piss and trying to do something and fail at it.

>muh purist
Why over exaggerate because you don't like to hear it? It's just simply the case. They made him into a beta you would find in our world. This is fucking shinra dominated Midgar for fucks sake. Fucking pussy.

I am not mentioning physical strength, you simple brainlet.

anyone streaming it? Want to see how the combat opens up.

lmoa this fucking dood

Bro get the fuck outta here.
They probably got most of their sales from America too. Fuck this shit bruh.

I hope the aussie shitposters spoil all the retarded advent children shit they added to this remake

Me too because if it's there I need to know so I won't buy it.

Come on, give the poor aussies a break, they get fucked on prices and release date damn near all of the time. Let the poor bastards have this one.

it looks so fucking gorgeous on the tele

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We are now even for WW2.

>mass replying

go shitpost somewhere else mate

I have a shitty TV and it looks gorgeous still.

>watching
>seething

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>Remake the actual FF7 story, but only Midgar, with very little added on and then offer a bunch of open world side content as a post-game bonus mode filled with nods to extended canon and setting up things for the future parts.
>Consumers think they got a great remake of the original game with a bunch of bonus content thrown in, even if the bonus content is nowhere near as pretty as the core game.

>Do the exact same thing except make the "bonus content" part of the normal play experience.
>"Why the fuck is this so ugly? What happened? Is this a cheap cash grab?"
Squeenix is fucking retarded.

It's there.
No cancel your order.

You know what?
I'm fucking sick of Japan now.
They need to release the game everywhere NOW or we're sending back to Hiroshima with another bomb.

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