Grow up with no friends in niche community

He's not based or redpilled, he's shook from when they tried to cancel him right when he decided to take this full-time. He won't even refer to killing people or video game characters anymore, he says "passed away."

maybe that shouldn't have killed jesus and ruined civilization.

Those are called cutting boards, so you can mark those up as you cut things instead of your countertop, pans, cooking sheets, and plates.

Both their vids are pretty comfy desu

Every speedrunning video is comfy, but I'm just glad that actual respected speedrunners (within their own community) are making the vids.

Funny how none of them are made by any of the trans speedrunners, almost like their communities do NOT want to have that as their spokesperson and point of entry.

>More popular
>Produces arguably better content
>Never got caught cheating
>Much more talented
>Taller
>Happily married
>Still has a head full of hair
>Never got caught spouting retarded Yas Forumsshit
>Has vastly better taste in music
>Is a father
>Isn't a fucking leaf
How can goose compete?

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>Never got caught spouting retarded Yas Forumsshit
"Never got caught" being key. Every single member of The Elite had been flippantly using Yas Forums terms for years until Goose and Grav got caught.
There's a reason the vast majority of people on The Elite, including the Pakistani runner Ace, didn't bat an eye other than to say that nobody should talk about that stuff on their Discord or forums. Karl did multiple collabs with Goose right when it was fresh too.

nice autismface faggot

It's called being happy

>submit fraudulent speedrun
>get caught cheating in a speedrun immediately
>claim you were just trying to prove how easy it was to get away with cheating in a speedrun
>still get taken seriously as a speedrunner somehow
>finally have your career ended because you went on multiple page racist rant about how the jews are the reason why everything is bad

I wonder how he'll blame the jews now.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

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Video games.

It's pretty clear why goose is unpopular, the masses just don't care about goldeneye. If he did more stuff like this:
youtube.com/watch?v=BCtIYsJuPRY
youtube.com/watch?v=97y-8EOkAhE
youtube.com/watch?v=n_bw0jDNP4g
youtube.com/watch?v=rvkg2XvKOJo
He would blow up too. It's still possible to make goldeneye/PD content but there has to be a strong attempt to reach out to the casual audience via explaining simple things and keeping the videos concise and entertaining.

>that pic

Why yes, I do play dated console shooters, how could you tell?

>tfw want to start making videos on YT but don't want to show my face.
>tfw would primarily make videos around sonic related shit
there's no hope for me to be the next cybershell is there, I should just neck myself, shouldn't i?

Wasn’t this the retard that couldn’t keep his power level in check and went on a tirade about niggers and Jews? What is it with Yas Forumsinfants unable to keep that shit hidden.

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>say thing
>life gets ruined
might as well live in china

so basically just dont make friends in any industry

you never know unless you try man

>societal norms is anti racism
>say racist shit
>people don’t like that
wow never saw that coming

Goldeneye, Perfect Dark, and Timesplitters are more advanced than the garbage most retards lap up these days.

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only if you fuck with the goverment other then that you can say whatever the fuck you want

I'm sure his 150 IQ brain will find a way.

anyone ever notice that’s it’s social rejects that turn to Yas Forumsthink? I wonder why that is.

us rejects are forming our own outlier culture. thats why ever since the election theres a huge push to censor internet free speech. they realized.

>anyone ever notice that’s it’s social rejects that turn to Yas Forumsthink? I wonder why that is.

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just life
always idiots who don't know what they are talking about start talking about shit they nothing about

What is "Yas Forumsthink"?

you would snap like weak twig

ok troon

Yas Forumsthink is when you falsely call out jews as the reason for all the problems in the world despite the fact there is literally no proof what so ever of that.

I've had over 109 friends in my life and they've all broken the friendship and told me to never visit them again. Why do they all irrationally hate me?

>called out the jews

Pretty based lad

Probably because you talked badly about jews. Nobody likes a person who is anti-Semitic, that is actually worse then being racist because you're talking about a group that actually doesn't deserve any hate with what they went through collectively during WW2.

>every nation over the last 3000 years hated the jews and banned them from their civilizations
>the ones that didnt ultimately became corrupted

big think

Reminder that Harber is a cringe gay jew who eats his own cum.

>every nation over the last 3000 years hated the jews and banned them from their civilizations

CITATION FUCKING NEEDED

in b4 you post some "proof" that is chalked full of words that nobody is going to read that is completely made up. Post something real and digestible.

>Karl Jobst
He sounds so deep up his own ass. Like he is some kind of blueblood upperclass elite of the humanity because he speedruns shit.
His Myst speedruns video starts with him speaking on how incredibly talented, smart and sophisticated he and his family were for playing puzzle quests in he past. He spends like 3 minutes for this segment stroking his own ego.

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ok heres one for your retarded ass: the bible.

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEK

This is just as cringe as spouting Yas Forumsshit

>the bible.

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hes baiting because he wants to be spoonfed like a literal baby at the dinner table

jew quote
Then Moses stretched out his hand over the sea, and the Lord drove the sea back by a strong east wind all night and made the sea dry land, and the waters were divided. And the people of Israel went into the midst of the sea on dry ground, the waters being a wall to them on their right hand and on their left.

the people of isreal sold out jesus christ to the romans, maybe read before you post stupid shit you have zero grasp on

I don't give a shit about speedrunning but Goose's videos are entertaining. I only know about him because of Yas Forums.

i would have sold jesus he did not have a job and looked like a smug hippy

he had a job, he was a carpenter.

BASED

>sold out
No, they threatened the Romans with destruction. Do you know how many Jews there were compared to Roman soldiers? A lot.

But it's perfectly fine to openly hate Christians, right?

the romans and israelites of the time were practically interchangeable.

jew killed by jews

>t. historically illiterate moron

ok buddy, this is how i know you dont read.

I like both

Didn't he dump his original channel because he was outed as an antisemetic fascist?
Fuck him, man.

>Didn't he dump his original channel because he was outed as an antisemetic fascist?
>Fuck him, man.

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whatever the case it was so long ago that you could have many books and many cases written to anyone that wanted prove a point about someone they hated was in the wrong ,that you will never know for sure what happened back then,plus over time people just lost a lot of it or just destroyed it to fix their own agenda. in the end its like today normal people and someone from Yas Forums write a book and in 1000 years from now people use those 2 books to prove their point

All the discord trash aside, golden eye is boring as fuck and one gives a shit about it. Jobst has a much wider variety of content and its much more interesting. Pretty basic.

He clearly did get fucked, so it all worked out.

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