RISKY RAINS 2

>I just want to increase my attack speed with no downsides please
>I just want to increase my crit chance with no downsides please
>I Just want to increase my passive regeneration with no downsides please
>I just want to increase my movement speed with no downsides please
>I just want to increase my secondary attack charges with no downsides please
Um, okay? Maybe just play the game on drizzle, seems like the best option for you.

Imagine seething this hard over being bad at the game lmao

>monster tooth worst item!!!
Chronobauble is the worst item in the game and it has the gall to be fucking green

>OH FUCK YEAH! Dude I just love RoR 2 it's so much fun dude, you can collect power ups to get stronger so I don't need skill! I love the minimalist artstyle, because instead of enjoying the visuals I can enjoy more soi!

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11:59pm in hawaii; still march technically.

>got killed cy a fucking lemurian
That's it, this update will be cursed

Hoping for some Arti adjustments. Let me hope....

God I hope Parents finally show up, I've been wanting to see them in 3D ever since this game came out

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gusic

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t. drizzlet

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

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you are a hurabguoauaoan

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>thinking it's about the stun
funny, you claim you're not bad at the game then you go out of your way to betray your own words

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>Anonymous 03/31/20(Tue)16:49:27 No.501398573▶
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> >OH FUCK YEAH! Dude I just love RoR 2 it's so much fun dude, you can collect power ups to get stronger so I don't need skill! I love the minimalist artstyle, because instead of enjoying the visuals I can enjoy more soi!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT THE UPDATE I WANT ARTIFACTS GIVE THEM TO ME HOPOO IV'E WAITED ENOUGH

Post your Risky face.

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soon, lads

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Chronobauble is pretty bad, but the worst item is actually Corpsebloom. Chronobauble won't actively get you killed and can at least be used on a printer or a red item pool

But like pretty much every items you can pickup has no downsides?
>I just want to increase my attack speed with no downsides please
Syringe
>I just want to increase my crit chance with no downsides please
Glasses
>I Just want to increase my passive regeneration with no downsides please
tooth/meat
>I just want to increase my movement speed with no downsides please
hoof/energy drink
>I just want to increase my secondary attack charges with no downsides please
whatever that items is i forget

Corpsebloom is situationally useful if your heals are trash and you're planning on obliterating

Chronobaulbe is never useful

He's talking about Spinel tonic, I think.

>LESS
>THAN
>FIVE
>MINUTES

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>I just want to increase my armor with no downsides please
Um, okay? Maybe just play the game on drizzle, seems like the best option for you.

>implying there wont be a last minute delay again

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hey guys, hopoo here, do I pick up?
this guy has been calling me for the past hour or so

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IT'S OUT
CHECK FILE INTEGRITY
GO GO GO GO GO

kek

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UPDATES HERE RESTART STEAM HAVE FUN

>zey're waiting?
>delay ett

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UPDATE IS OUT.
ARTIFACTS AND SKY MEADOW ARE BACK.
IT'S FUCKING RISKY TIME BROS.

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Oh shit

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HOLY SHIT AN UPDATE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

IT'S OUT.

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>220.6 mb

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Oh no no no no no no no no

>this slick new UI
Nice

i took a shit and didn't wipe so i smeel it and no update still

>no patch notes
HOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

restart steam

CHECK THE FUCKING CHALLENGES

THERE'S LIKE OVER A DOZEN FUCKING ARTIFACTS TO UNLOCK

THEY'RE FUCKING BACK BROS I KNEW IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Early Access Artifacts Content Update - New Survivor Vote - March 31, 2020
Artifacts Content Update - Available Now on PCEarly Access Artifacts Content Update - New Survivor Vote - March 31, 2020
Artifacts Content Update - Available Now on PC

>engineer has his missiles
YORE
UGLEH

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LATE

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>ACTUALLY ON TIME
WTF

store.steampowered.com/newshub/app/632360/view/2098055393562282871

New Artifact: Artifact of Honor
New Artifact: Artifact of Enigma
New Artifact: Artifact of Spite
New Artifact: Artifact of Soul
New Artifact: Artifact of Death
New Artifact: Artifact of Vengeance
New Artifact: Artifact of Metamorphosis
New Artifact: Artifact of Dissonance
New Artifact: Artifact of Chaos
New Artifact: Artifact of Frailty
New Artifact: Artifact of Kin
New Artifact: Artifact of Sacrifice
New Artifact: Artifact of Evolution
New Artifact: Artifact of Glass
New Artifact: Artifact of Command
New Artifact: Artifact of Swarms

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Play the game fucking nigger.

3 months of waiting for a 220 mb update, thanks hopoo

sixteen? dear god

>parents are back
>mushrums are back
>spite is confirmed in the steam page trailer

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VOTE FOR THE NEW SURVIVOR
ENFORCERCHADS THIS OUR CHANCE

HOLY FUCK IT'S HAPPENING

>FUNBALLS
FUNBALLS
>FUNBALLS
FUNBALLS
>FUNBALLS
FUNBALLS
>FUNBALLS
FUNBALLS
>FUNBALLS
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAA

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ENGIE SKIN
MORE CHARACTER SLOTS

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VOTE FOR THE NEXT SURVIVOR

We're going home................

New Artifact: Artifact of Honor
New Artifact: Artifact of Enigma
New Artifact: Artifact of Spite
New Artifact: Artifact of Soul
New Artifact: Artifact of Death
New Artifact: Artifact of Vengeance
New Artifact: Artifact of Metamorphosis
New Artifact: Artifact of Dissonance
New Artifact: Artifact of Chaos
New Artifact: Artifact of Frailty
New Artifact: Artifact of Kin
New Artifact: Artifact of Sacrifice
New Artifact: Artifact of Evolution
New Artifact: Artifact of Glass
New Artifact: Artifact of Command
New Artifact: Artifact of Swarms

New Skill Variant: Commando Utility
New Skill Variant: Huntress Primary
New Skill Variant: Acrid Utility
New Skill Variant: Acrid Passive
New Skill Variant: Engineer Utility

New Item: Repulsion Armor Plate
New Item: Squid Polyp
New Item: Death Mark
New Item: Interstellar Desk Plant
New Equipment: Sawmerang
New Equipment: Recycler
New Lunar Item: Focused Convergence
New Boss Item: ???

>16 Artifacts

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16 artifacts according to patch notes

The whole game is like 2 gigs, what did you expect?

10 MAN HOST WHEN

anyone hosting?

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>Vote for a returning survivor
BANDITBROS, ENFORCERCHADS, LETS DO THIS.

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ENGI GETS HIS HARPOONS BACK
>ENGI GETS HIS HARPOONS BACK
ENGI GETS HIS HARPOONS BACK
>ENGI GETS HIS HARPOONS BACK
ENGI GETS HIS HARPOONS BACK
>ENGI GETS HIS HARPOONS BACK
ENGI GETS HIS HARPOONS BACK
>ENGI GETS HIS HARPOONS BACK
ENGI GETS HIS HARPOONS BACK
>ENGI GETS HIS HARPOONS BACK
ENGI GETS HIS HARPOONS BACK
>ENGI GETS HIS HARPOONS BACK
ENGI GETS HIS HARPOONS BACK
>ENGI GETS HIS HARPOONS BACK
ENGI GETS HIS HARPOONS BACK
>ENGI GETS HIS HARPOONS BACK
ENGI GETS HIS HARPOONS BACK
>ENGI GETS HIS HARPOONS BACK
ENGI GETS HIS HARPOONS BACK
>ENGI GETS HIS HARPOONS BACK
ENGI GETS HIS HARPOONS BACK
>ENGI GETS HIS HARPOONS BACK
ENGI GETS HIS HARPOONS BACK
>ENGI GETS HIS HARPOONS BACK

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NO NOOOOOOOOO!

Children didn't make the cut, but mushrums did

Didn't expect that, cool

>16 artifacts
Based hopoo

SHITBOX HOST REPORTING IN
Ctrl+Alt+~ connect 75.83.147.96
NO MODS, WILL RESTART IF SOMEONE DROPS UPDATED SAVE FILE

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>time is now stopped in void fields

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Vanilla Bois
109775240991340414

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when will i be able to get the pirate version?

HOSTAN

EU

NA WORKS FINE

109775240991343462

WHO
ARE
YOU
VOTAN
youtube.com/watch?v=o46Rbcej5KU

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NVM CLOSED

>16 (SIXTEEN) artifacts
NAYSAYERS APOLOGIZE

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phase round got buffed bros

IM A FUCKING IDIOT
ITS
Ctrl+Alt+~ connect 75.83.147.96:7777

YES

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>IT DOESN'T WORK
AAAAAAAAAA

HOSTAN

EU

NA WORKS FINE

109775240991343462

1 more

>No Arti changes
HOPOO YOU FUCKS!

>people keep joining and disconnecting
HOPOO FUCKED 10 MANS AGAIN
LOOKING INTO SOLUTIONS

user IT'S NOT LETTING ME CONNECT

I want Enforcer, but Miner could be cool, but that Paladin idea sounds rad, fuck fuck fuck

>enforcer
>chef
>one of those cool new picks
FUCK BROS WHO DO I CHOOSE

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>16 ARTIFACTS
>VOTE FOR SURVIVOR
>VOID FIELDS ARE WORTH DOING
WHERES THE NAYSAYERS NOW FUCKERS

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Huntress got buffed to high hell
M1 fires way faster and correct me if I'm wrong but I think Ballista got a cooldown reduction, it's 11. Haven't played in a while but I could've sworn it was 14 before