Nintendo will remaster almost every mainline game of Mario’s back catalog

Hoes mad

>OP on suicide watch

Pretty funny when a kid gets buttfucked and he got nothing in return but "N-NO Y-YOU"

nintendo switch
>weak as fuck
>nintendo introduced useless paid online
>nintendo starts shitting out ports at 60 dollars each

worts timeline

>$60 each

(You)

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Nobody plays mario or nintendo games except for children, pedos, furries, incels, basedboys, and redditors

Hoes mad

so basically every person that posts on Yas Forums

not me I'm an alpha male

If they don't remaster Mario Super Sluggers, then it's not worth it.

>He's not even trying anymore

Pathetic, kid, last reply you get from me. Stay mad though :^)

Not me, I'm pc master race.

Rent free, this is a thread about the shitch having no games.

Rent free

>classic mario collection $60
>handheld mario collection $60
>n64 and gamecube 3d mario collection $60
>mario galaxy collection $60
>new super mario all stars + 3d world! $60

Oh god! It's going to be so hard to cope not wasting so much money on old antique games. I get to KEEP my own money! How am I going to COPE with this!?

you don't have any money lmao

>No sports game collection with Mario Sports Mix
Fucking lame.

>Desperately grasping for straws
(You)

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>thinking they'll do bundles
I fully expect each game to be full price

The funny thing is, despite Sõyny's woke attempts, most PS4 users are dudebros who only ever played yearly releases of FIFA and Cowadoody. They are still better than gamergirls, sõybõys, faggots, trannies, and Nintendoterans who'll buy every Pokemon, Mario, Zelda, and AC rehash on Switch.

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Most and most good exclusives
Most and most good ports
Nintendo wins again

this thread is fucking pathetic even from both sides

Oh man, I can't wait til I'll be able to play Super Mario Sunshine again!
Oh wait....

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Enjoy your 3 hour "interactive" movie games with crafting mechanics friend! Although of course ideally good new games would be made, we live in 2020, so everything is required to suck varying levels of shit. I'd rather play tried and true stuff than contribute to the death of the medium by buying movie game shit.

MediEvil came out not so long ago and that was an actual game.

>Remaster
New game or fuck off, this is the same shit they did on the 25th anniversary with Super Mario All-Stars on Wii.

this but unironically

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>Implying XC2, Pokemon SWSH, DQ11, and FE3H aren't anime cutscene simulators
You should do that first, ironic weeb faggot.

MORE OLD GAMES I CAN BUY AGAIN FOR 60 DOLLARS? HOOOOOOOOOOLY CRAP GET HYPE

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It's actually the most powerful handheld device there is

wow very cool, just like the fastest dude at the special olympics

>Believes that emulation is theft
Do people like this really exist? Some games are lost media and can only be played throughout emulation, having them online is a great thing.

>Sony and Nintendo killed BC to literallly resell you old games for the rest of time
what fucking timeline is this where Microsoft is the most consumer friendly company?

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Can't wait to see how monkeypawed it is.

I have no respect for anyone who buys remasters, while having access to the original game. Remakes are cool, they're actually a different game, made from scratch (see RE2).

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>Do people like this really exist?
No matter how much i don't want to admit this but yes, there are. When some game was confirmed to work on Ryujinx their twitter was attacked by dozens of people tagging Nintendo and asking them to C&D the entire thing.

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>Blinx
Didn't they abandon the trademark years ago?

See it for yourself. Nintendo sõybõys are particularly notorious for hating on any form of emulation.

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Anyone with loyalty to a fucking corporation has brain damage

As this andanons said, Nintendotrannies are so hostile towards emulation that they always try to get their Nintendo God to shut down any emulation.

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I don't own any of those games and I hate anime. Nice assumptions faggot.

CHACARON

>fifa
>call of duty
>assassins creed
people have done this for whole console generations at this point, except this time the games are good :^)

God damn man, I don't emulate and support Nintendo with my own money, but these faggots are annoying. If people want to emulate games, that's their business, having loyalty to a company this hard is fucking dumb.

Black guy that loves Mario here. I'd kick your bitch ass and fuck your sister irl.

I'll kick your sister's bitch ass and fuck you irl

I'd buy them all.

I love company, they're my friends!
They got funny italian man wahoo
Of course I'll pay $60 for the same game, Nintendo won!

Can't wait to pay $60 USD for a game that came out a quarter of a century ago

Nintendo is the most corporatized of the big, prove me wrong

Unironically full of soul.

Post yfw you both emulate and buy original shit

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>And just like that ninten drones love HD ports
Hypocritical faggots, maybe stop shitting on remakes/ports of my favorite games next time, so you don't look like massive retards when you flip flop. Fuck you.

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Repeat after me:
It's okay when Nintendo does it.
It's okay when Nintendo does it.
It's okay when Nintendo does it.
It's okay when Nintendo does it.
It's okay when Nintendo does it.

Only one I would care about is Galaxy.