ITT: We try to figure out why the characters we want still aren’t playable. I’ll start

ITT: We try to figure out why the characters we want still aren’t playable. I’ll start.

Waluigi: Sakurai hates Waluigi.
Slippy: People think they hate Slippy and he would just be a clone of Fox.
Mona (Warioware): Sakurai hates women.
Zero: Sakurai hates Capcom.
Shantae: See Zero.
Toad: I have know idea why Toad still isn’t playable. Maybe Sakurai was on shrooms (pun intended).

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Your reasoning up until Mona was good.

Geno: Do I even have to say it?
Viridi: Sakurai likely thinks we have all the Kid Icarus representation we need. And even then, Medusa or Hades would likely get in first.
Travis: NMH isn't as big of a franchise as we all think it is.
Crono: Other Square reps likely take priority for Square Enix
Phoenix Wright: Franchise has been largely been losing status in the past years.
Marx: Already a boss. Bandana Dee fags also drown out any support for him for Sakurai to notice.

>Sakurai hates Capcom
Are you alright OP?

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bump

Louie: Sakurai hates pikmin. olimar doesn't have a voice. most of the music is shit. alph. pikmin just now got a assist trophie.

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Sakurai thinks DK is a Mario spin-off when it's not (It's the other way around) hence why it took so long to get K. Rool or he fucking hates DKC.

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Monokuma: Sakurai isn't sure he would be interesting as a rep, and also the preference for protagonists
Doomguy/slayer: Probably some bethesda interference, otherwise the gore and othe pics being sakurai's preferred options
Duna/Raptin: Sakurai never played Fossil Fighters, presumably, or just didn't care.
Chosen Undead/Solaire: Sakurai having a preference for protags and not having one "canon" look
Monster Hunter Hunter: See above
Pheonix Wright: Difficult to justify a moveset for even with MVC
can't think of any others I really want right now

>Sakurai never played Fossil Fighters
Nobody did lol

>Sakurai never played Fossil Fighters
I don't think he plays games that don't interest him, he even admits he plays part of a game and leaves it at that. This is why I laugh at the notion of spirits being a good thing, Sakurai can 'play' a game and then put a still image over a rainbow border and claim he's celebrating gaming. It's disingenuous.

>and claim he's celebrating gaming
>implying it ever was in the first place
We're talking about the same man who said Ridley was "too big", claimed the villagers are "too peaceful to fight", and bared Takamaru from the roster for being too unknown but added Roy anyway. Dude's a liar.

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