What other games that have physics based combat like Mount and Blade?
What other games that have physics based combat like Mount and Blade?
haha dude this video games thread is quite epic and most definitely about video games
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When will DEXfags learn...
do Americans really?
man I could go for some ihop
>asking about a video game
>retard gets distracted by a joke image/webm
GTA IV
He had such an advantage and fucked it up. It seems like he got hit like 10 times with that bat while he hit him 2-3 times with that pvc pipe lmao
bat guy should have destroyed him, he just didn't want to catch manslaughter or worse and held back from smashing his skull in like a bat could
Staged. He is avoiding hitting the guy's head.
>asking about a video game
If you believe this then you're actually retarded.
That's called not being a nigger.
>cagers
Ok Tyrone
well yes because niggers wouldn't have staged it in the first place, but it's still not real.
That doesn't mean it's staged. Have you never seen a fight IRL? Most of the time both parties are actually pretty hesitant to really fuck each other up. That's why it's notable when the opposite happens.
>t. worked in a bar that had no security and very cheap drinks
except the text is about video games
just like when someone posts a female character talking about a game
just like when when someone posts some meme image vaguely related to a game through humor
just like when someone asks "best villains in games?" and posts a real life politician
it's about games, you're the only problem and you're the reason this board is so shit because you support the garbage moderation that cares more about some ecchi picture of a persona girl and a waifu war thread than some literal ERP thread disguised with a smash bros picture so the janitor lazily scrolling through the catalogue ignores it
I hope you get raped to death by the reanimate corpse of your great-grandfather
They have fucking bats dude. If it was real they wouldn't be using bats to avoid fucking each other up.
Yes, we have blacks and Mexicans constantly acting like monkeys unfortunately.
You're right, but that's not exactly what I'm looking for. I'm looking for something similar to Mount and Blade, like an ARPG, action adventure, something like that.
Is Freeman: Gorilla Warfare like that?
man beaners cannot fight for shit
dont need to go nuclear in every fight.
you can easily smash a eye with your finger but you shouldnt perma damage another person over pity shit.
Bats are the usual weapon of choice for non-lethal self-defense (believe it or not).
You could have just said "No, I have never seen a fight IRL". I've seen guys swinging chairs at eachother and they still *usually* don't try to cave one another's heads in.
Yes I am aware, but we're not talking about how you should behave in a fight but whether the fight in the OP is real or staged. If we take it as real then we have two people with a bad case of road rage, who came prepared with weapons and then engaged in a fight where they go out of their way to not really hurt each other, or it is just staged bullshit for likes which is almost always the case in recorded fights not involving blacks, and even more so the case when asians are involved. I know which one I believe.
Ye
Circumcision turns men into perpetually frustrated animals on a short fuse. Imagine living your whole life, from birth to death, not even being able to experience something as fundamental to the human condition as natural sexual pleasure. Imagine not even being able to masturbate properly because your countrymen tortured and mutilated you at birth. Do you really expect anyone to grow up healthy in such horrendous, war-like conditions?
Why do you think it's staged?
Those look like real hits, seems like quite the commitment.
spend some time on /gif/ you see a lot of stuff both real and staged and learn to tell the difference. Actually don't do that because it's a complete shithole board but you have my answer.
Nigger they're on the fucking freeway.
Let's assume your retardation has any merit and it is staged:
>You're doing it in public, with lots of witnesses - Police will be called you get to pay a fine or spend time in jail for being disorderly in public
>You're close to other people's property (cars) flailing wildly with weaponry - You risk paying for the repairs should you fuck up
I think you're retarded user. You just have never seen people fighting without the intent to kill, because you're so used to just seeing niggers chimpin'.
Thisi s what a fight looks like between humans.
>a porn board makes you an expert on fighting
user, just admit you've never actually seen a fight and let the point go.
>Thisi s what a fight looks like between humans.
Actually I take that back, the manlet asian is clearly trying to strike at the guys head, he's just uncoordinated and getting "blocked" by the other guy's arm, but he does land a straight hit on the forehead at one point.
You are the one talking out of your ass. People who stage this shit don't care about getting in trouble or destroying property, it even helps them get more attention for the videos. The public aspect is part of the point of these videos.
No, I don't think there is anyone on earth who hasn't seen a fight but if you think i'm the only one so be it, I still stand by my point.
reminds me of this guy
>everything is staged
I think you're just paranoid.
>I still stand by my point
Your point is it's "staged", but you've never gone into detail as to why that would be.
You make absolutely no argument for it being staged other than "I just know okay!?".
I have specifically elucidated my reasoning previously, I did so in my very first post and have elaborated further. You are the one claiming to 'just know' by your alleged proximity to the occasional bar fight.
>has the longer weapon
>pushes in as close as possible
What a dumbass
F:GW seems like Mount & Blade in a modern setting, but it was pretty janky and not really enjoyable when I played it (it was pretty early in its development though, maybe it has improved by now)
What a retard. The big guy had him before he grabbed the pipe. Grabbing and using the pipe just gave the manlet the green light on using the bat.
This is your point?
Well it's refuted right here He IS striking for the head.
>squids
>No, I don't think there is anyone on earth who hasn't seen a fight
Are you retarded? Do you think there are constant fistfights emerging on the streets? Seriously user, every post you make is making it clearer and clearer that you don't know what you're talking about.
Lances have the advantage over swords
>not using it like a spear
No he isn't. Just because you said that is the case doesn't mean it is. Watch closely he only makes one misjudged strike where the big guy ducks and a blow meant for his shoulder or back gets close to the head. All the other strikes are away from the head.
Could you guys please reply to my post, located here I really could use attention and I figured talking about mutilated mutt dick would do the trick.
Thanks in advance
Cool, just look at all the video games discussion the OP's text has inspired. So much discussion of video games. Yep, not retarded at all.
Watch at 12-seconds in.
Basically this. Why do you think all jews are phychopaths and manipulators?
Hi , bud. For what it's worth, I'm an uncircumcised American and don't have aggression problems. Best of luck with the theory
I covered that in my previous post.
I didn't say anything about fist fights in the streets but unless you live a very sheltered life you must have seen at least one in school. I don't think this is an important point at all for the overall discussion by the way, it was just my response to your repeated suggestion I have never seen an irl fight since it seemed important to you.
no
>I covered that in my previous post.
>h-he made a mistake!
You're just doubling down like a retard now.
You're just complaining about their lack of fighting-prowess now. Pathetic user. Take your meds.
clearly staged.
Yeah, but you're probably nonwhite.
Noita
Pixel based physics
>flimsy ass PVC pipe versus a bat
Big man isn't thinking shit through. When he swings you grab that shit from him then beat the ever living fuck out of him with it when he misses.
maybe
>nonwhite
>not aggressive