The worst game of the generation

The biggest waste of time and money ever made, for this piece of crap game

Disastrous trash game

Well, this game is a mess.
And definitely a flop

It's only a piece of trash this "game"

nah it's a good game. kind of recontextualized with this corona shit going down too now that we're all stuck at home

im guessing you guys are american yes?

Nope dude.
You are definitely blind. Or kojimboboy.
Because this game is garbage

But this game was made for amerifats

This is just sad.

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The kojimbo boys are sad.
Cringe cry babies.
Cry a lot for this trash game

Only idiot fanboys can praise a SHIT "GAME" like this piece of garbage

I'm guessing you're a faggot Kojimadrone

Nah retard.
This is a deliveryman simulator game.
The garbage experience

Only blind people praise this shit

>Xbox cucks and ESL-kun still seething five months later
Delicious

Idiots kojimbodrones still seething...

The state of Kojima's games today
Complete trash

The BIGGEST FLOP OF THE GENERATION

A Koji-FLOP disaster

YOU KNOW THE GAME DID SELL THE MOST IN AMERICA, YES?

You know that this game is the worst Kojima game ever made? Because it is the worst Kojima game!
And a BIG FLOP!

And you know why this trash flopped?
BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING DELIVERYMAN SIMULATOR!

And only a bunch of Kojima moron's and faggots fanboy can praise a crap game like this.

>that ip count

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Imbecile on Yas Forums makes a post as an imbecile because he is a stupid idiot .....
I look! This is exactly your description faggot!

>ESL-kun still review bombing on Metacritic too

I can't remember the last time a game made Yas Forums this butthurt.

Idiot fanboy imbecile has huge butthurt!
Go to kill youself morons!

that's ESL-kun
he's a legitimately insane indian(?) who posts the makes the exact same hateposts about DS 100 times per day, every single day

ESL-kun, if you're reading this, and I know you are, get help my man. life should be better than this

>inb4 kojimadrones worst openworld garbage simulator bois trash game plot the worst disaster crying trash flop horrendous delivery plot etc etc insanity

The WORST OPENWORLD GAME OF THE ENTIRE GENERATION!

I thought he was Brazilian.

>replies: 40
>posters: 5

Fairly sure he is a mutt

These idiots who praise this game make me laugh. If he likes to eat Kojima shit.......
And by shit I mean shit games, like Shit Stranding

beats me. could be brazilian i guess

seethe more you absolute pleb

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tell us about yourself ESL-kun
how old are you? why are you so mad at THIS game in particular
there are plenty of shit games out there why are you so obsessed with death strandin that you spend a significant amount of your time every day shitting on it?

Idiot's Kojimbo drones makes the idiot's Kojimbo drone
How ridiculous you are after this shitty game turned out to be shit?
Really sad.....

one hour later, LOL

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Crazy faggot

Only idiotic and imbecile babies praise the shit.
You have to be really pathetic to get to digest this crap game.

Kojimbo got what he deserved as a hack. I mean Kojima bragged about every game award he got for making this game like a self-conceited moron he is yet few weeks after the release we can't find any boast about total sales, gee I wonder why. It literally sold like shit and as usual only a tiny vocal minority in the game industry overhyped this trash which was quickly corrected by a simple reality check since people don't give fuck about "games" with mundane and boring chores which only some brain impaired people would enjoy for longer than an hour.

This game is a simulator just as this moron stated. You got to be a pot head or some brain damaged mouth breather to play it since it's based on a dumb gimmick and nothing more and it's called a game in the same sense train sumulator is a game.

Wow, what a compelling argument. I'm sure your IQ is somewhere in the triple digits, maybe even higher. In fact, I think I might buy a copy of DS now just to spite you. Fucking retrard.

This is the best open world game ever made and Kojima is the absolute best game director in the world.
Only one ESL mental patient dislikes this game.
Everyone else loves it.

At least I don't praise the game shit that is Shit Stranding, IDIOTIC faggot

Everyone loves this game. You just have shit taste!

You wish Idiot!
Actually the game really sucks, and I'm not the only one who says it for sure, you idiot loser. So go back and eat your shit ..

No, DS is the best game ever made. You are a faggot and a retard for not liking it.

hes deffinietl getting paid though right? i mean the whole anti DS game campaign was paid for no? by conami would make sense.. Its probbably comercially a flop but most people who played it and are not sensetionalist influencers liked the game.

This is the dumbest shit I've ever heard and I keep seeing Kojima drones try to push this. I hated the game, but the message was extremely clear: "People needed to come together instead of fracture apart", I'm sure the social distancing in the face of disease that's going on right now that's saving lives is exactly what Kojima was trying to go for when he said people should come together.
The plot is actually an extremely contrived way of saying contemporary culture has people too fragmented and the subtext has nothing to do with disease.

solid take, and I'm not just saying that because I also smoked a bunch of weed while playing DS

Kojimbodrones are here.....
Pathetic sad babies....
THE GAME IS SHIT

No it's not dude, you just have shit taste. Kojima is a genius and DS is perfect, you are just too dumb to realise that because you are dumb.

Nah, this game is good, you're just too retarded to appreciate it.
It's not for low IQ plebs like you.

Holy shit he's making threads now

You are an unhinged retard. Otherwise you would like this master piece of a game: the best openworld kojima game in the world. A definitive masterpiece.

Idiotic retarded Kojimbo drones still seething...
For this HUGE FLOP
And a bad game

He's been doing it for a while.
Complete with his broken english stock phrases badly photoshoped over Death Stranding screenshots.
This insane faggot is like a national treasure of Yas Forums.

I think that YOU are the RETARD here...
Supid and idiotic Kojimbo drones
Go to kill yourself baby!

shut up konamidrone

>make thread about actually playing the game
>0 replies
>make thread bitching about the game with no valid criticisms
>Kojima defense force fills thread
You guys are all shit.

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The description of all Kojimbo drones:

>they eat shit
>praise shit
>are all retarded
>all are fagot's
>and they are practically blind, because they cry all day for this shitty game

How pathetically sad they are.....

thats because its not on pc yet

Nope
It's because it's truly a trash game.

nah the worst game of the gen is breath of the wild, kojimbo might have lost his mojo after delivering the best MGS kino with 5 but DS is nowhere near as bad as BOTW