How do you convince your girlfriend to let you buy new games?

maybe they're on a tight spot?
if cash is running low and you have to decide what your entertainment will be for the next month you have to sit down and talk it out

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>simp
ah yes, the new "cuck"

If you're so poor you can't even spend 60€ freely, then you should not be wasting it on videogames

You have a "conversation" about it.
If she says she doesn't want you buying it, you ask why. Then you delegitimize her arguments one by one with facts and logic. If her arguments are actually good and you agree with her, don't buy the game. As simple as that.

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Whenever the wifey acts up i just ask her to sleep over at her bfs place so i can play my videogames all night in peace. She wont let me play for more than 30 minutes a day normally.

How different are the dynamics of being in a serious relationship wiht a girl older than you?

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If we aren’t married then she gets 0 say over how I spend my money.

You get to call her mommy, and she gets to dress you up and peg you

My sisterwife loves playing games with me so it's usually her who asks me to buy them

She fucks me raw whenever she feels like it, abusing my easy to erect cock and not letting me cum until she cums at least twice. Good cardio.

>gf
>not a caring older sister
Yikes.

simp is politically correct term for cuck

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I don't.

it's the newfag twitter zoomer equivalent of calling someone a white knight

Single life is better than being in a relationship.

I'm not saying it's perfect, but it's way less hazardous and complicated than dating in 2020.

Not a lot. You might just have to accept the fact that you'll probably end up with kids earlier than you expected.

t.virgin

Nah.

I'm sure I'd be horny as fuck for anyone right now if I hadn't lost my vcard early.

simp and cuck are different though similar things
a simp is someone who gives money to women online, just for being women
or takes women out to restaurants without having sex with them

I just buy them.

Just act like a grown man.
If she is dumb and immature, you automatically have the high ground.

I prefer two gfs.

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Oh no

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You seem to be implying I'd actually spend time and energy on that shit instead of playing vidya and jacking off.

>Single life is better than being in a relationship.
Actually
Unironically
Unmemeified

COPE

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Buying games makes no impact on my bottom line, so I don't need approval to buy one. Plus my wife doesn't play vidya herself so she doesn't even notice of there's a new one.

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There's no one I know IRL that can beat me in SB, actually, I have to play in 3 vs 1 team battle for them to stand a chance.

this manga's really cute. Thanks OP.

>tfw no mommy gf who buys you a switch with smash bros if you can beat her at og smash.

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No, I'm on the side of that guy. My last girlfriend cheated on me and ruined my Dragons Dogma save.

Imagine being so bad at games your mommy gf humiliates you.

>playing the horrifically broken and jank that is Melee 64

I would just play Puff and be an edge grab sing spam cheesing shitbag

This is what i was after all along

I dated a girl 6 years older than me for while.
She was established in her career and I was still studying while working part time. We were both appropriate ages for our life-style. Despite having a ton in common, never argued and basically be super happy with each other personality wise, she just wasn't happy knowing that I was still a few years away from starting my actual career and she needed someone more grounded. Honestly, I can blame her, but it did hurt.

Bitch must've broken his shield at some point

Shut the fuck up simp

I want a gf so bad but this fucking lockdown has reduced the chances of that to 0

You can't reduce 0 to 0.

I just buy them and pretend that I always had them.

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>implying it wasn't 0 chance to begin with pre lockdown

>Pick Jigglypuff
>Opponent picks Marth

Use this time to workout, there will be a lot of horny women after this ends.

It’s slang for simpleton. Them being nice to a girl that won’t fuck them is considered an low iq move

Oh user......

How does that even work? Do you never talk to her about videogames?

god i wish that was me

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>Work 10:00 PM to 7:00 AM
>Also ugly

I should probably just kms desu

She paid for everything for me. It was sick

>women being good at vidya
Immersion shattered

If i need her permission to play vidya id rather not get any pussy at all

I do but I always say “ I finally got around to playing this game in my library and it’s pretty good”. Which is technically not a lie.

Holy shit, someone actually did it. They actually multiplied by 0.

So I take it she is not interested, my wife, even though she doesn't like vg, she notices when I get something new.

You just need to ask an older girl kindly~

kek