What is sex like?

Warm, soft, grip.

sex is overrated, you think it feels nice to have someone hugging you, keep you warmth, to feel the movement.
but the problem is always the pain in my butt the next day, I can't even sit down for longer than a minute

Masturbation+ if with a girl you love.
Masturbation- if it's a random roastie.

Like a workout.

Grilled ham and cheese sandwich

o.O

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Alternatively Masturbation 1.5 since you can touch and feel someone else's body... unless they are one of those boring sex partners who complain about foreplay going for too long (like 5 minutes.)

I don't remember what touching someone else feels like

Prone bone is by far the best position for both genders

You know that rush when you make a spam thread and post an anime girl?

It's nothing like that.

during sex you literally turn into a dog with nothing else on their mind besides fucking

there is no better high

It's the best last position when you want to finish.

Not as good as jerking off or vidya desu m8

What is sex with Taiga like?

IMAGINE

well usually sex for me and my wife is me cleaning up after the bull comes over but its still hot.

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>my wife
Good larp.

Dunno

what's it like to be taiga

I'm 37 years old and don't have any idea.

if you insist

My dick bends down though so missionary feels best, which is unfortunate because not a very fun position

I’ve come to the conclusion that sex isn’t real. People like to LARP as sex havers and pretend like it’s a real thing but it’s not, it’s a giant joke at our expense that has gone on for far too long.

Wet masturbation and sweat

Don't worry about that until marriage. Stay pure OP.

What magic powers do you have?

Being with random gals always seems like a good idea at first but ends up dissapointing as hell, barely different from masturbation and sometimes for the worst. Being with someone you're actually interested in feels very nice but I think the best of that is just being close together, not the sex itself

I want my virginity back so badly bros.

Sticky

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Sex isn’t real.
Just be happy and play vid ya and enjoy the hottest anime tiddy.

why

Shitposting.

Same

not him but virginity collectors are hot and usually freaks.

Don’t you mean up?
Do you know what missionary is?

It wasn't worth giving away.

Depends on the players. For this reason single player is more enjoyable choice for players with high MMR.

Overrated, if I need to cum I’d rather just whack one out, it’s faster and more reliable. Feeling up a girl’s body is pretty nice though.
Now intimacy on the other hand, that’s where it’s at. Being able to fall asleep and wake up with someone in your arms is something you just can’t replicate by yourself.

it's pretty nice, but i like getting blowjobs way better,

you can do that alone if you make a tulpa

Sex isn't real its just an inside joke normalfags thought up to make you feel like you're missing out on something when you're not.

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like a drug addiction

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this is almost the actual truth

we could always try it out to see if it's real

>used to think "tfw no gf, tfw no gf"
>suddenly stopped doing that and being fine now
Did I give up or did I reach Nirvana?

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This is a Boomer Anime

I’ve only done anal and oral but it’s okay. Videogames are better

not that guy but I wouldn't still call that the same feeling. Still pretty good though but requires lots of silence and concentration for me. Being sleepy helps too. God I love touching myself ah and uhm video games!

501366190
did you become fl@n

Woman here

Have sex

Eventually you reach a point where you don't give a fuck. I reached that place when I turned 25.

Do you know a cute girly boy you could recommend?

I don't want to have sex
I don't fap anymore either
What's wrong with me

(´・ω・`)

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with?

Not having sex with a woman(female), sorry.

it's only enjoyable if you're both physically in shape

you became old just like the rest of us

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>have tulpa
>don't have sex with her because i'm a moralfag who always does the right thing in vidya gaems so cannot fuck what is essentially my daughter

Ive been inside a woman but didnt really do much before almost instantly cumming, does that still count?

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c o p e

weebs will never feel a tight wet warm hole completely encapsulating the most sensitive part of your body

This. Feels fucking bad to be ugly, fat, and forever alone.

>Lukaposter isn't a virgin
DROPPED
Bet you lost it with a loser too ew

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I'm only 20.

you reached Satori

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>Give yourself DID just to feel a little less alone
While I can sympathize, I really wouldn’t say it’s worth it, and the end result can’t possibly be as good as the real thing anyway

I'd rather reach her pet desu

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You won't fool me normalfag I know its not real and no amount of fake CGI """""sex""""" videos you post could prove it. Sex literally doesn't exist.

For me I just realised I'd never have one so might as well learn to live with it.

based

If you've ever came underwater it feels a bit like that

Have you never had sex? Vaginas angle dorsally so dicks that bend up match their curvature better in doggy style, mine does the opposite so it fits better in missionary

Well that is definition of sex

As someone who's been a virgin until 23, i can tell you it's overrated as fuck. Pussy won't fill your heart, but you do want to get it over and done with because holy fuck does it emotionally tilt you if you're a virgin.
If i knew how overrated it was prior to becoming a virgin i'd have smashed a prostitute years ago. But like all the other anons are saying, you want genuine intimacy with another person to fulfill you emotionally.
Sex is too much work when you can just fap and have a better experience. You have to clean up after sex, worry about your clothes, etc. When you fap, you got time to put yourself in the mood AND you don't even need to undress.
Sex can be fun though. It can become a good motivator to "git gud" at sex. You'll need to find yourself a partner that is patient and is willing to teach you or learn alongside you. You try that shit on a roastie and she'll cheat on you the moment she gets bored (can say from experience).
So either pay a whore to let you fuck around and learn the basics, or focus on improving yourself as a person and meet people and build genuine connections. I have faith in you, user.

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Jacking off but with way more effort, and usually, a partner that puts in zero effort back.

You want it but once you have it, you realize its not really worth it, and you cant go back to playing games or whatever because you got a femoid hanging off you lmao.

I see you were imbued with Australian energy.

>everyone gets a gf/waifu/partner of their dreams
Would the world be in peace?

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Are you horribly deformed? I know being attractive makes it easier but I have average and below average friends that found GFs

Its probably very awkward and short lived experience.

you never had sex

SEX IS EVIL. IT ENSLAVES, CONTAMINATES, AND CONTROLS YOU. STAY WAY FROM IT AT ALL COSTS.

My life didn't change the slightest with the virus around.

everyone gets a gf of their dreams but other anons get kidnapped to get turned into them

No because what happens when two guys have the same gf/waifu?

I'm horribly autistic which is probably worse.

The girl of my dreams is literally an omnicidal maniac, who will kill everyone including me.

one of them becomes the waifu and forgets who they were to balance it out

G spot is at the front though.

>tfw horribly deformed AND autistic

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nOPE. THE ONLY WAY TO GET TRUE HAPPINESS IS THROUGH CREATIVITY AND SELF SUSTAINING METHODS. IF YOU RELY ON OTHERS FOR FUFILLMENT OR HAPPINESS YOU WILL BE ETERNALLY UNHAPPY MARK MY WORDS.

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Her personality is shaped based on what you like of her/you think she'd act if she was real, so even if they're the same person they might be different

Cmon don't be autistic just imagine that everyone has their waifu and stop

So a win-win

He might be a virgin but this is my experience minus being unable to go back to games. When I get horny I want sex but it's so mediocre that masturbating with lotion honestly feels better

I wish there was a female who would be willing to listen to me talk about Sonic for hours on end.

me too, it seems 25 is the magical number where you stop giving a fuck and its actually an annoyance

>62828▶
>Masturbation+ if with a girl you love.
>Masturbation- if it's a random roastie.
Ha, this nails it

Each gets their own customized version duh
Just like having a 2d waifu
Why do you think so many anons can post this wife?

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Awesome

I'm incapable of loving humans. If she's not a demon, monster or witch, I'm not interested. That's why I have no gf.

The only type of girl who's be into that would be the same kind that fujos Sonic and Shadow together and lurks deviantart.
They exist but their crazy will surpass your innocent autism user.

Then why do people rape?

I feel like it's too much effort for me.
Keep in mind I'm below average and I'm an ugly goblin, and since I'm so used to live alone I don't think I'd feel good being in a busy relationship with someone. Also I have too many problems of any kind and I don't want to waste someone else time.
I guess some people are meant to be alone and I'm one of them.

if you are used to porn... youre gonna be disappointed. somehow i cant actually get into the actual act because i have gotten too used to watching someone else besides me do it, or looking at unrealistically beautiful women. maybe do yourself a favor and cut porn out of your life so that you can reset your brain into cumming from actual sex and not just porn or nudes.

i gave myself a psychosis

This is only relevant to small dicks, a big dick that angles the wrong way hurts to put in all the way, for both parties

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>tfw 27 year old virgin so even if I ever had sex I would just be laughed at for being bad

You underestimate my power.

Sneed

this

I only fap to 2D and it really helps 'cause my brain basically separates the real women with 2D perfection and so I don't have stupidly high standards for real women

The sex drive is a lot stronger in some than others.