Why did she get into HotS?

Why did she get into HotS?

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Shes the only notable Gnome NPC outside Mekkatorque and probably the best one which is funny because shes actually a dragon.

So when the fuck is Mekkatorque? And how would he play?

Fucked her way in

Warcraft 3 didn't really have gnomes so it had to go to some WoW NPC, and well she probably was the most marketable one or something.

Hand portable cocksleeve.

They were going to add Mekkatorque before the game died.

She's cute

Somewhat popular character all the way from vanilla that keeps getting reused

meme character from wow that fit a kit they thought of

and

She's a pretty good WoW character. By WoW standards. As was mentioned earlier, she is one of the few woman gnomes.

Dehaka was the only good character in that game, though.

cute.

and

Bronze Dragons have female names ending with -ormi and male names ending with -ormu. Chromie's real name is Chronormu...
dat girl got a dicc

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There was a gnomish flying machine datamined really early on into HOTS. Somewhat similar to Corki from LOL I'd imagine.

>Dehaka was the only good character in that game, though.
Excuse me?

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I like dehaka but theres so many fun characters in hots dude.

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I want to pick her up by the hips and double hand slam her onto my dick.

She goes into this in HotS and says dragon naming conventions are more complicated than humans realize.

For real, brough? Of course he would say that.

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That's probably true.

Alarak*

since this is a HOTS thread, I would like to point out the drout of Brightwing Porn.

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>Chromie: Everyone calls me "Chromie", but my real name is "Chronormu". Hmm? No, it is not a male name. You clearly don't understand the intricacies of dragon culture.

>Illidan is cursed to be perpatually nerfed forever because he's too fucking strong as a concept

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Everytime i feel like playing this i remember i have to download the stupid bnet launcher and then put up with the authenticator crap then i dont feel like playing anymore. Thanks Blizzard i guess

FUNNY

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Chromie is cute! CUTE!

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>Hmm? No, it is not a male name.
>Of course he would say that.
He's lying. Trust me.

Chromie is shit outside of shortstack threads
Where there ever any dragons aside from Rhea who took a goblin form?

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What did they mean by this?

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My fave heroes are
Zagara, Kerrigan, Li Ming, Zarya, Whitemane, Butcher, and Auriel

Oy vey matey. Nevar ferget the 6 bajillion or ill keel haul ye!

Is Samuro still good?

My favorite heroes are
Rexxar, Xul, Ragnaros, Dehaka, Uther.

She's a fan favorite.

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>Start playing in the early Alpha
>Illidan was nigh unkillable
>Abathur could copy ultimates
>Chen was immortal

Take me back

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Just play Johanna, she's legit unkillable.

Also Dehaka. Correct timing of your trait and ult if you take Adaptation I think it's called, and you're just fucking unstoppable.

It's just not the same as sitting there constantly drinking brew and them never being able to break your shied because stuns and silences hardly existed back then.

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Illidan huh?

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>trying to play Illidan without an Aba or a pocket healer

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Just farm minions, scrub.

Yes

>So when the fuck is Mekkatorque
The game is of life support so probably like years away literally.

>farm creeps
>get poked by any ranged character
>jump on them
>they walk 5 feet back into their towers and you lose 1/3 of your health from the first volley
Lategame this is different, but he gets shit on for the first 10 minutes of every game unless the other team is retarded

How did they make SC the most fun cast in the game? Aside of Chogall.
>Hammer is the most fun you can have being a stationary target of doom
>Zagara allows you either play light a bitch the entire game or be a massive asset to team fights
>Dehaka is a global that makes or breaks team fights with a stun and silence
>Stukov is the most interactive healer ever designed, both spreading heals to allies or slowing enemies in a silence pool WHILE HITTING LIKE A TRUCK
>Firebat has the most well designed kit in the genre, extremely fun to play as while setting everyone of fire
>Abathur just playing an RTS with map control and xp gain while helping allies in a pinch
>Jimmy post rework
>Kerrigan decimating people every jump
>MOTHER FUCKING ALARAK
and yet probe is the still the most fun out of them all

dont forget zeratul, tychus and fenix. Really wish they would buff kerrigan though, she gets fucked on way too easily

I got level 70 on tychus, my closet after that is like 25
I guess I’m just a baaaad, baaaaad man

BIG FAT GNOME TATS

Kerrigan is fine, but she needs the right comp to enable the massive burst damage.
Zera is one I forgot. Don't know if wormhole Q build is still as broken as it was about a year ago but people are too stupid to decluster and allow you to spam it to no end.

I CAN'T EVEN BOOT UP ANY FUCKING BNET GAME WITHOUT A FLUCTUATING PING OF 100-2000! Every other game works fine, it's annoying.

One thing I liked about HoTS is that they weren’t afraid to make supports that aren’t just pussy heal/shield bots.

Uther is at his best when right on the front line stunning fools and triage healing friends, Stukov can secure kills in all kinds of ways, and Kharazim supports his team by punching the other team right in the fucking teeth

he can still do that, he can also be built to fuck a single person very quickly with additional vorpal strike charges

HOTS is such a fundamentally better game than LoL or Dota but they absolutely fucked themselves with their greed

>be late to the MOBA party
>see that LoL made an assload of money and is able to sell heroes
>don't understand that LoL benefitted from being the only game in town (once HoN shit the bed)
>don't understand that the LoL alternative, DOTA 2, is fucking free
The irony is years later they ended up giving away the majority of the hero roster via goofy events, but by then it was too late.
They should have just made it f2p with a $30 "you get all the heroes" deal

At least HOTS is the reason OW heroes are all included in the box price

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>HOTS is such a fundamentally better game than LoL or Dota

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This was perhaps the height of HOTS

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pre-overwatch hots was bretty fun

forgot about kt and his waifu army

It's not hard to be a better game than either of them. That doesn't mean it's great, just that it's better.

>just that it's better.
No it's not. The game is pretty much dogshit with zero variation or depth.
Once you've played 10 matches you've done and seen everything the game has to offer.

Got his own 2 minute anime too. Shit was great, wowfags were freaking out over dreadlord jaina too.
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It's true that it has a lot less depth, but Dota/LoL honestly fall off the other end of the spectrum, while the metas make the depth somewhat of an illusion.