Keep running into the same player online

>keep running into the same player online
>really close matches
>you're both always carrying each other's team
>they add you as a friend after
>every time you log in get messages "hey wanna play x?"
>have to switch to 'offline' status to avoid them
Why are gamers so clingy?

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What a masterpiece.

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>too much of a pussy to just say "no"
Why are Yas Forumsirgins so autistic?

Ain't it? It's all I want out of life.

They just want to be frens

sauce

>adding someone on steam when you're not obligated to and then getting mad when they want to play video games

no user, you are the socially awkward one

Lemonparty dot com

>dude why can't I just add people and have them sit in my friends list I don't want to actually be friends with my friends I just like having a high friend count
You're a genuine retard and should die.

If you didn't want to play with him, why did you add him?
If you didn't want him to message you, why did you add him?

Maybe instead of being a social embarrassment, someone that is so mentally weak and limp-wristed they legitimately get panicked at the idea of having to talk to someone on the fucking internet, you should work on your people skills. I mean for fuck's sake user, really? Setting yourself to offline mode? Even deleting him would be more dignified than that, you pathetic pussy. Just learn how to talk. Jesus.

>have to switch to 'offline' status
In what world do you ever "have" to do this you mongoloid. This option only exists for faggots who are too timid to say no to people.

not op but it feels too rude to decline a friend request

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Gonna need some sauce on that OP.
Saucenao and iqdb aint showing shit.

This is futa on shota, isn't it.

And it's not rude to being a pedantic little fuckboy, pretending like you can't hear them? Don't be so selfish and disingenuous.

How I Met Your Mother: Reloaded

Use Yandex.

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>worried about sister
>go out to her job
>get gang raped by futas
These were the best

I'm with you user. Fuck these other nerds for not understanding the social intracacies/faux pas of saying "no thanks, not right now" to an acquaintance you added online. What a chore it can be to deal with when you want to enjoy yourself in your own little world. Shout out to the rest of the crowd playing MP and MMOs in single player mode

people don't actually talk to me and i've started to man up and decline friend requests instead of never responding them
i don't understand why would they send me a friend request either way

>play online multiplayer
>girl in the game
>she sucks
>adds you cause good
>keeps sending you invites every time you sign on

its like nah i dont want to carry you

Thanks senpai

I mean you can just say "sry not now" thats what my friend does and it never really annoys me

>>have to switch to 'offline' status to avoid them
Just say "no," goddamn.

>i don't understand why would they send me a friend request either way
to make friends

Because it's really easy to detect such from a screen right? How about you both stop being faggots and actually say "no" instead of expecting the other person to try to understand your weird social cues like a toddler or a woman?

>animated version
holy fucking based

Just play co-op bro.

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i go offline when i play porn gaymes and VNs

yeah that's hot as fuck

Just say you dont find the games fun. My friend stopped bothering me about GMod after that

Oh didn't know it was a video. Only saw it on sad panda.

are you guys fucking retarded

just a reminder that a semi-animated audio version of this exists somewhere

>somewhere
Yeah like in this thread

Just post the full picture

What? Gonna cry bait now? Sorry, I'm gonna call retards out for being retards. Doesn't matter if you're pretending or not. That way I keep actual retards out and you get your (You)s. Isn't that a fair deal?

Yeah, I half-expected a CG set or something.

The sister was getting fucked too right?

Just when I thought my saucefu had reached its peak.

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How am i retarded, dumbass?

Thanks for a reply from the other side fren. That makes me feel a lot better about declining, always feel like an asshole about it

i guess, but it's awkward

Co-op is only for best buds or lady friends brosef

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It's nice for people like me who are social but too lazy/awkward to add people ourselves.

>New Horizons just came out
>All I wanna do is relax, gradually build my town, and draw designs
>Literally any time I log in, friends I haven't talked to in years flood me with requests to see my town and hang out
It'd be one thing if friends could just drop in and out and the in game chat wasn't so fucking slow and tedious, but this shit is so inconvenient and I usually need to open a second app on my phone just so we can have an actual conversation and I just want everyone to fuck off until I'm good and ready to hang out, holy fuck.

GOD I WISH I WERE HIM OR HER

Either is fine by me desu.

where?

Protip: you're actually not that important. People are going to find other people to play with when you say "no"

And that's what I learned my dude, you shouldn't call your friends friends if they can't handle playing OTR Co-op Poker.

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>want to spend time with friends playing games
>cant because my toaster wont run any good multiplayer games without constant stuttering to -10 fps

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What's a side pot?

Reverse image search with yandex as said and you'll find it.

Also

I don't add friends unless I've met them IRL and even then it's a maybe

Meant

THIS IS WHY I LOVE NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE

>think person is cool
>send request
>they accept
>can join them in games if they are playing the same game
>can’t send messages so no awkwardness

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I don't understand how someone can read/watch this, let alone create something like it, and not feel some immediate feeling of regret and disappointment in themselves

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cringe and faggotpilled

Side bet. I don't know myself other than... let's see if there's a simple english wiki for this.

"Created once a player is all in and other players continue betting "on the side" (literally). The side pot is distinct from the main pot in that only the players still betting play for it, while the all-in player can only win the main pot. "
>pokernews.com/pokerterms/side-pot.htm

Died from what exactly?

Shut up, your opinion's bad because all pornography is meant to be coomed to.

Are you esl? How can you not pick up on blatant sarcasm?

I've wanted to delete people, but I'd feel bad because some have added me like the OP, or we have similar trophy lists.

>Every time I play Xenoverse 2 I get tons of kids adding me
>In game profile just links to their recent Switch game history, all I have to judge them by is what games they play
>Absolutely no indication of who they are, what kind of person they are, fucking nothing
>Can't even talk to them

Literally the same thing as just playing with NPCs, so what's the fucking point of adding strangers with zero personality?

Posting K-On anime reaction images is unironically gayer than fapping to massive futa cocks.

Not gonna lie, I thought the exact same thing. This is what they mean when they say "I feel like I lost something important."

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You're projecting or offended. Not trying to be a dick though honestly. If really good friends that you're close with ask, it's not a chore. When clingy e-friends try to get at you, you politely decline if you're not in the mood. You don't desire to hurt them, they clearly desired some interaction,but you want to enjoy in your own way and at your own speed. If they're the clingy type, or really close, you ghost instead as not to be a raging asshole. Some people don't take no for an answer, or they're a good friend and you don't want to be a butthole (to preserve the relationship). Sometimes a good friend just has a different style than you (grinders and griefers come to mind)

name?

not all porn is created equal, some are on levels of depravity too far down

Not user but it'd be even more rude to accept it and then ghost me until I delete you.

kek

By wanting to be the little boy getting massive futa cock up their ass.
Duh.

>ios faggot
>pays happily for a service with missing features
fuck off then kill yourself

kys vanillafag

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Based as fuck

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>work all day
>fucking exhausted and just wanna game
>log on to go to my library

>every single person on my friend list;
>"user'S ONLINE XD, HIIIIIIIIII"

I've been logging on invisisible for months now and my friends probably think I'm dead.

that feel when you haven't accepted an e-friend request in over 10 years because of exactly this

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Delete me? You heartless monster!

Okay. Thread should get deleted soon.
The title is a bit long. Look for something called Soto no Sekai wa Kiken de Ippai
Forgive me Lord for I have sauced

>He doesn't want a massive futanari cock to impregnate his anus
What are you, gay?

Based invisible adult gamer. Queue "it's all so tiring"

The Lord here, you're forgiven.

You should feel bad if you fap two this. Two large futa feminizing and raping a young boy as payment so his sister doesn't die in the hospital is not okay.

Spoon feeding...

>There's an animated version
WOAH MOMMA

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Some of my first interactions online were a Sonic sprite community that was as incestrious as it was degenerate. Three seperate people threatened to commit suicide unless I did free sprite edits for them. The first time it happened I was legitimately terrified someone was going to harm themself and it would not only be my fault but the entire community would blame me for it. After a week of that drama I straight up told the next two faggots who tried that shit on me "Do it".

So they are already doing the lord's bidding by themselves? Good on them.

Nah, just the online Sonic fanbase in 2001 was exclusively munipulative sociopaths.