It wasn't your violent nature that scared me... It was your room... your heart

Will we get a new F-Zero game this decade?

>he think a slow moving objects that doesn't even touch the clit can provoke an orgasm in a woman
I fucking hate millennials and their pseudoscience.

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The 2 most important pieces of furniture are your bed and relaxing chair. Next are the oven and fridge. Everything else is fluff

What is wrong with this?

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A couple of cardboard boxes are enough for furniture

>no couch
>small as fuck TV
>no table for food

>The 2 most important pieces of furniture are your bed and relaxing chair.
You can get a good couch and you'll have both.

look pretty good to me

Nothing.

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Door opens up to the living room. Easy to breach and clear.

I've got a desk full of paper everywhere and dirty clothes and textbooks,

I use the foot of my full-bed as a clothe storage and my dresser to store stupid crap

Why did this shitty meme resufrace?

The outlets are terrible

>eating while playing games

Sit down and eat your food somewhere away from your electronics, this is the sign of maturity everyone needs to have.

There are a decent number of specific tumbler accounts of women who have had that exact experience and developed a fetish over it. Fewer now than their used to be after the purge, but it really is a thing and has a minor community going on for it.

Poorfags needing to cope by pretending to have a "minimalist" lifestyle.

its almost national mgs 2 day

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>renting
>not allowed to put anything on the walls or add personality to the place

>live at home
>Can decorate as you please, but women will scorn you for living with your family

>we're part of one of the historically poorest generations so there's a good chance you can't afford nice things regardless

imagine the smell

That rug really ties the room together

>not owning a condo

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will the girl I'm chatting up be my gf

I've been eating in front of my PC for the past 15 years

could use a table

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Posting the edited version

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Everyone looks miserable. Are these places cheap as hell so the occupants can pay off their student loans or something?

Is it me or are those windows huge?

>look at these posts in google
Great argument.

You will eat the bugs

Surely you have other interests and hobbies that aren't video games, right?

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this is some weird shit

>owning a room in someone else's building
>on someone else's property
>own

That's one big Bloodborne case.

unironcally trying to get my room to look like this, but its hard to get over the physical meme. I just started selling off all my old vidya on ebay

i wanted to take a shot at the macbook guy, but he probably doesn't even own that macbook. it's most likely property of the school's or whatever agency is hosting his shitty creative internship

No
Even then i've barely explored video games as is, why the fuck would you want to get invested into something else

youtube.com/watch?v=6z8WTcvaziM

What the fuck do you use than?

>clitoral orgasms are the only orgasms

honestly that line sort of struck me

Absolutely nothing. Solid room user if thats yours
Only thing that would jump to mind is being close to the front door like that would mean the room could get cold with those hard floors, but you might not live in a cold place so I can't say

>>not allowed to put anything on the walls or add personality to the place

I rent and I have shit in the walls allover the place. I've hung up mirrors and paintings and pictures, plants, sculptures, installed hanging bike racks to store our bikes safely indoors, and even put in shelves.

If you intend to stay at a place for a while, and you treat the place well, and you pay rent on time, then landlords will be fine with it.

How do these people have any sort of privacy??

Of an empty mind, open and ready to become all consciousness.

haha this is funny

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>i wanted to take a shot at the macbook guy,

Wow, tough guy over here! I bet that laptop that you use has a way better UI. You must know so much about comps, a real "tech-guy" you are. So aware of the newest trends and what's good. You'd never be a part of a fad like those disgusting mac users.

I probably bet half of them are just trust fund kids that want to RP as a poor kid.

>almost 30
>still putting women on a pedestal

Your not gonna make it bro.

Will there ever be a new rayman game

Needs a decent PC set up.

wow really nice room

>tfw I have a bookshelf full of books and some art prints of magic cards I can use as a substitute for a personality when girls come over

>tfw my bookshelf is just full of games

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What is this type of humor called? It's by far my favorite.

>Are these places cheap as hell
No.

$795 a month if you commit to six, $100 more if you go month to month, $50 more for the slight space upgrade from a twin- to a full-size mattress.

I learned back in high school you don't question all that shit. My mom told me I wasted so much money on video games and I retaliated with she wastes money on a bunch of crafty decorations. It didn't go over well.

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this. if they have a problem just throw some spackle over the nail holes when you move out.

>you better have some furniture.

No.

Will I get my soulmate?

comparatively cheap
still more expensive than an apartment in a normal city

A one bedroom apartment in my city goes for 900-1000 USD.

>having an empty room is bad
>but hanging anime posters all over my wall for some color is also bad
You just cant win!!!

But Rose I just use that room for sleeping

Is the girl I'm crushing on gonna be my gf

>this will probably be illegal forever because of coronavirus
thank you jesus

Well okay, but that doesn't answer my question. Will the post nut clarity be my answer?

someone post the edit
you know the one

gf?

comfy

nowhere for the bros to sit
also the vikings blanket

>a personality is defined by how much junk you have lying around

Looks pretty comfy.

>900-1000 USD per month
What the fuck? Literally move to the country side right now. I have a 3 1/2 and it only costs 550/month with utilities provided

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Sounds like that bitch got fucking punked.

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The only problem I see is that loser Vikings blanket. Fuck the Viqueens.

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Clearly a joke, big brain

My city is only about 900k population and I need it for my job.

??? What are you talking about?

Thanks, user. It's not the biggest place, but I think it's decorated nicely and everything fits and flows well. A really easy way to elevate a place is just to get some damn plants. Believe it or not, they're super easy to take care of (if you get the right kind). Pothos and vine plants can grow nearly anywhere. I have two Pothos plants in my fucking bathroom, they barely get sunlight and I never water them. They thrive just off of the moisture that accumulates when I shower.

The four large plants you see on the windowsill in that picture are avocado plants. Grew them from a pit. I have a bunch more that are smaller scattered around the place. The four in the pic are even bigger now, kinda concerned about what to do with them now that they're growing legitimate branches and not just leaves.

Is Nintendo gonna fuck up those Mario remasters?

Welcome to capitalism

I bought some canvases to hang up on my wall a few years ago, only now do I realize that I'm so used to them that they've just become a part of the wall, it's like they're not even there anymore.
Decorations are legitimately a meme.

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How much do you make per week with your job?

>zoomers defending their depression rooms with their hatred for women
classic

Shit there is cheap because you make less money living there.

I defend it with my hatred of consumerism, thanks

where do you change clothes

>that line
actually based, mgs2 was great. you can actually feel a lot for rose with how she deals and puts up with raiden in their dialogues with eachother, to which they have a ton. shes not complaining to him for the sake of complaining but genuinely trying to convince him of something wrong. like wow she actually cares about him. woah!
>that stupid meme image
this is just some exploitative attention-whoring bitch however. actually sounding off to others about how you sometimes cant deal with your man like this is some gossipy bitch shit shows you care only about yourself and is shameful

get back to your indesign templates before i give you a fuckin slap.

Will they understand?

Pretty much.
Slap as many labels as you can onto your body, and hope that the negative space it demarcates starts to resemble a human being.

>MHW is full of armor set and weapons and the game allows you to setup and show off in your house
>he pick the bust instead

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Based totem confirms

Based and truthpilled

I make 65k annually.

Yikes
My mortgage on a 4 bedroom house in a good neighborhood in the midwest is 1500 a month

Minimum wage is about the same everywhere.

All the white guys who went to college in my area lived in cheap apartments right next mexiniggerville. They purposely kept their apartments empty to deter theft. I kept my windows open to show I had nothing worth stealing besides a 40 dollar computer chair and a walmart brand television to give the allure I was a poor college student.

The truth was I kept everything in my bedroom including with thousands of dollars of video games movies, computer parts and firearms. There is no window in the bedroom.

Should I get my wife to insert enormous objects into her vocaroo?

It's fine, just move your seat a bit back or else your eyes will go to shit, trust me as someone who used to have good eyes but now it's fucking shit because of sitting to close to the TV.

Female orgasm is a myth

>hatred of consumerism
Poorfag

>nowhere for the bros to sit
You people are my only friends.

i like that shit chair

im gonna get dubs?

With minimum wage you get like 400$ per week after taxes if you work 40h a week. I work in a factory in the city and make 18$/h, 1 week and I pay my rent, the other pays my bills and everything else goes towards my house fund

I don't get why anybody would to live in a city. They're all so fucking ugly. I hate asphalt culture, I hate the noise, I hate traffic and I fucking hate other people.

WELL OK ROSE JEEZ

GUESS I'LL JUST DECORATE MY ROOM WITH THE CORPSES OF MY ENEMIES

>have a big tv and a big expensive leather couch but I never use them because I prefer to have constant access to my pc even if I'm not using it

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