Why is Yas Forums afraid of strong women?

Im not, I just dislike Edelgard because of her actions

>Girl is "strong"
>still stronger than her without paying for a gym like her
>Girl "I can beat you at Mario Kart"
>Actually Lap her
Is it odd to want a woman to put me in my place?

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Both of them are canonically bisexual. Cope.

Imagine if they settled the war by having naked oil wrestling with each other

When you think about it, they really are built like this most likely. Swining around axes and fighting all the time.

Byleth is a canon self-insert meaning they are whatever the fuck the individual player wants them to be. Edelgard is canonically insane because she falls in love with a man/woman who she met five minutes ago.

I mean, she did.
It just happened to be above her.

my god I want to cum on Edelgard's back so much bros

No

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not afraid, just not attracted to them.
Masculine women will always be gross

Why arent you working on your art Yas Forums?

You can hear this incredulous bitch's thoughts out loud
>MAAAAALE PRIVELEEEEEGGGE

Cutting me in the lunch line

OH NO NO NO NO NO
incelbros we got too cocky...

Strong how?
Like, Physically? Mentally? Emotionally?

Yas Forums isn't afraid of "strong women", most Yas Forums posters are straight and any normal straight male is disgusted by females who look like men

i'm straight and i would rather fuck a trap than certain muscle "women" musclefags like to post

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No idea because none of those traits apply to the girls in OP's pic

look at the right of the vid.
theres a fucking snoyboy and a w*man that need help to be lifted up.

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>I'm straight and I'd rather fuck a man than fuck a woman
This is some quality bait. It'll definitely get some replies.

>i'm straight and i would rather fuck a trap
uhm no sweatie

Why is that lock the way women win in every single one of those webms?

>i would rather fuck a trap than certain muscle "women"
to be quite honest i like making tough tonned bitches that think they need no man my cocksleeves.

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>implying that baby manlet was ever going to be worth something anyway

I want their non existent penis inside of me. I would never want a real penis inside of me

because it's a good technique for someone smaller

entire point of these events is to push yourself to the limit. the "snoyboy" even participating makes him not a "snoyboy". that that shit into the women in the middle of the video, giving up without even trying.

Actually did "wrestle" with "stong"girl ,when she was about to lose and had enough, she started tickling me, which turns my body into that of a spastic, that results in me kneeing her in the face we never did it again

THE BOAR

>i'm straight and i would rather fuck a trap
Bro that's not straight, that's just straight up fucking homo

>entire point of these events is to push yourself to the limit
>the "snoyboy" even participating makes him not a "snoyboy"
unironically a king

Our mothers abused us for being anything other than simps. PS. You are too afraid to show the cartoon women facing forward.

>i'm straight and i would rather fuck a trap
not the brightest take i've seen today

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Because bottoming a woman is gay. Topping is straight

I'm not. I'm not even that Yas Forums and yet I could still overpower some well-toned 5'2" woman.

rear naked choke is fucking hard to get out of sissy

I love strong women. Dominating them is the best fetish.

>average Yas Forumsermin is so deprived that they'd fuck a dude and claim they're straight

source: my imagination that would get destroyed in reality

Whether you're a man or woman doesn't matter all that much to me, personally, so long as you're my friend.

>any trained woman is weaker than any slob of a man
>w-what? w-well he wasn't worth anything anyway
make up your minds incels

But byleth is a man.

after losing most of his left arm and leg, naturally that means his right arm will get much stronger than it would otherwise and he weighs a significant amount less, making it just as easy to pull himself up if he were whole, perhaps even easier
these exercises are meant to be cooperative as you can see to the back
it takes a real incel to use this as evidence against women instead of lending merit to the disabled man who overcame his circumstances
furthermore, could you do this by yourself?

>i'm straight and i would rather fuck a trap
No, you aren't straight.

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I've fucked a muscled women before. It's sexy until you cum, after that the hardness of the muscles could only remind me of a man.

RNC is quite literally the most common submission in MMA for pretty much forever. It's a good choke and it works
regardless of size. A 110 lbs chick can choke out a 220lbs muscle man IF big if, she can get that position and control for at least 5 seconds.

Y-You fuck your friends? Can I be your friend?

I'm not straight and would rather fuck a trap too

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I'n glad other straight guys feel the same. I just want to pound some cute twink so I thought I might be gay

Cope closetfag

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>could you do this by yourself?
Yes.
I bet you couldn't, fattie.

>tfw 6'5"
Where do I find a woman who can do this to me?

>Topping is straight
>she's a deadfish
>Noticing this redflag could save you from a shit marriage

We don't necessarily have to fuck to be friends, but yeah sure.

>I just want to pound some cute twink so I thought I might be gay
You are.

post body or fuck off

>t.

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>bottoming a woman is gay
No it fucking isn't. Doing a sexual act with a woman cannot possibly be gay. God this board is so fucking stupid.

Fear =/= Disgust